Only virgins think vaginal sex is better than anal. Everyone knows anal is the ultimate form of sexual activity

Only virgins think vaginal sex is better than anal. Everyone knows anal is the ultimate form of sexual activity
>Tighter
>Warmer
>Softer and more internal lube
>Cum doesn't immediately fall out
>Dominant and manly to do
All who disagree are fuckin beta as hell

I agree.

We already know you're a faggot, OP. You don't need to rant about buttstuff.

I don't want my cock smelling like shit. Pussy is fine for me.

Anal is for needledicks. Seriously. Unless shes a gaping whore.

If you aren't mature enough to handle something like that then you aren't mature enough for sex

I literally couldn't give less of a shit about anal, due to my breeding fetish.

HOONA
HOONA
HONK!!

You can breed with their ass you dumbfuck

Opinion noted. Shit cock.

Are you sure you want to admit a needle dick is more of a man than you are

Fact*

It doesn't stink that much, I never even noticed any smell.

You need the take a shower after sex, or at least wash your meat you filthy nigger.

I'd sooner do gay sex than anal

This. Sup Forums is full of Scrubs

Anal sex is not enjoyably unless you and your gf are really in the mood

You can't impregnate an ass, you fuck

You're gay

Agreed OP doing a fit girls back doors in is the ultimate sexual activity of Alpha's
Only beta's come out with shit like I don't want my cock to smell
Vageeeena is best blah blah blah
Yes Vageeeena is best when you're fucking 13
But when you become alpha man you do both holes because that's just the way Alpha's role

also have a bump OP

You can try you halfwit

Even with extreme amounts of cleaning before sex, it still feels...

Ugh.

Like, no amount of prep time is going to get all the shit out of your ass. It's awful.

Many porn actors have come out and said that filming anal scenes can be horrific, requiring multiple takes and breaks.

Hott

no u

Vaginal feels 1000% better than anal. Anal is great don't get me wrong but doesn't feel as good. Your dick isn't touching anything once it's inside.

You're the one who'd consider fucking a dude

>Anal sex

Urethra fuck is superior to anything

What are you uncut? You can feel every inch of your property

You have never had Vaginal or anal sex

Exactly my point Anal sex just looks great on screen in practice that's a different matter

This

Nope

Yup

You wish so you could validate your denial

How the fuck is there more internal lube unless your counting on the girl shitting on your dick as lube

Anal is great, but it has less texture than the vagina.

>Virgin detected

It has way more texture! It's just better lubricated than the vagina

POST GIRLS YOU WANT TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH

Morganfreemen.jpg
"He's right you know"

You might aswell go fuck a man at this point if you think anal is better.

>Girls

FUCKING NORMIE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If you honestly believe anal feels better yours either fucking a bitch who's dryer than the Sahara or you're retarded. Anal is nice and is definitely a fetish for plenty of dudes but come on now son. Go raw dog a tight pussy that's dripping wet and tell me anything could feel better

Men are disgusting, hairy, and muscley.
No

I love anal in porn, but in real life it kinda sucks compared to pussy

>Not finding a cute twink slut who's more girly than the girls at the club

Get good.

>Tighter
only the ring, not on the inside
>Warmer
it's the same body temperature
>Softer and more internal lube
no lube and certainly not more
>Cum doesn't immediately fall out
yes, it does even quicker
>Dominant and manly to do
or one could say it is gayer

>Not showering after sex

The fuck is wrong with you degenerate sack of shit?

>Being this delusional

>He commented about how even with proper cleaning, there's still a chance for a nasty experience!

Yeah, the only one stupid here is you.

Straight dude here, late 40s. I have fucked a lot of ass in my life. The first successful time was with a gf in 1993. It was her first time, too. It was easy and fun. I fucked her in the ass for another year.

Maybe I have fucked 40 women in the ass during my lifetime. Wife and are swingers in an active community. I've double penetrated 6 women. We're poly, too. My wife does not like anal sex.

Ass is always better because you can feel good about not reciprocating the pleasure, or at least not the direct sexual pleasure. My last gf lasted 10 years (while I was married). For the last 7 years, I never fucked her pussy. It was always like a scene from assteenmouth.

Ass is better. We posted photos on Sup Forums last year.

Nope, just not an inexperienced fag like all of you

>and more internal lube

...nice troll.

Well that's it, a guy on Sup Forums said it so I guess it must be so.

/thread

>I'm not inexperienced, you'll never get your dick dirty during anal sex!

Holy shit, seek mental help user.

