Ok Sup Forums here's the deal...

ok Sup Forums here's the deal, some desperate faggot is doing anything I tell him to and I need help coming up with shit. fire away and I'll post results

gonna post the convo too

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sharpie in pooper

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coming right up. he should be taking a shirtless pic outside rn, gotta start somewhere

Have him send you his location then start ordering pizzas.

would be fun if I wanted to bloat this whale even more buut I'd rather make him do stupid shit

bump I guess

Fine. But first I'm going to want dick measurements and pics.

Get him to send me all his money.

Long time with no update, OP. You better not be abandoning us.

he's been driving a while lads

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Play matchmaker with him and the second nastiest grindr slut you can find. Have them fuck on livestream.

probably should've waited to start the thread after he got back

he should have waited to contact you until he finished fucking driving

Try to keep the thread interesting then, ask him to drive super fast, I don't know

Lolz