Creep the cashier out faggot.
>tissues, lotion, frozen coloringbook
Creep the cashier out faggot
Spade, bin bags, air conditioner
...
Pack of Magic The Gathering cards
Pack of YuGiOh cards
Pack of Pokémon cards
freshly cooked niggers, a whip and a cucumber.
>three packs of hot dogs, latex gloves, tub of crisco, g-string and a ballpeen hammer
Large black plastic bags, large kitchen knife, rope, desinfectant, saw, playboy magazine, lighter liquid, plastic gloves and condoms
Idk what they do and do not sell at walmart, from what i've seen it's just about everything.
>garbage bags, shovel, paracetamol
THREE items
ITT: Niggers that cannot into 3
>I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
>I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
>Butter
Fuck me, how many of you went to the store?
condoms, astroglide and a baby doll???
once bought baking soda for heart burn some hot dogs and tin foil once in flordia and the clerk was like you sure you want to buy this stuff i was like ya im camping and then she said it looked as if i was gonna smoke some crack, which in the end was my end game, but they really do pay attention to what you getting
Dammit user...
1 pack of hot dogs, tub of crisco, ballpeen hammer
...
Stole from reddit you faggot
>Cinderella costume, biggest bottle of hot sauce, box of tampons
Electric chainsaw, muriatic acid from plumbing section, giant bag of candy.
why would you freeze a coloring book?
A large bottle of lube, muscle relaxers, and a barbie doll
spray cheeze, most realistic humanoid plush I can find, the confederate flag
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>5qts of 75w-90 oil
>braided rope
>condoms (smallest available)
You fucking dope. Elsa.
I'm a cashier and I had a fat nigger lady in my line buy way over 20 douches and hemroid cream. I internally kekd my ass off
lube, cucumber and a porn magazine
3 items....that's 7
>Razor blades
>Reciprocating saw
>Cucumbers
>Lubricant
>Condoms
>Coveralls
>Various childrens' DVDs.
>Lingerie, smallest size available
Ok Jesse Pinkman
>what's a 3
You can buy a 5qt container of oil to mong. It's in every walmart/autoparts store
Don't tell me you actually walk in there and grab a handful of 1qts and over pay by some retarded amount.
Oil comes in 5qt jugs you fucking shoe
Hell, I never have to buy more than 1qt at a time. Forgot about the 5qt size tbh
couldn't help it... too easy
op never specified how many items
>box
>string
>stick
>bag of candy
>rope
>knife
>cooking oil
>various spices
You have never changed your own oil? Also you own a car that burns oil requiring you to add more?
Bought yesterday at Walmart
>carton magnum rubbers
>box of .40 cal
>whiteboard markers
>op never specified how many items
You're joking right?
For the extra $5, I pay a grease monkey to change it.
Yeah, my daily driver is a high mileage pos that requires a quart about every month and a half.
Probably has a bike or some kind of faggy euro car that only requires 1qt for its soda can sized engine
Some ppl don't know how the game works. They can't comprehend that fewer items cause more confusion
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take condoms to chasier pretend to not have enough money for them, tell her you will but them back and return to her with Plastic Wrap and Rubber Bands
Candy,frozen doll and rope and ask the cashier "do kids like these things"
>burns little fuel
>faggy euro car
Tell me about how everyone is impressed with your pickup user.
So i was out shopping for a sports type travel bag, and found just the right one.
Large, pockets with zippers in all the right places, reinforced bottom, and God damn red all over.
Took it to the cashier and while she was pricing it, i took a look at my gf and said to her : "think the 7 year old will fit ? We're lucky it's red"
The look on the cashier's eyes was fucking priceless.
For the next party you have/go to, get your usual whiskey, vodka, rum etc...and pick up some baby food.
When you get to the register, pretend like you don't have enough and put the baby food back.
I'm never sure what's more effective, baby food or diapers. I got a really nasty look from this one nigger cashier the two times I did this. The other one didn't even blink.
