Misunderstood Horror

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The Woods

The one with Bruce Campbell

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>needing to remake one of the most terrifying films of all-time, at all

End yourself.

I'll bite. What's misunderstood about it?

Sean Bean is fucking terrifying, the gore is done well and pic related

No I'm sorry, I like Sean Bean, but this is a polished remake of a fantastic horror. There's no one-upping what Hauer did.

Critics are plebs.

The original is amazing

The remake doesn't come close but its not a bad horror movie

You probably haven't seen the original 1986 film.

Seriously. KILL yourself.

Except that has generally positive reviews.

I don't think it's bad, I just get really defensive because I think the original is already underrated. I love the atmosphere throughout.

Oops, I thought the scores were lower.

Paris Hilton getting speared makes it a 7/10 alone

do you mean speared
or "speared". in the mouth. because IIRC both happened

Jaume Collet-Serra is a modern b-flick master. orphan is his towering masterpiece but house of wax, non-stop and the shallows are all fun genre flicks. (Unknown is a letdown though.)

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i love this movie

>The remake doesn't come close but its not a bad horror movie

It has the Platinum Dunes grimy Slipknot filter on it that always triggers me.

>let's take some of the most unique and diverse American horror films of the past 50 years and make them all look the exact same!

Fucking this, what a tryhard piece of shit it is.

Give it a rest, self-loather.

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