Walking through a field by yourself and you come across this. What do you do?

Walking through a field by yourself and you come across this. What do you do?

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Check to see if she's okay, if she's dead then call the police and tell then I found a dead body. If she's alive, call an ambulance.

feed her a bowl of my magic eggs of revival
she'd have to eat them all though!

call the police

Cry a bit
Steal bling

harvest her organs

first aid needed

>she
>her

Feel sad for the world then walk away.

>he thinks that dick isn't photo shopped

ITT: newfags
The correct answer is: "check my map & compass, I must be walking in circles"

Fuck it because I'm a degenerate virgin who would never get the succ

Where do you bitches see a dick?
look closer, fags
her vulva is so swollen it's larger than your kindergarten dicks, that's all.

Put some herbs on the dick and walk away

Go away CIA meme centre

Call the police you wild faggot

this guys knows. Yup, it's a swollen pussy.

>2017
>still harassing newfags

Newfag

Is this...from something? It sounds so familiar and hilarious.

I don't know if it was about eggs but I remember something about having to eat all of it.

Kick the dingle to ascertain life extinct.

If it is steal dingle for lols with friends.

Rejoice that there is one less faggot in the world.

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>2017
>Still using a number system to measure events on an ever-blur of nows.
>Still using Greentexts
>Is insulted by a hypocrite
>Is assaulted by a hippogryph
>wowest owwies

knowyourmeme.com/photos/997589-Sup Forums

> 2017
> still being a newfag

I don't know who is fucking gayer, you or the dead tranny hooker

bestgore.com/murder/tranny-death-dick-hang-out-fatal-beating-brazil/

Nope, still a dude. And I would still suck that fat uncut dick, dead or not.

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Thank you very much.

realize I've been going in circles.

turn 360 and walk away

But then you'd be walking in the same direction! You mean 180

It's a tough call, she might be asleep or just confused.

Either way a full heal should take care of it

newfag alert

>but then you'd be walking in the same direction! You mean 180

either
A) newfag (lurk moar)
or B) bad b8

Feed her some eggs.

is it you?

What is a trap?

you just took the bait, congratulations. you're fucking retarded, and a newfag.

ask your 'mother' that question.

Hello Captain Obvious!
GTFO already kid!

>she
Die in a car fire

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Probably just a "heh..." then continue walking. Calling police would be too much trouble because they would probably make you a suspect or ask a million questions and just take up your time while all you can say is "I just found the body there". I guess an anonymous tip would work, but you'd have to be one of those paranoid individuals or someone whos in a current state of work or mindset to carry a pre-paid phone with no name.

Then probably, while walking away, start thinking about their final moments or what lead them up to that moment. Someone probably hated them that bad or it could've been a simple drug deal gone wrong. Anything really. Normally not something you come across everyday so it sparks some excitement, among other feelings.

nope been here since 2008

That is the cunt of a thousand rapings

I'd spit on it then set it on fire

tag it with urin

It probably contracted a dozen stds at tranny parties.
A responsible citizen would burn that health hazard on the spot.

I thought that was a swollen vagina at 1st

keep walking and maby buy a cookie

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trap i swear dont even open0000

....thats what it is, no?

Good answer, plus trips.

It literally says its a tranny in the filename

360 walk away

Look at the best gore article, it is a tranny hooker

>walking through field
>see dead tranny
>keep walking

Still a newfag

wow. even in death hes convincing.

source and name on that cutie?

how does one archive a thread, hows it work? automatically? newfag, im sorry. but curious.

Threads don't archive on the Sup Forums board because fuck us. You could copy and paste everything for personal use though.

ive been saving html for any threads i want to hold onto. thanks

laugh

Why do you 'people' keep calling it 'she'

Fuck 'tards these days are brainwashed

wtf..... i fuck this dick bitch and go home

Because shim identified as a female.
Anymore questions faggot?

So if I identify as lion, you'll call me a lion?

Damn you!

now I want a cookie

yes, but it is a cute one

I didn't actually realize it was a tranny until all of you faggots started calling me gay.

Technically they identify as a corpse

I'd check my map, obviously I'm going in circles

you are retarded

That's all you have to say you autistic cunt? You clearly have no one else to argue at.

Something all you fags need to understand about finding a dead body like this: If you report it, they WILL take your DNA and fingerprints. They CAN take it without a warrant and if you refuse they can, and will, arrest you and hold you for as long as they choose. So, if any of you fags ever got into trouble you never got caught for, you can be you will now all because you wanted to be a good citizen. Here are the only choices to make: either make an anonymous phone call from a phone that can't be tracked to you(remember to wipe fingerprints), or just move along and do nothing. You have been warned.

Np if that's what you want, your life, not mine.
Live and let live

How dare you!
I identify as an apache attack helicopter and if you address me as anything but you are a biggot!

Eww....aids and hiv are strong with this one.

This thread needs moar dead qt's, whether they be girls or traps.

lel

I'd rather be a fag than a nigger

and you obviously are a narrow minded bible thumping teenlord.
Fuck off idiot !

wonder how a photoshop could escape into the real world

Wonder why tf I'm walking through a field

Chloe Salpa

>aids and hiv
>AND

Choose one. If you have AIDS it's no longer hiv. It's hiv evolved.
If you have HIV your AIDS is underleveled.

calls mein necrophilic friend

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Pull my dick out and come across it again.

thanks for the upgrade... never been called a teenlord before. That will be my new title

check my circles, obviously I'm going map in

Use cup of wishes spell

>Getting upset about people arguing genders on an anonymous board.

Are you mentally challenged?

pls no

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do as the same person who pictured her