ITT: Prove you've had sex before

ITT: Prove you've had sex before

Me first, the condom was so tight i didnt cum and had a ring around my dick

Inb4 wizards

Couldnt get hard, had flaccid dick and then ended up fingering her

Nice trips, how'd it go second time round?

Much better, wasn't as nervous and got rid of the mentality of trying to please her thus causing the problem last time and instead enjoy myself. Ended up cumming on her after a while, shit was cash

Last time I had sex0rs I was feeling her titties like grape fruits and plunging my balls into her anal passage

Condom was so tight it snapped. I felt it, she felt it.
Swapped to new jimmy and fucked like nothing happened.

cant cum, get flacid before 15 mins and ended it

First fuck involved me shaking from holding myself up over her. Also held my self up in plank for so long all the blood rushed to my arms and I lost my hard on.

We fucked in the dark at a sleepover and I had no fucking idea what was going on. I couldn't see shit but once my dick got wet I just kinda rolled with it. She said I was terrible and I was just like "Fuck lady, I'm a mildly overweight college student getting raped while laying sideways on a hardwood floor in the dark." We eventually got engaged years later.

There was blood. How do I know as the room was dark and I wore a condom? I smelled it. Yeah.

Fuck that's nasty, least you didn't go down on her? Extra lube?

when you grab her boobs,
it feels like bags of sand

Haven't. Mainly because I am apparently blind when it comes to flirting. A lot of girls have said they really liked me but I didn't know it, because I just didn't care.

So, wizard powers, here I come

When I did sex to a girl the first time I was super good at it and lasted over three days and she came more than 60 times

>shaking intesifies

I went to high school in the mid 90's. And was the only source of E for all those hot little raver girls. I got more pussy than I could handle. So many chicks wanted to roll, and so few of them could afford to. Shit was pretty cash.

Nope, this first time was awkward af. Probably should have gone down a bit before putting it in tho. And no lube btw. Didnt have any at the time

I have the herp.

it's not so bad really. I don't get flare ups except for the first one.

I hate when women put a condom around their entire hand to show "it will always fit" a condom being too tight is a thing

It was dark and I finished pretty fast. But when I came. I pretended that I didn't. When my guy went soft I just said that it has never happened before. Then I went to get some towels. When I came back she asked me if I came, because there was a lot of jizz under her. I said no, that must be you.

Kek at me, meant the blood was extra lube

Oh I get it. Sorry Im dumb.

On the plus side I never fell on her just disappointed her heavily for the first 20 minutes.

>was so used to fapping that pussy felt cavernous
>front seat of car was suboptimal for the process
>no condom because wasn't expecting to have sex that evening and stupid

but I poked and poked until I finally finished and shit was cash in the end. She didn't get pregs so that was good too.

Nah its cool i was the dumb one

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>the sex I did smelled of sweet tears and force I hate prison

>e
But why were you shaking?

Who the fuck wears a cock ring their first time , hahah you been watching too much gay porn

I had a red ring from the tight condom you illiterate fuck

Virgin

My experience was a mix between you guys' experience. After like forever of fucking she eventually asked, "why can't I make you cum?" Then I went limp. Second time around (week later) I realized I was using shitty too-tight condoms and took that bitch off. First time finishing with a chick was raw. The next few months were filled with literal fear of getting that text message or burning when I piss.

Still a virgin because Russian and all girls here in North America hate me. BUT I got the Platinum trophy for FURI.

OP not only have you never had sex, you have never even wore a condom.

kek, what makes you think that?

What makes you say that? Why would I lie about something so pathetic

Anal isn't that good

because condoms stretch and to be uncomfortable you would need to have a cock as big as my arm. Tight feels good, it doesn't make you go limp.

Anxiety my man.

unless maybe you rolled and pinched your skin into it. That can cause pain and make u go limp. But I doubt that is what you meant.

Im a cut fag, condom was a regular, think im above average girth. Legit left a red ring around the base of my dick it was that tight.

All my best sex has come when I've been dominated

ahhh that brings back memories. My first time I didn't go limp, but I cried afterwards. What a beta I was.

It's lower than you think.

Slightly lower than that.
No not the anus.

you mean, you were nervous

I'm not sure if this makes me a shitty person, but I fucked her anally when she was asleep and woke her up that way. It was the first time for both of us and it got her pretty scared.

My first I Ended up cumming in under 2 minutes
Not my proudest moment

Wore a condom for my first time. Probably went too thick. Super Safe, or something. Anyway, I really couldn't feel anything.

Bizarrely enough, she came very quickly. I had always read that making a girl come is somewhere between dismantling a bomb and winning an F1 race in terms of difficulty. Not so. She just has to like you.

At the time, I rated the experience about a 5/10. I think I will reappraise it as a 7/10, as life has taught me that there are bigger disappointments ahead.

Yeah i'm gunna have to confirm this, I got a red ring around my dick too, I am quite girthy.

