Okay Sup Forums, I have a story to tell. Gather 'round

Okay Sup Forums, I have a story to tell. Gather 'round

>Be me at age 7
>not remotely aware of genitals being dirty
>be hanging out at my house with female friend of same age
>mom yells that friends mom is here to pick up friend
>yeahright.jpg
>we hide in remote second floor closet, behind some clothes
>"hey user, look at this"
>she grabs fancy adult pants
>jokes about some shit relating to putting on mom pants
>she takes off pants to put on adult ones
>is commando
>OwO what is this
>I have no idea what the fuck is between her legs but it seems fucked up
>hormone.exe launches
>get a boner
>apparently she knew the secret of dicks existing but hadnt read the textbook chapter about erections
>"OH MY GOD user WHY IS YOUR PEEPEE LIKE THAT"
>welliguessilldie.jpg
>mom comes rushing in
>tiny me standing next to terrified naked little girl
>mom doesnt look at me the same for months

go on

well, im going to post some Greentext, to keep your pathetic thread alive.

another one

damn nigga

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ask me for more if you are interested.

i fucking die every time

Moar

kek

This dude isnt OP just wanted to say that lol, im OP

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> A-hoy matey

No but really I'm OP, no more stories. Just wanted to share that 1. Everyone abandon thread.

Lmao this some Spartacus shit right here, this dude isnt OP

I'm OP and I like cocks.

Actual OP here, just wanted to mention that I shared the story because its been about 11 years and I still remember exactly what 7 year old vagina looks like. I wish i could forget but also I would be lying if i said i didnt fap to the memory when i was like 12

Lame story. Who cares?
I kept thinking to myself "ok yeah so what? What does that have to do with the story"

Anons save yourself the read. Not a good story

Greentext? About bad sexual experiences? I really shouldn't....
>be me
>first year of college
>got hooked by this girl I met at orientation after only a week in college
>starts slow at first, mostly late night talks and cuddles
>starts heating up about 2 weeks in
>we were making out on her bed when she starts feeling my dick through my pants
>ragingboner5000
>the problem I'm facing right now is that I'm a virgin
>so I'm ready....but to do what exactly?
>she doesn't know I'm a virgin
>she's more experienced than I am too
>she starts blowing me to get me wet for the ride
>feelsgoodman
>I'm relaxing, maxing all cool
>accidentally say "damn this is better than my dog"
>I love my dog and I don't fuck it
>I said that cause earlier that day we'd been talking about our pets and how I really miss my dog
>mfw she put her clothes on and left cause she thought I fucked my dog

We all are OP's here, so just stfu and enjoy the greentext

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this one is old

Sad moment start here

sad

oh shit i forget the file

this isn't really a greentext but is a kek

holy shit moar sad

Okay ask for more.

What kind of dog was it?

seriously, what kind of dog?

KEK

Ooh! These are hittin me right in the feels!