Italians have to say "ready" when answering phone

>Italians have to say "ready" when answering phone

explain?

>finns stay silent when answering phone

>Be finn
>call somebody
>they pick up the phone
>anxiety kicks in
>doesn't say anything
>the other guy doesn't say anything aswell
>hang up
>it still was one of the best conversations of your life

*beep beep*
>ready?
hello Luigi, what's up?

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*beep beep*
> *silence*
< *silence*

>if an Italian can't talk right now, they have to claim that they are not ready

*beep beep*

>ready
ready?

>answer the phone
>you're not ready to talk

>giuseppe

average phone conversation in Italy

*beep beep*
>hello?
>hello, it's a-me Mario

Be Japanese

*beep beep*

>moshi moshi, this is Sushi-chan speaking.
yes, that's right

hahah, very good post
enjoy sunshines brother

now that I think about it it's pretty fucking stupid

>A
>FUCKING
>"Y"

phones go *ring ring* no *beep beep* you baboons

are you guys pulling my love handles or do italians really do that?

>Sushi-chan
good post

BEEPITY BEEPITY

PRONTO FRATELLO?

SI STO PRONTO!

MOLTO BUONO

>call an "Italian"
>"buna?"

>SI STO PRONTO!

it doesn't work like that champ

it's exactly like saying "hello?"

I thought hello was buongiorno

Your mum goes ring ring when I fuck her in the ass, you little cunt :^)

>tell me father, how many died in the finn-italian war
>god can only comprehend losses on such a scale, my son

no, that's good morning
giorno is morning and giovanna is johnson

I just say "ao"

>mfw we answer with "Bueno"

>be italian
>kiss cheek through phone

The only fun thing we do on the phone is at the Russian border during millitary service. "Vaffel erkjenn" is code for you fucked up, it translates to "waffle acknowledge"

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>now is that part where we throw back our heads in laughter
>ready?
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAA

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They go toot toot, bong.

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this better not be real

Weno not bueno wey

It is not

>be finn
>no one calls you

>In Canada they have to consent to the phone call in order to receive it

>be irish
>no money for phones

>be american
>pick up the phone
>Jamal is cuming inside my wife again

>be finn
>answer call
>ohnudäktulu irimipakkij buldär yfamilin

its a relic from the past from when operators had to connect calls and you had to say ready in order to begin the connection.

I am saving all the golden lels ITT and you can't stop me.

>Fleshies call their Blood when they Clos Ella Entry Vicenza Private Actvidler Peligrosa
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

>tfw when someone calls you you answer with "ja"

Italy coming in hard with the bantz

I don't get this meme, this is just too epic. Will repost on Reddit though since xD

>relic

They only upgraded telecoms in Italy last year

>be french
>answer call
>you must first kiss the other through phone

why do you laugh when answering phone?

cute x

>be finnish
>using phone is the closest you'll ever come to kissing

Because in countries that aren't Mexico phone calls tend not to be from your local police telling you that a family member has hurt/kidnapped/killed by the drug cartels

bit rude tbqh

good post

>ready

>Salam alaykum

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>be Irish
>answer phone
>it's Juncker
>tells you to collect your taxes to spend on your own people
>no

>hangs up immediately

It just adds to the charm of la dolce vita

there are neighborhoods in your country where your ham is confiscated when you enter. walayku salām, negrito.

oh fuck

There are rooms in your house that you can't enter because you can't fit through the doorway, Praise McDonald's

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I had a phone call like that once with my grandfather. He's a very quiet person and so am I, so we both expected the other person to talk first

TOO FAR
YOU WENT TOO FAR

It means he'd literally step on the average british house without noticing
And that's how you guys kept those concentration camps going two steps from home

>Italy has finally won a war, a meme war.

>*waves hands while talking on phone*

How the fuck does that even work?

what an unfunny thread

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gud!

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>be Brazilian

>be Jamal

blown the fuck out

HEY WE WON WW1