Americans clap when the microwave beeps and the water has boiled

>americans clap when the microwave beeps and the water has boiled

Yup :D

By the time an amerifat gets to the microwave the water has gone cold

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What the fuck really? Why are Americans so retarded?

VERY RUDE

>go to movies with some pals
>we're watching Get Out
>it's pretty good, better than I expected
>final scene
>cop car shows up at the scene as the lead character is strangling this psycho chick
>door opens
>literally the entire theater starts cheering and clapping once it's revealed that it's his TSA friend instead of the other cop earlier in the film
>I thought it was just a meme
>mfw

Quality banter

I was watching the force awakens and I'm watching that scene where the two main characters first get on the millenium falcon and have that chase with the empire. Right after the scene this guy infront of me starts clapping. So obnoxious.

Americans roll to their doctor to give them their tips

terrible

>Brits stand around when their citizens get decapitated in front of them

I only ever see older people doing it, gen X or baby boomers specifically.

>yanks flee when 49 people are shot dead

that's taking it a bit too far friends

lets be civil

;((( why does everyone pick on us??? You europeans get to be all cool and smug in europe, while we're peasant new worlders. God damn.

>americans fart in jars
w-why

it's just a bit of banter m8

>the american mother claps when she hears her son successfully flushing down the toilet
>another day that she won't need to unclog the toilet
>the father, amazed, claps

what a culture

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top bantz

>be britbong
>get carbombed

Since Sup Forums's leak from its containment board, this is how these discussions always go.
>dumb light banter towards an American
>American says something about refugees
>European says something about being white
>They shitpost at each other for the next hour

every time. Sup Forums has ruined Sup Forums culture.

>fags are people

>be British

>not keeping a fart in a jar in case of a rainy day

delete this

good meme senpai

>americans use their microwave as an alarm clock for the next morning
>the fucking thing is running all night long, wasting electricity and money

fucking americans

This. Sup Forums needs to be deleted and all stormniggers banned
Can't even have a replacement board, because then they'll come back and make it their home

>being able to swim is considered "white privilege" in America

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>americans use feet as length units, like fucking stone age farmers

You son of a bitch

Solid point

>German women like fucking stone age farmers

>german humour
get MEHMET'D

They will just move to the other boards. I don't mind Sup Forums but it obviously isn't working as a containment board.

>Americans put their microwaves in their indoor shoe fridges to store food there
CANNOT
FABRICATE

>Belgians put their governments inside their governments inside their governments inside their governments inside their governments inside their governments inside their governments and they still don't get anything done

>americans are THIS upset about not having kinder surprises that see the Belgian government as one

>american microwaves clap instead of beeping

Start banning stormfags leaking from their board maybe?
(I honestly don't mind the banter devolving into mud flinging but it can be pretty shit.)

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