>>I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
>>I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
>>Butter
When you get to the cashier tell them you're gonna leave 2 of the items there 'cuz it's not butter.
Think about it, that would fit in one or two large bags. Or are you asking if I have split personality? Which of course would be a bonus if they both came through at the cashier.
you trust some minimum wage fuckers of the street to change your oil? The guys the use air wrenches for everything thing and break off lug nuts and strip out oil pans , and they always found it that way? That is ballsy. I actually lost a car do to an oil change at Walmart...
>I actually lost a car do to an oil change at Walmart...
kek. he said do.
>lost a car do to an oil change at Walmart...
That's what you get for getting it done at Walmart. Fuck that.
All other work I do because labor costs a shit ton. But oil changes, meh, I go to reputable places that do just that. And before I even pull out I check the oil.
>I actually lost a car do to an oil change at Walmart...
How shit is your car?
Duct tape, hatchet, garbage bags.
Dog shock collar, Condoms, and baby formula
Shit...my Walmart doesn't sell shock collars :(
Why go to Walmart to do that? What the hell?
Just go to a local business, you will get better service and it might be a few bucks more expensive.
you magnificent bastard
Box of condoms, tube of spermicide. When get to cashier, say you don't have enough, ask if they sell wire coat hangers.
large cucumber
magnum condoms
ky lubricant
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>pringle can
>sponges
>latex gloves
I purchase cocksuck faggot
>three items
>not going through self checkout
Vaseline, a baseball bat, and Depends
>But say you don't want the chips, just the can
nuclear warhead, ICBM and a map of the white house
Hazmat suit, plastic lining, sorry for your loss card.
>nuclear warhead, ICBM and a map Reddit servers location
Fixed it for ya
They're taking Americans' jobs.
MTG is actually good. Smelly weebtards dont play MTG because its too complex and expensive for them. The ones that do are horrible at it.
I work at a walmart and none of these things would make me raise an eye.
>18 gallon tote x2
>Great Value™ Maximum Strength Drain Cleaner 2qt x20
>Microfiber Towel x5
People actually order this shit?
You're deluded.
This is literally the first image that pops up when you search "MTG tournament"
This is literally the first image that pops up when you search "woman" and yet most don't look like this.
Really makes you think.
it's amazing you faggot
I've worked as a cashier, and I can honestly tell you I didn't give a single dusty fuck what you bought.
You get so zoned out after a couple hours of that bullshit, that it's all just a blurr of groceries and you're too tired to give a fuck.
Weird food positions thread.
>me right now
Spot the ameriflap
you guys are unfunny roodypoo candyass homos
It really doesn't.
You searched woman, you got a woman.
I searched for magic the gathering tournament, I got a fat neckbeard who went around posing with asscracks of fat people.
Google is working as intended.
MTG is for obese NEETs who doesn't otherwise have a social life that doesn't include a card game.
Dog food, Rope, Condoms
Usually the cheddar and bacon ones, but I live in WI.
Look at all these well-adjusted, physically fit and attractive people!
MTG is for the cool kids now.
wut?
>all cashiers have been working for multiple hours when its your turn
Does anyone actually do this in real life? I bet the cashiers are too used to it or too apathetic to care.
>Box of spoons
>Box of forks
>Box of sporks
>lotion
You do know they sell actual sex lubes at Walmart, right?
I thought I was the only one. Bless your soul based user.
>1-2pm
>9-10pm
>5-6am
Anyone doing full shifts is usually towards the end of their shift at these hours.
Alcohol, alcohol and nappies. Only I bring just enough money for the alcohol so I put back the nappies.
pregnancy test, hammer, trash bags
why did the giant bag of candy make me laugh
Disposing of bodies requires a lot of caloric intake
>pregnancy test
>wire coathangers
>beer
See
A doll and baby wipes and a can of coffee I realy did this. I needed tho thongs and not for any thing weard the cash register give me a fucked up look
r u pullin my leg govna