ITT: essential numale viewing

ITT: essential numale viewing

any A7X or Disturbed live show

Captain America Civil War

Bulls
Stronk wymin
Dumb white males

You can almost lactate from how much estrogen your body produces when watching this shit

>Kilgrave
>dumb

is it true that all this faggot do during the whole movie is stare speechles into the distance with a stupid look on his face in a 2deep4u way?

Implying The Captain isn't the King of Shitlords
>white cis male
>conservative values
>god fearing
>liberty loving
>black sidekick pet
Doesn't take shit from "strong women"

Jessica is only strong physically, she's a wreck emotionally. And Kilgrave is a god-tier villain.

500 days of summer

Any capeshit, movies or tv shows, with the odd exception

cute
CUTE

*pulls out Katana*

Heh want to say that again buddy?

>Follow "dream girl" you knew for all of 10 seconds across the country
>Only way to find her is to figure out super ambiguous clues concerning fake towns
>Finally find her
>She doesn't even remember you, let alone want anything to do with you

What was the point of this movie again?

maybe retarded numales. Thinking numales love lars von trier

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40 year old virgin

anything apatow, coen, wachowski,

top kek

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Any movie that has a reputation for being "So bad, it's good."

Troll 2, Birdemic, Samurai Cop, maybe Reefer Madness. Stuff like that.

It's okay when Gosling does it, right?

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Ex dragged me to see this. Cara's character was insufferable and it's gonna be sad watching girls grow up looking to the Margot character as a role model. Luckily I think this bombed so there won't be a lot of em.

Halston Sage is fucking beautiful though holy shit

Milk Money, 500 Days of Summer, 50/50, The New Star Trek, the New Star Wars, Cape shit, Paper Towns, The Daily Show and anything with (((Jon Stewart))) or (((Stephen Colbert))), All of these black liberation movies that have come out usually set in the civil war with a stronk black protagonist who ain't takin' whitey's shit,

Anything by Jude Apatow

Continuing:
Vanilla Sky, Blue Ruin, Blue is the Warmest Color, Anything with an American (((comedian))) i.e. will farell, Adam Sandler, or one of those (((funny people))).

at least the Herzog joke was well done

What's your problem with Blue Ruin ?

>Was being Nu Male part of your plan?

>I didn't like it and too many people here did

Cap is a liberal, famalam.

the impression he does?

>cough cough.. my dying wish... is to have sex at least once.... where I actually orgasmed...
>Don't worry hun, I know a guy called Earl...

the entire bit about My Best Friend

Why Vanilla Sky? Haven't seen it in a long time

Classical liberal maybe
Captain is conservative as fuck by today's standards

Doctor Who
Orange is the New Black
Suits

Huh, I expected she'll return to her fiancee after all.

that went right over my head

It's nu male epitomized, that and the other movie that came out around the same time Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

essential nu-male viewing

So democrat, which is just a lite conservative by every non islamic standard

But seriously, the real answer is that it doesn't have a meaningful plot and it takes itself WAY too seriously, like a movie that "makes you think", but it doesn't. the plot is simplistic to a point where they could've left out about 3/4 of the movie and you'd still get what you needed to from it. It's too long, and not intelligent enough to be taken seriously.

Why Suits? I remember watching the first 2 season when they aired and it was pretty much just a wonder kid and his alpha male father figure shitting on plebs.

Anything to do with Jessie Andrews is fine by me :^)

*calls in katana*

I suggest you don't get killed by her buddy.

*pfraaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

who?

Not even fucking close, classical liberalism is closer to libertarian than anything else we have today

Mr. Robot
Suicide Squad
Srar Trek Beyond

She looks so weird

Yes because you know hes gonna kick someones skull in later to make up for it

Jessie Andrews. The author of the novel that film is based on :^)

>Be me, be 15
>met a girl online
> cool, smart, and funny.
> she stops going online after a couple years.
> look through old conversion logs
> google old usernames, interests, and locations to try to find her again
>find her reddit account.
>post on subs she goes on for 2 years using my old username
>she never notices me
>finally work up the courage to reply to a post she made
>she replies normally, nothing special
>get drunk and decide to message her
> shes polite but doesn't even remember me
>talks back and forth a couple times until she stops replying.

There isn't a point. You are just supposed to feel empty.

where did she get the gas?

Mr. Robot is good though?

>he doesnt know she was talking to like 8 dudes at the same time

>user has earned The Power of Self-Respect!

What teenage girl would be able to afford vintage fashion and turquoise boots? I have never seen a woman younger than 28 wearing this shit

hand-me-downs or a vintage shop you retarded faggot

I know. Half of her reddit posts are about having to fend off guys because she's a hard science grad student. She's probably had a hundred guys fall for her, I just wish I was one of the memorable ones.

Rich mummy and daddy, like most people.

Any movie where there is a superhero who doesn't really have superpowers that fights crime.

This includes:

>Scott Pilgrim
>Kick Ass and KA2
>Batman

bonjour reddit

>being able to come up with decent vintage coords at 17

Point still stands, faggot

>It's a metaphor, you see. You put the cigarette in your mouth and smoke it, and live your life like there's no tomorrow. Same as if I ripped those tubes out of your nose. For you, there really WOULD be no tomorrow. Are you even LISTENING to me, you stupid cunt?

John Green writes good dialogue though, OP

we meet again, Sup Forums

"lol women" in a nutshell

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Super

she was jewish

>John Green writes good dialogue
Is this a joke?

>5 years later
WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE?

I know its bait, but I have to point out the irony in relating this to nu-males, considering the source material is almost a century old

kys

>"do you even lift" manlet
>grand hero of a trilogy of films that cost nearly half a billion dollars to make
>not catering to the "nu-male" audience

O I'm laffin

Memes have rotted your brain.

this when its released

Super is about autistics thohgh