Sup Sup Forumsros wat do?

Sup Sup Forumsros wat do?
>Girlfriend goes to school
>Walking home at night
>Some faggots shot her with a paintball gun
>Hit her in the throat
That nearly could have killed her, holy shit. I'm so greatful that she didnt get hit in the throat
>Sent me it on snapchat
>Came home crying
>Pic related
I'm so fucking angry, I'm thinking about calling the police.... Shitty ass humanity. What do I do? I'm about to go down to the police station and report it

This copypasta is very old

Quit being a beta and handle it.
No ones gonna sit here and teach you how to be a man.

I'm weeping with the force of 1,000 suns

can she identify the black guys that shot her?

low quality bait, but "your" girl is cheating, bro

It's before the pyramids - and a 1-1 typeoff
Summer...

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how do you know they were african american? racist!

Dude, she's lying to you. That a hickey! I'm sorry bro :(

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I got shot in the ear by some fucking wetback up in Denver waiting to cross Colfax. Fuckin threw me for a loop but my stupid bitch of a GF at the time thought that was just fine. So yeah I can relate to that.

>Hit her in the throat
>I'm so greatful that she didnt get hit in the throat
WTF?

Also this 100%

Just take a gun with you, leave your gf at home, delete those messages and wait to get shot.

Tell the officers you thought they were real guns and that you were hit. Waste them motherfuckers.

First off, fucking bait copypasta

Secondly, taking the bait - Those are fucking hickies you extra-virgin retards.

/thread

She cheated at you, faggot!

shit tier copypasta, just kys already

idk if that's paintball marks

>could have killed her
No. It couldnt.
Not saying that doesnt suck, but it certainly could not have killed her.
Besides, those look like hickeys.

your "Girlfriend" XDDDDDD