You wake up and this is your wife's new body, What do you do ???

You wake up and this is your wife's new body, What do you do ???

kms

Kill it with fire

Cool she lost weight

Fuck her rolls

Divorce. Marriage isn't a prison, it's a commitment. If the other side breaks the commitment to support my needs too, they can fuck themselves and die alone.

Same thing I do now: Cheat. So far been with 12 other girls since we were married.

same

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brainwash myself into thicc fetishism

be glad she got thinner

fuck, you beat me to it

Go back to sleep and hope for a redo.

Fuck her because i'm not a trap loving pussy.

fire

Yep, Ive found a way of grinding fit chicks down, would share it but I have repeatedly fucked women with whom "i am punching above my weight because i am charming".
When the texts and emails get found out, I give it, "How can have an affair with a 20 something, look at me..its just flirting".
Mwahahahahaha...PS that fat bitch photo is shit, I would have left for the 24 year old if she looked like that.

>celebrate the fact that i just got a wife
>retire early to stay at home and fuck all day

Make some money.

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Live in it like the alpaca from star wars

Can I get some lady advice?

Congradulate her on losing weight

...

Say "you look thinner today, honey"

now you have 2 gibs her half ur money forever

I'd call the cops on this fat bitch


I'm not married

>You wake up and this is your wife's new body

That's not the game you retard

But when you get fat shes a bitch for leaving.

Start Molesting our Daugther

was there any other possible answer? seriously