>tumblr sourced gif
>telling someone else to get mental help

It's really a fetish I believe. So some guys either love it or hate it. Personally I love fucking chicks in the ass, but it's the dominance, naughty aspect of it that turns me on. Once you stretch out a girls asshole it's like a gaping hole and super smooth inside, where as the pussy grips on a cock and has natural stimulus.

TFW you see that look on her face, like holy shit, because I'm balls deep in her asshole and pumping away is priceless.

Is a bait, vaginal penetration and even evacuation is better than anal

Anal is okay. It's kind of messy, you run the risk of getting shat on and its not quite as lubricated as vaginal. Tbh a tight, wet pussy > anal any day.

Ripped that from google images.

Also, yeah, dude has no idea what the fuck he's talking about. His whole argument is dead in the water.

>Buttstuff
That word just cracked me up

Shut up faggot.

Not everyone gets off to the smell of men fucking millennial faggot.

Last night was the first time I got my gf to do anal with her on top. She came 4 maybe more times from her riding my dick with her ass.

Came 4 times?
You don't even know what is a real orgasm.

Oooh, did I strike a nerve?

Are you...triggered?

Do you need a safe space?

I think you do.

To those who say anal sex is dirty/smelly: Learn how to anal properly you fucking plebs. the shit is in the colon unless you are ready to shit it out, in which case shit before anal. If you are extra worried, use an enema. Wash your junk after sex, like you would after regular sex.

If you dont like it, fine, but to use these bullshit reasons is fucking stupid.

It obviously wasn't a real orgasm as you're referring too. She's too loud and makes too much of a mess squirting/pissing getting her to orgasm properly

half the people in this thread talk about sex like its clean as long as your dick looks/smells clean afterwards

this is literally why STDs exist and youre all a detriment to your species

not messy, extremely unlikely to get shat on unless she has fucking explosive diarrhea.

Agreed, this thread went to complete shit.

HARHARHAR A PUN

i have anal all the time with my gf and what the fuck are you talking about

a. not necessarily tighter (though it can be, it depends)
b. warmer? uh yeah idk about that i'd say they're the same
c. softer and more internal lube lol what this is a vagina youre describing, there is no lube with anal you have to use your own
d. wtf? cum stays invaginas too. however, it owns cumming in her ass.
e. ok cool if youre insecure and have to feel manly about how youre having sex

So she preferred anal? Never had a girl like that but I have a Filipina girl that lets me fuck and blow my load in her ass almost everytime we have sex. I still enjoy PIV but anal is the perfect form of birth control.

Vaginas have evolved over thousands of years to make penises feel good. Anuses have evolved to be efficient at squeezing out shit. The best part of fucking a girl in the ass is knowing you punked her out.

punked? lol, wtf you talking about?

It's only tighter at the entrance and when she finally relaxes it isn't that tight at all

You own her. She'll endure pain to please you.

This

Pain? you are doing something wrong there buddy.

ITT: Virgins talk about their sexual preferences.

he's not necessarily wrong though. often it's a sort of pleasurable slight pain is what i've heard it described as.

but yeah he sounds like he thinks that anal isn't fun for girls and its all about the dude which is wrong

I have no reason to doubt this is true, but why do I normally come faster fucking my gf's ass? Just a mental thing?

i think it can be tighter at times but also i know for me it's totally a mental thing

Because you use lube and stick it in her butt
Anal without lube is not really possible, except you have a pretty small cock

fair enough, I just dont see it as a "domination" thing, its just another sexual fetish we can indulge. usually the slight pain subsides in the first min or so

I mean, it's okay. It's more psychological than physical imo

>"only betas come out with shit..."
I'll stop you right there
and let that stick for a moment...

More accurate to say WE preferred anal. She and her husband, and her other lovers, mostly fucked her in the pussy.

Bet it's because in porn you have a better look at the pussy, while the girl still gets fucked

Where did I say anything about showering or not after sex, retard?

No lube

Only the worst beta believe in alpha/beta

accepting your fragility is the most subversive thing you can imagine today

...

Right? OP has auts if he thinks one is better both are great.

At first it might be impossible, but over time the ass gets used to it, and then you dont need lube really.

Only betas don't understand the alpha/beta concept

Making my girlfriend cry in pain as she tries to please me and then her bleeding as I split her ass open isn't what I want out of sex,besides I can cream that free self lubricating hole all I like without her having to douche and track eating to avoid shit, remind me why anal is better?

If they take Imodium that morning for the couple hours before hand there will be no shit anywhere near her anal canal

Please refer to the facts OP has presented