Story time!
>Be me, Army vet
>Been out for a little while
>Near the base, there is an old guy who gives bjs to Army dudes.
>I still go every once in a while
>Don't even email him, just knock on his apartment door and walk in
>Get there
>"what'll it be, user?"
>"The usual plz my good sir"
>"okay, lay down"
>Starts sucking my cock
>Then I fuck his throat
>Have him lick my ass
>go back into living room
>His phone keeps buzzing
>Army guy wanting head
>Old guy asks me if it's okay if another guy plays with us
>Well, the base is huge, what are the chances I know the person.
>sure, let's play.
>sitting on his couch getting my cock sucked,.
>I'm completely ass naked.
>One knock
>door opens
>It's my previous 1SG (First Sergeant)
>We lock eyes
>holy shit
>his face says it all
>I say "I gotta go!"
>1SG about faces and stares at wall because he knows. He fucking knows.
>Autism as I try to put on all my clothes
>Forget to put shirt on underneath jacket
>Shoes on the wrong way
>He opens the door for me
>because of autism and habit, say "Thank you, First Sergeant"
>Followed by "I mean sorry"
>Hop in car
>Do a 900 and drive away
What the fuck. What are the chances???
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Why would there be some random dude sucking army personnel
Look on craigslist. Near any base, there are old dudes who say "military to the front of the line" and shit like that on their ads. I think it's a fetish.
some dudes like to suck cock
some military dudes are desperate to have their cock sucked
you scratch my back, i scratch yours.
OP here
Exactly
Why wouldn't you just go find some ugly girl to vacuum your blowtorch, or do you like men?
Fucking military dudes always bragging about "what a man in uniform does to the ladies" and here we find out they're getting the cock's washed in man mouth. interesting
I'll be honest, I go to him because he lets me call him faggot and slap him. I get off on the fact that this old guy sucks cocks. I get off on the fact that he's a faggot that will do whatever I want. I even made him lick my toes one time. I realize that this makes me a bigger faggot than him but I can't help it.
you'd be surprised. A lot of dudes don't want to take the risk of getting a hooker, because if they get caught by the police, it's a career ender. Rather just get sucked through a glory hole, get my nut off, and be done with it. And all the uniform does is get you laid by some bitch that you'll end up getting pregnant. Bitches love Tricare.
This world is so fucked
Actually, it's on the other side.
>I realize that this makes me a bigger faggot than him
at least you don't deny it
Well OP look on the bright side
you're now telling random strangers about it
Was this in Bragg? I have a feeling this was in Bragg.
Negative.
Nice dubs, friendo.
Yeah, what's the point in denying it?
I wish I didn't like it, but I do.
It is what it is.
That's gay as fuck.
Why don't you let a woman suck your cock?
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I ran into my cousin in a gloryhole booth, hadnt seen him in 20 years, sucked his cock and took his load up my ass, was a good day
I love how that's the reason given and not the actual reason, which is 'You are a raging faggot'
Because of the culture that the Army (and the military in general) etches into us, I would have rather had my own brother walk in than my previous First Sergeant. It was that awkward. And I bet he would have rather seen anyone in the world then a Soldier who works under him.
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Men give better blow jobs than women.
Literally I am a raging faggot.
They do. Men do everything better than women. The only thing women do better is giving birth, only because men can't.
USA is Afghanistan.
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You sure about that?
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