Thread 1: Montreal Canadiens @ Chicago Blackhawks

Thread 1: Montreal Canadiens @ Chicago Blackhawks

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Go Habs Go!

Who's starting for Montreal? Is this going to be a normal game or a blackhawks get blanked by a shitty backup episode?

>woke up hungover
>watched Bears shit the bed
>cleaned apartment
>some jackass tied their dog up outside and it's been barking for the last 10 minutes straight
Please Hawks

Oh thank god, i don't have to make a thread.

10-0 part 2

who /outofalcohol/ here

;_;

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I'm a bit buzzed on bleach fumes myself, so I'm good

HOW COULD YOU LET THIS FUCKING HAPPEN?

Wait, is he actually fucking in the game?!

>one more shift
The fuck is happening here. They can't possibly be putting him in the game. Is he just standing there for the anthem?

Jesus fuck are they really going to put Savard out during the game?

>that based looking little indian man

He seems to be dressed to play.

I uh....who's responsible for this? I seriously question this decision.

I was at the store yesterday and bought all the Breckenridge vanilla porter they had. Tomorrow is not going to be good

>it's a Blackhawks get a legendary player killed in a marketing stunt episode

let's see what an ELITE matchup really is like
HASB VS BLACK COCKS
it is OOOOON boys

Inb4 Savard is the newest player to die on the ice.

Jim Cornelison singing Ô Canada in French

Almost was, did a quick run and got booze and hotwings.

Wallet ran dry.

>Backup goalie that got blasted his last outing
>Blackhawks

I fully expect Montoya to be amazing and the hawks get shut out. Many drinks will be had

>tfw I'm barely paying attention to the puck because I'm trying to see if they actually put Savard on the ice

is desh-arnais playing? pls no

Oh ok pat and eddie, we're just not going to talk about Savard huh?

>in his home town
yeeeehaw boys

4th line apparently

>not having a bottom shelf vodka backup supply just in case you're broke

Amateur.

I've been so focused i forgot to open my beer.

This. You can get some Gordon's for like $5

ok, so he was just out there for the anthem

holy shit i just finally connected the dots

when the hawks were winning from frogposting a couple years ago after i nonsensically complained about college tuition prices in direct relation to number of bullfrogs, that was the first incarnation of Kek's meme magic.

those bullfrog picutres were proto-kek and we awakened meme magic from an ancient egyptian frog god of chaos to win hockey games so we could make fun of canadians

I have no idea how i didnt see it before. This is life changing

I'm cooking Italian Beef for the first time today. Wish me luck, Chibros.

I'm relieved, yet somewhat dissapointed.

thank fuck

IT'S MONTOYA AGAIN

how has this guy not committed sepuku yet?

Playing Oasis during a Habs vs Hawks game

Cant until he finds the guy who killed his father.

If the Hawks track record with backups goes he is about to have the best game of his life.

Good luck. Are doing it right and cooking a roast then slicing it? Or are you doing some shitty crock pot recipe?

What's up gents?

>CRAWFORD!

I've been drinking all day and hating my life.

Typical Sunday.

I have to pop into work for a little bit this afternoon im debating getting blasted and just ubering there and back.

I seared the fuck outta the beef before I put it in the crock pot.

Speaking from experience, drunk work is best work.

DO IT SODOMITE

>hating my life
>hating your life while glorious hockey is going on
>hating your life when your team isn't sucking dick
c'mon son

>10-0

lel

What did you use as the base for the juice? I like to use a beer. Makes it appropriate

then what a fantastic opportunity to get your mind off how shitty your life is and instead fill it with empty shit like a fucking cool sunday night hockey game lad

>Hawks are trying to get into Shaw's head

I just used beef boullion, with italian dressing seasonings, giardinera, pepperoncinis and a little pepperoncini juice.

>this shaw montage
feels

>Shaw highlights
>had to check and see if he died
nope

>they didn't include the faggot clip

They're waiting to play that if he scores

Faggots and trannies have no place in this sport. Even in insults.

People die when they are killed.

>that mustache
holy shit my sides

shawzy tribute

It's gotten a lot thicker. It used to be barely thicker than Crosby's

>that shot on goal

holy shit
>Heykiddoyouwantsomecandy.png

Were you lying when you said you were out of alcohol?

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who /VotedRedinCookCounty/ here?

Chucky said that Shaw dyed it so it would be darker.

FORSLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>rookies beating the backup meme

>chicagoan athletes

My beard is red, black, brown and blond. Maybe I should do that.

>holding stick
>skates right by ref
what the fuck

hurry up and end the period so I can go pick up my chinese food

RAPE FUCKING TOWNSHIP

NO PEDO PRODUCTION TODAY!!!

>it's a Habs start the first period slow and put themselves into a hole episode

I hate this one.

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Probably not

>eating the Chinese jew

beats the fuck out of cooking

>Game of Delay
pls

fuckan soupy

>PK 30th in league
jesus christ

Fuck, that's gotta hurt

Jesus rip

rip teeth

Well that's about a dozen stitches

>It's a Subban remake episode
F

Come on wolverine blood, don't fail >us now

Patches is kill for the millionth time

patch nooo

>konroyd will probably outlive us all

patch YES

>muh judgement free gyms

what is dead may never die

>tfw the Chinese place knows you well enough to assume you only need one fortune cookie

Unless you're ordering enough food for two people they're probably going to only put one in

I want two cookies dammit