Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
>She look at you
What do you do?

shoot the intruder.

get arrested for a woman breaking into my house

S-s-sorry I went in the wrong huis. Here have this bowl of eggs. I turn 360 and walk away

> Turns 360 and walk away

How retarded are you ? Amerifat education... You voted trump right?

Pull out my trusty crucifix and send the succubus bitch back from whence she came!

Kill it with fire

Turn 720 and walk away

Sup Forums's so stale.
over and over dumb people reusing the same stupid trolling back and forth. "360 walk away" "YOU CANT WALK AWAY 360 IDIOT!" "fell for it" "NO YOU FELL FOR IT"... and so it goes forever.

No wonder moot left us.

If this post ends in any number i'm leaving forever.

>being this new

Thank you for your intervention mr Grumpy user

We have castle law in Florida. You can just kill anyone who just walks into your domicile or is in your vehicle.

Beat the living shit out of her and report a home invasion.
Then proceed to sue her dry.

Is it gay to just hold her with her head resting against my chest?

> turn 360
> fuck her in the arse
what, she is doing in my apartment?

"Get the fuck out of my house you alien-faced whore"

That's called a meme dude. YOU are the retard here...

Shoot her dead because the law says I can.
Become infamous and hated by millions.
Relish in it as I sign a book and movie deal.

Kek

Watch the Lion King 2 with her

kekekekeke
a newfag here.....
btw you are hitting too hard on "voted trump" part.
keep it down.
Rule 31: Lurk more.

Destroy this mouse faced bitch with a cake slicer

I'm in Fort Myers homie

Fuck her. A lot.

>not that into Taylor Swift
>dense enough that I probably wouldn't recognize her in person

"Um. . . Hi! I didn't know my wife was having someone over. Sorry about the mess. Want something to drink? I have iced coffee or ... milk, or peach-flavored water. Or tap water, I guess."

here honey I got the ....shit.

Getthelube.com

newfag detected

do you need a bass player? because I need munny

Give her a kiss and ask how her day was. So, just the usual.

Smack her in the face, tell her to give her my money, then tell the twig bitch to write another whiny song about it.

Grab her by the pussy

Kick her the fuck out of my house

noice meme 100% danke