I find this in a cinema wtf

I find this in a cinema wtf...

eat it

Adopt it and give it all the love it deserves after being used just for sex by some inconsiderate asshole.

It deserves to be loved like anyone else, it deserves to be prepared like any other vegetable, it deserves to be consumed like any other delicious food.

You are the only one who can make it's dreams come true.

50 shades movie?

Trips decides

Did the cucumber nut?

Movie?

Cucumbers are a fruit

smell it. does it smell like salty milk or shit?

Shove it up ur ass to get the aids from it

Like shit..

>Nut

An a non 'murrican, can I ask how the fuck this came into being?
Why nut? What's the etymology of this term?

Chop and put in spaghetti

Yep

Nuts = balls. Bust a nut = cum. Nut = cum

Sounds pretty 'ghetto' if you catch my meaning.

Basically, the English language is being destroyed by Niggers and their overrepresenation in Western media thanks to the kikes.

lmao eat it

You're posting on a board full of autists, virgins, sexual deviants, drug users, anime enthusiants, animal abusers, murderers, sociopaths and psychopaths. Ghetto is fine.

Should of left the condom off, then ate the pickle at the end.

Getthelube.com

Cucumbers make u fart

But this guy farted a cucumber

it was in a dudes asshole. Put it in your ass and you'll become best friends forever with him