Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Cara Delevingne standing there
Wat do???

shoot her for trespassing

/thread

Inseminate

tweeze & bleach her fucking eyebrows, suddenly she will be completely unremarkable.

Shoot to kill.
Castle law.

start sanitizing the furniture so I don't get herpes from what she sat on.

make a 360 and leave

Walk the dinosaur

>Are you lost?

ask why shes so spikey

rofl

say hi. ask her if she's cara and who of my fucking 'mates know her and bring her into our crib.

have a beer then.

(I live with two mates in a shared flat, nothing special having people here i've never seen).

Most australian thing i've ever read

Tell her to cheer the fuck up, it's not like she's being forced to break rocks or anything

Obliterate her asshole all night and make her pancakes in the morning.

Nice, I'm german though. So i guess I gotta visit the mates down there... :-)

Try to wake up but only end up dreaming that I've woken up, like the Matrix.

> give her a bowl of eggs
> turn 360
> walk away

if you turn 360 degrees you're still facing the same way dumbshits

newfag
XD
P.S.: this never gets old

Break her neck, rape her corpse ditch her violated body at a mosque.... Profit?