>wake up
>look at penis
>See this
What do you do?
Wake up
Logan Hall
Hunter Flores
fap
Dylan Murphy
Hit it with a hammer.
Zachary Lee
Cttl + z in photoshop
Levi Jenkins
>WOW I HAVE SHROOM/HORSE DICK
Lucas Butler
Look up most densely populated hammerhead shark waters
Cut penis off and set it free for the life it deserves
Elijah Foster
i grew 6 inches
Robert Lopez
Pic of it when it's floppy plz
Michael Foster
make mushroom soup with it
Carson Cox
do porn
Zachary Sullivan
Sell as #4 Matsutake mushroom.
Ian Powell
Show it to princess peach and tell her it will give her an extra life
Luis Peterson
>eat it
>trip the fuck out
Henry Jenkins
Use as an umbrella.
Isaac Young
Fungus
Adrian Long
> suck own dick
> grow 3 feet in height
> track down princess
> save from bowser
Samuel Fisher
This
And pic related
>his ?
Jeremiah Morris
...
Eli Jones
decide thats enough acid for today
Isaiah Watson
A CHALLENGER APPROACHES
Who would win in a duel?
Noah Rivera
Earthworm Jim would win
Isaiah Evans
No man the hammer would smash that fucker inside out
Landon Nguyen
nicce numbers
Robert King
>Well, at least its bigger than usual
Jacob Cruz
Play with it!
Adrian Hall
go to japan and star in some fucked up porn