ITT: Worst superpower you can think of. That power belongs to the poster below you
>You are a mutant with a natural supercomputer in your butt that contains all knowledge. But can only access it with a dick in your butt.
ITT: Worst superpower you can think of. That power belongs to the poster below you
Anthony Adams
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Kayden Torres
Are you fucking gay man? Sage goes in all fields.
Kayden Robinson
Found the faggot.
>FAGGOT FOUND.
That was quick.
Owen Ward
I know girls who would be ok with this
Luke Myers
just by your comment i can yell you are underage.
sage
sage
reported banned sage
Bentley Green
Cum over a cups worth during orgasm
Colton Nguyen
>Ability to do absolutely fucking nothing but only if you take a cock up your arse.
>Downside is you get GAY SUPER AIDS every time you do so and it spreads from you to everyone you make skin contact with
Blake Edwards
The ability to be a loser for all eternity. It's slower 99% of the planet possesses.
Eli Bell
>Ability to fuck any girl you want, but you must fuck your dad (dead or alive) every time beforehand
Lucas Fisher
If you don't like it go back to your trap and loli threads. Nobody asked you to come here. Everyone knows Sup Forums is just a bunch of losers. 404 the thread already.
Owen Thomas
sage!! this is not what Sup Forums is for you idiot
Aaron Taylor
>aquaman
Parker Perez
>You have the ability to give people chromosomes, but only by eating one pineapple right after its picked
Xavier Jenkins
the ability to turn myself inside out and die
Nolan Scott
You need to do this the other way around op.
Ability to see the future, but only at the moment when you smell your own farts
Xavier Mitchell
Benjamin Lewis
ability to steal others abilitys in a world full of superheros but you must eat their brains and hearts to get them // all people have abilitys but not every ability is useful
Thomas Nguyen
Anal Tastebuds.
Enjoy, user.
Luis Murphy
Everything you drink turns into bladder stones.
Jaxon Martinez
Ability to grow your limbs back but only if you cut off the corresponding limb on the other side of your body (i.e. for left arm to grow back you have to cut off your right arm).
Hunter Foster
SAGE IN ALL FEILDS
Landon Bailey
Rawl
Daniel Nelson
The ability to read minds, but only if you haven't jizzed in a month
Isaiah Moore
Well it is OP
Caleb Martin
gets wizards powers but only if virgin
Colton Mitchell
The ability to fly, but only when you're on a airplane
Owen Edwards
I can get the head of my own dick up my butt while flaccid so this isnt a bad power for me
Matthew Jones
you have the power to become invisible, but only when no one is looking/recording