Me. After I came I just kept going because I was 16 and my dick would stay hard for days. Nobody told me that doing this would tear the condom to shreds, so when I finally did pull out it was rolled up at the base of my dick and all my jizz was resting comfortably deep inside her.
It was a one night stand and I never heard from her again after that, so I assume she didn't get knocked up.

well unfortunately your claim does not prove you to be de-virgin since it is a bazaar and difficult to believe story. It is relatively hard to prove in type that one has had sex. There isn't anything unbelievable deep inside a pussy (and I have looked). I could probably convince you that I have by regaling you with stories of Tijuana hookers and Mexican chicks, but really it would take too much effort and it isn't like some girl is sitting here telling me that if I convince you then I get laid. There's just no profit in it.

Well yeah, but I also have diagnosed anxiety. So like anything even slightly different to the norm makes me shake and go light headed.

I put my penis inside her vagina and it felt really good. She said cum inside me. I did. She had to buy a pill the second day,
I told her she has to suck my dick, She did. I licked her pussy.
She woke me up in the middle of the night because she got my cock really hard. She said fuck me. I said no, let me sleep. She sucked my dick, I got horny, fucked her.
She was on her period, I showed her a picture of blowjob week, free blowjobs.
She was on her period, I still fucked her. My cock had blood on it.
I don't need to prove anything you fucking faggot, I'm a sex god. She agrees.

I was kinda shocked by the same thing, making women cum is so often described as a fucking puzzle. When it's usually as simple as "rub here prod there"

Had a nice beautiful long time girlfriend in highschool. Did everything except fuck. My teenage hormones got the best of me and I dumped her. Started dating the class slut about a month after breakup. Banged her after 2 weeks of dating. First time out was a mess. She rode me. We actually stayed together for about halfway through my freshman year of college. I was the first guy to ever fuck her ass. I ended up cheating on her with a few chicks. Ah to be young again.

Is 'diagnosed anxiety' the new adhd/depression? Just an exaggeration of people being pathetic?

Think I measured like 5.4 inches in girth, its fucking painful and ive never found a condom that doesnt give me somewhat of a red ring.
Righto.

kek

Foreskin connection string thing is just a scar now cause it tore during the sex. We were both virgins

as someone with Diagnosed ADD i won't to say, fuck those anxiety pricks, 90% are self diagnosed and can suck my cock

I have a 9month old son and have had an STI

kids

:)

The first time. I put the tight on so condom. I ringd a cum around my dick.

Sorry man I forgot that Anxiety doesn't exist. Let me just take back the multiple years i've dealt with it and pretend like everything is a-okay.

Its like when people find out you have anxiety and go, just stop thinking about it and you'll be fine

>Prove you've had sex before
I have a kid.

Ah nothing like the ole missionary for the sole purpose of procreation

I forgot to take a shower afterwards and the next morning my dick smelled like rotten pussy (no condom).

I'm not saying it doesn't exist, but it seems everyone has depression/anxiety/ADHD/other well known mental illness, just because they think it makes them special.

If you actually have it, then that sucks, and those who self diagnose are delusional faggots

Self diagnosis is fucked. Genuine Anxiety is hell, people are wearing it like a fashion statement.

i still have the recipe from the hooker

It fucking is, man.

This

I know, as if its just that easy.

Getting trophies on PSN is better than having sex. But I'm a virgin as I said before so I wouldn't know. I'm sure it's better though.

You have a Subaru, Nice!

Exactly.

kek

I was dating this girl, and we started to get serious gradually. We were talking about it and we were going to do it when she thought she was ready (she was 19 and virgin at the time).
Randomly, taking a piss and stuff started to hurt because of my foreskin and I had to get circumcised. When the operation was done, she came back from holiday /w her parents, and when she was spending the night she said she 'felt like it *wink*'
my dick still hurting even getting an erection, kinda bummed out, but went down on her and gave her the night of her life.
without inserting :(

Yeah, I agree entirely. It's really quite sad. I'd say depression is the one I hear the most, when people describe being kinda down as being depressed it infuriates me.

Yeah, properly diagnosed. Had to bring doctors certificates back in school to avoid things like giving answers in class and doing oral presentations.

12-y-o detected

truth

me 2

Jizz denial

Ha. I only realized how often I'd been hit on after I got married. Was totally blind to it most of the time.

I thought I peed the first time and couldn't hold it back because I'd never masturbated.
I didn't tell her for like a month.
It was just all around awkward.
I bet I disappointed the fuck out of her too, but I was 3 years younger I don't know what she was expecting.

It is really weird. Maybe it happened so much because I wasn't trying? Maybe that is the secret

wat

This guy knows how it's done

This. As long as you play with her nips/clit and tease her around her labia she'll cum

Dude, I didn't even know it went in the vagina until she put it in her vagina.
I had literally no experience, pic related

kek

Possible. For me it was a combination of "wasn't trying" and "no way in hell this chick would hit on me".

>because I'd never masturbated

...how?

Totally been there. She was half passed out drunk during my first time - that gave me time to fidget around but ultimately didn't cum for the first time till a week later. She still liked me enough to be patient kek.

I have a son named daniel

Kek, hit the gym.

I was so bad at it my gf dumped me.

Only 3 days? lol you virgin.

my first time was awful.
>be 16
>gf is 18
>not her first time
>i hurt her somehow, probably not wet enough
>blood
>ohshit.jpg
>she got her period

that were the longest 5 minutes of my life