Hey boys!

Hey boys!
How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.
Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me

You're right, you'd beat me. Good job.

>black belt
>karate.

Expecting your opponent to fight the way you want them to.

**Priceless**

Sorry you wasted your money on a shitty belt you have to tie instead of buckle.

When it comes to a street fight you're going to get owned.

I would be glad and so happy if you hit me.

i would rather have you show me your tits

tits please

Wouldn't be the first time a woman whooped my ass, but women are such dirty fighters.

Why bring fifts to a gun fight?

>myselfe
Tits. Now.

Any man could still kick your ass, even if he's never been to a gym or done physical exercise in his life.

eliza posters need to sleep

See that blet? It took me 3 years of blood and sweat to get it. What have you done with your lifes, fаggots?
It took me 3 years of blood and sweat to get, this was the proudest day in my life yo get something that i EARNED?

u got one?


or what have u NERDS ever done, except level up to level 7 on yahoo WOW..

fuсking nerds, do SOMETHING with yourlife

I could still kick your ass

>if bait
gg
>if not bait
you're a faggot for wasting 3 years of your life to a belt
this is why we have guns

You have no idea what we have *done*, what we *can* do, and what we *will* do.

Not everyone here is 12, and those of us that are much older than yourself know that your effort is laudable, but childish to think earning a belt makes you a warrior.

You haven't even started.


Now, Tits with belt and timestamp.

I could kick both of your asses

5 years shoot, I'd tie you into a knot.

...

Trained krav maga
Was in the Army

Try it sweetheart i promise i wont punch too hard.

I challenge you. To a jar opening competition.

krav maga and Army combatives > karate
bitch
exactly how many cqbs you actually been in?
fuckin pog

>a black belt (the highest rank) in karate
>highest rank

Can't even tell us what degree. Bad b8 is bad.

Eat nigger cum faggot

Also
>karate
Kek

Zozzle!

Men win, back to the kitchen OP

we can dick fight since clearly you are a dude

Fuck off whore I have a Colt on me at all times for zombies and kick-ass wannabes like you

HIDE

IGNORE

DO NOT REPLY

>Streetfight
Yeah, because I'm going to ever be walking down the street.

I happen to be an expert in beating women, want to schedule something?

Those bags under your eyes and that specific head shape tell me you have a god complex, little girl. I was just like you myself.... at that age. Btw ur a faggot, OP

You were a little girl once?

Hmm....

>tell me you have a god complex, little girl.
>I was just like you myself.... at that age

Where's pedobear? He should have interest in this

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.