Tfw you never got to take Yolanda to the beach

>tfw you never got to take Yolanda to the beach

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>tfw have to pretend to not want a cookie anymore

>tfw they were homebaked

wait, what?

WHITE

You know what, I don't want this crab leg anymore. I just wanna get to the beach.

>tfw the nation paints you as a sexual deviant chasing innocent girls when, in reality, the average teenage girl has more sexual experience than you and thus it makes sense to go after them

He likes sand

>Making excuses for his pedophile brethren

>When your local pedophile does the People's eyebrow better than The Rock

what? no way!

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Analyze this

>so you came here to have sexual relations with a 14 year old

>right

>WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

>wedding crashers

Aw

What anime is this from?

Boku no Predator

A classic and a goodie

>ill never go on yahoo again.

That place made Sup Forums look like facebook.

So you have a nice cock?

>tfw never got to finish that cookie

I AM GOING TO NEED COUNDOM

I MUST GO SHOPPING

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Imagine his car journey to the beach with Yolanda.

The decoy's name is actually Jolanda, possibly a black jb

What a fucking tease that little bitch was.

>the way he tries to pull her towards him

Are all shitskins this rapey?

>tfw they ask you at Mars customs if you brought any fruits or vegetables onto the planet but all you can say is "Two weeks."

She was quite the little vixen.

OH BOY THE STUFF

OH NAH, I NEVER WASTE A LOAD

I wonder if she burned her clothes and washed her skin with bleach after these

Also, how the hell did anyone fall for this bitch being anything under 30? Further proof that this show only caught shit-tier dumbass pedos

>when you nutted but she still sucking

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It's Jolanda. Her screen name was Jojo4shosho

>40 year old virgin and wedding crashers
just put a bullet in his head already

explain this mene

TWO WORDS

ROLE-PLAYING CHATROOM

It's their culture

WUH-HOW, THESER' HOMEBAEKD??

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Fucking lanklets man. Motherfucker probably sounded like Larry Bird too (never saw this one)

>"YOU SURE IS PURDY, DO YOU LIKE HOW I'M BENT AT DA BUUUTT?"

>Are all rapists this rapey?

>the people's eyebrow

lmao

A GUY NAMED KEVIN TOLD ME TO COME HERE!

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RIP

When is the new show out?

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>i like pie

Does this woman have a stroke every other day?

who was in the wrong here?

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>NO RUBER

errytimeee

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>no ruber

>Ya, but it's a good pain ya know

>do u have any coundom

did some of the predators maybe think that Hansen was the dad of the decoy?

Yes

>You're exactly the surprise I expected

I MUST GO SHOPPING

>how do i know youre not a cop lol

>Durr I dunno

they can't keep getting away with this

of course they did, it's probably why most of them are so respectful. If it really was the girl's dad there's a chance they could still get some fuk if they won him over.

The only times i have seen an adult get away with fucking a teenager, they have the parents support. If the parents are cool with it, it's practically "legal" because no one else is likely to turn you in.

That said, none of the autists on this show would be able to accomplish that, but hey you never know unless you try. If everyone immediately knew they were fucked very few would talk to hansen, and some would probably get violent. I think that combined with the suicide incident is why the show got cancelled/hasn't come back for so long despite it's popularity. People know who he is now, wouldn't work as well

>The guy that, the very moment he saw Hansen, pulled his shirt over his face and started saying "I'm not a real preador"

Saw his face in the thumbnail and expected a Big Love joke

>"Now before we talk about what I'M doin' here, I think we need to discuss the Boner Situation"

More proof that the show only got retarded losers

I'd love to see who they'd get if they pretended to be an upscale child prostitiute ring or something

You asked her if she does anal
>I's a question!

What?! No way.

Lol. This guy is called Michael and he lives on my street(not saying where). He had to go door to door telling everybody he was a sex offender. He wears that vest/shorts combo all the fucking time. Guy is a creep.

>8 years old , dude ...

>Hey neighbor! I got these for you, they're homebaked.

Does he still have a cute, built good body?

I thought he got off with no charges?

Did he commit a sex crime on an unrelated occasion?

Can anyone give me a backstory on this? Catch a Predator is not that big in Canada

Ooops
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tell him he's cute, built good

c'mon man, just tell us everything we need to know. give us some funny stories.

Look at this manlet.

looks delicious desu

>I like rape
Say what you want, the man has a quote that will live forever

That is not a man, that is a gnome.

>pedo
>teenage

You've been brainwashed bro

Let's be honest here, pedo is way more catchy than sex offender

What? No way!

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Chris brings up multiple times that these men are not pedophiles, but are still sexual predators.

It may not be a crime, or even an illness, to be attracted to post-pubescent teenage girls. But trying to seduce and take advantage of a young, naive, impressionable, physically helpless human is downright sick 100% of the time.

But yeah, a lot of these guys are fixable, and just have severe emotional/social issues. Pedophiles have almost a 0% treatment success, and are overwhelmingly sex offenders at some point. A lot of these guys' offenses were incidental and isolated, but pedos will never desire anything except undeveloped children.

The boot shopping one is my favorite.

Cowabunga, dude

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was this before he went hiking and had to cut off his arm?

kek

What I find sort of amusing is that no real 14 year old girl would be interested in some fat old fuck and inviting them around, the paki and the 19 year old who had a breakdown are really the only realistic threats to a child in the show

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>ywn whack your toe on the banister

This guy actually got down with a real 13 year old

I really want to know what the fuck he was doing with his zipper, it perplexes me to this day just like Micky Mouse and his fucking keys, why did he have so many fucking keys?

Well he at least isn't fucking NO WAY, Untied Shoelace Retard or IT'S A QUESTION so I guess he could conceivably do that shit

>mite b cool