Sup Forums I'm a virgin, and I want to just go to a hooker and get it over with...

Sup Forums I'm a virgin, and I want to just go to a hooker and get it over with, since I don't want to wait for any special shit I just want some pussy. I just want to know how it went for some of you? share your hooker stories Sup Forums

There are ads in the papers here where i live, i'm so tempted to try one, but it just seems sketchy.

Lost my virginity to a prostitute.

>be 23
>be Romania national day
>feel incredible urge to have sex
>go to internet
>call a bunch if prostitutes
>only one answers
>go to her place
>thick gypsy bitch
>give her money
>get undressed
>cuddle a little
>she suddenly starts sucking
>put condom on
>start fucking her missionary
>then fuck her doggy
>feel smell of shit
>go limp, push rope
>cum
>are you a virgin? she asks
>no(wasn't when she asked, kek)
>have some dumb conversation and leave
>turns out the smell of shit comes from me
>next day, dick stings
>burn sensation disappears after two weeks, but dick somehow doesn't feel the same for a long time

I continued going to prostitutes and even sucked random guys for a few years.

Turns out all my problems were actually in my mind, caused by my low self esteem. Now I can easily pick up normal chicks on tinder and in clubs.

Don't go to a hooker. Get your fucking shit together instead. It's probably all in your mind.

I'm in Amsterdam so not so difficult here

this is not about a problem or something, I'm pretty normal, don't have a low self esteem, got a good clothing style, get compliments about smelling nice, looking nice etc, I work out. but I'm just a virgin who wants some pussy

Denmark is a little more tricky, had i lived in Amsterdam, i wouldn't have been able to stop myself. But here it's still a little too shady for my liking.

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yeah that's why I'm so tempted. it's also pretty normal to go here, alot of people I know told me they went at least once. even this girl from my old class told me her boyfriend and his friends would go together and pay for eachother etc (she claimed her bf didn't go but... c'mon)

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Of course he didn't! He's a god damn angel!
In Holland you can basically go window shopping, here in Denmark i have to look in the papers pick a random ad and hope that it's not a fake and that how she's described in the ad is true. Then there's the "menu" Danish/Spanish/French, i don't know what any of that means, and i'd feel so awkward asking. Plus there's the whole i pay for half an hour, i'd cum in 1 minute, Do i still have another 29 min or is it over and i have to leave?

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Okay. Then whatever you do don't touch their bodily fluids.
Most of the hookers I have been to treated fucking like it was their job, so sex was boring, it only helped me relieve the tension.

Not sure if you want my advice, but I really think you should try tinder. It is way more fun. Just be as careful as possible with STDs.
Anyway, if you go to a hooker, go to one that is young and looks good. Spend as much as needed. And it is best to search for reviews of specific hookers. In my area there are such forums.

I sorta grew out of it, I'm badly addicted to rocket league instead

Where I live, it is over when you cum.
Don't just rush for the pussy. Do whatever you like to her first. Again, maybe there is some shady website that has some info.

Yea i think it'd be over too when you cum, which is another reason i haven't spent my limited amount of cash on a 1 minute cum session.
The escort service websites that are public look quite professional.

You could tell her you are a virgin. She might find that fun and make sure you have a good time.
Also, it is okay to just leave if you don't like her or the place where she works.

Can't recomend it. Got myself a hooker for 80$ who went down on me for thirty minutes. Didn't even cum. I don't know, maybe she was just shit or it was because I was really drunk and stoned.
But it's just a weird situation. Kinda awkward before and after the fucking. Weirdly unpersonal. But maybe it just wasn't for me.

in my area, they either come to your place, or you go to their apartment. So yea quite shady still.

i'am not into prostitutes but when i heard that a girl from my school i had a crush on years ago became a prostitute i booked her

And how was it?

try to find a chan in your country, a forum, even reddit and ask there. You need stories specifically from your area.

Why not? If this is something you desire and she accepts the transaction I don't see a problem.

Only done a prostitute once. Was in Amsterdam. Figured I might as well. The girl was a greek blonde bombshell. Really nice. I was a bit nervous as I had never payed for it before, and it's tecnically illegal for me, even abroad.Yay norwegian law.

We had a nice chat, discussed art and architecture until I got comfortable. Gave really good head, no more than ok intercourse. My friend got taught how to check for fake bills by his girl.

Would probably do it again

well people say that pretty girls have more sex and because of that they are better at sex. she proved the theory correct.

Denmark is not a big place, i highly doubt there'll be anything about that in my specific area.

how do I deal with whores and STDs? I really wanna wear 2 condoms at once tbh I don't trust that shit

Dude I did this my first time. It´s worth it, to understand a womens body, be sincere and tell her you want to learn with her and shit.

One is fine, just make sure it fits. With two you will feel absolutely nothing and it will be a waste

yeah I know, I'm not really serious about 2 but can I trust hookers condoms?

Fuck no. Buy your own. Leave them in a sealed box so the hooker can't argue with you over it