Normie destruction story thread!

Normie destruction story thread!

>hanging out with sister-inlaw and brother in car
>they ask why im always single
>tell them because im a virgin with social autism
>bitchy whore gets offended because she teaches retarded kids
>tells me im just akward and lazy, dont joke about autism
>ask her "are you down? because youre acting pretty autistic"
>mfw
>brother pulls car over and kicks me out in the middle of no where
>eat at nearby iHop by myself and explore a Home Depot until Uber arrives

I claimed victory that day. They still havent talked to me and its been 2 months.

>>tells me im just akward and lazy, dont joke about autism
She was right

>calls people normies
>has the money to eat ihop and uber from far away
>has the social ability to eat alone and ride in a car with a stranger

Fucking poser

...

She is, but she is also a snob with a superiority complex. Her daddy is a multimillionare who pays for her college, house, car, and phone. Then she calls me lazy and weak for quitting my shitty restaurant job to join the military.

RREEEEEEEEE

how is that a victory, u retard?

kys

I ate a really good omellete and my driver was this cool Jamaican guy who gave me advice on how to pick up bitches

>doesn't reply to my post calling him out
>joined the military too

You can't ignore the truth you fucking poser, you ARE a normie

Shut the fuck up you little bitch.

Just because Im not a crippled hermit with anxiety in mommies basement playing overwatch 12 hours doesnt mean im not retarded 75% of the time.

>I'm a veteran who can eat alone in public because I don't care what people think about me and I can carry conversations with strangers
>SHUT UP I'M NOT A NORMIE LEAVE ME ALONE
>wanting THIS hard to fit in

How pathetic

I apologize OP! ALAS I AM BUT A GOOFY CUCK!

>I called mah sister in law autistic and then got abandoned near an ihop
>But I called her autistic so I won, right?
>R-right??

Im not a veteran?
Apology accepted

Are there actually people so disfunctional that they are too afraid to go into public?

This normie is still posting? Sup Forums really is dead

yeah you really showed those normies haha! :)

Ive been visiting this on and off for 8 years now, since I was 12. I was a weird fucking kid. Fat, long hair, no hygene, dressed like shit, spent my Friday nights arguing about religion on Minecraft forums.

I guess Im doing pretty well for myself compared to back in the day. Thanks user.

>gets called a normie
>I'M NOT A NORMIE
>yes you are
>Y-Y-Y-YEAH WELL I USED TO BE A REALLY AUTISTIC KID! S-S-O SHUT UP!

Thanks user! Im drawing out plans for my next attack. But Im only home on leave for another week until Im deployed overseas.

Any ideas on how to get them? They have 2 dogs.

You telling me how normie I am is giving me a hard one.

This site is like Viagra for me.

>friends dying parent says she wants him to do something after shes died that he doesnt want to do
>then dont do it, who cares, shell be dead

the look on his face
like he didnt know whether to punch me or burst out crying

>check out my wacky silly post! i get turned on by crazy things! just like you guys!

This is just pathetic user just stop posting already

ITT:

>yes you are
>no i'm not
>---
>yes you are
>no i'm not
>---
>yes you are
>no i'm not
>---
>yes you are
>no i'm not

Honestly man just fucking stop you aren't funny in the slightest

>bother takes wife's side
>get kicked out of car in the middle of no where
>stuck eating at a shit hole like IHOP
>wandering aimlessly around Home Depot

*Victory

Holy fuck dude!
Are you taking this seriously?

>tries to make a funny post to fit in
>fails hard
>I WAS JUST JOKING JEEZ

Holy shit

>trying to fit in
should've stopped while you were ahead

I love your greentext. Weird how the same thing happened to us. Fuck inlaws, amiright?

>poser
>2017
>sick burn

cool.. I guess

>OP got so butthurt by being called a poser he went on a tirade to prove he fit
>even goes back to pretending to be someone else replying to the first post

I take it back you do have autism

kill yourself

I hate to break it to you, but nobody won that round.
you're a retarded loser and you bro and sis-inlaw are assholes.

>be me, making my routine morning rounds on Sup Forums with my 5,000 dollar PC mommy bought me
>suddenly spot a normie thread trying to relate to me
>mfw
>he's probably posting from a cell phone
>try telling normie to fuck off but too nervous
>finally build up courage after erasing and rewriting my post 5 times
>talk a gulp of my Locha Mocha Monster and hit Post
>the back and forth between us lasts hours
>browse trap threads inbetween posts
>eventually forceful backup arrives and my heart rate plummets to a normal 150 bpm
>we force OP back to the real world with our sarcasm and wit
>the fight built up an appetite, chow down on burritos and coke even though its only 10am

VICTORY!

Kek

This thread is as cancerous as funny. Holy shit.

Nice try bud

OP should of abandoned ship, i hope so.

>literally switched to his phone so there'd be no (You)

Top kek

Why would I lol? I'm not a normie just cuz you label me as one.

Alas, I have. I was wrecked. Whole point of this thread was normie destruction after all, wasnt it?
You arent me faggot

>i hate normies because i desperately try not to be one

Shutup newfaggot stop trying to ruin my le epic bread XD

why can't we be friends?

You better shut the fuck up before I find out where you live and beat the shit out of you then fuck your mom

Why the fuck is this thread still alive?

If you want a thread to die:

Don't post

Don't ask a question

Don't upload a vaguely nipple shaped thing

>be me 25 on tinder
>qt messages me and calls me a nickname version of my name
>pleasedont.jog
>qt says oh sorry I'm a widow and my husbands name was also "user"
>"Oh congrats on your new single lifestyle!"
>"am widow not divorced asshole!"
>"aren't you technically kinda both?"
>unmatched
>soft kek

Im not op, but he doesn't seem to be serious at all.
How are people taking this shitty bait so easily?

>passing up easy pussy because you didn't like being called a nickname

Come on son

It's tinder man there's plenty more puss in the bush or whatever the saying is

itt : niggers

Kill her

Yeah I'm sure you've been slaying all kinds of puss since then

And its a widow, theyre emotional wrecks. You dodged a bullet.
who said i wasnt serious?

I've done alright. Not slaying really I guess but I'm doing pretty good

Virgin Detected

This

Wouldnt it be more likely that I was a virgin if I was lying about slaying a ton of puss? I don't really get your logic. You're probably the virgin

You sound real fucking stupid

Dubs decided. Will kill tonight

Lol, the more you talk the more gay you sound

I win against the normies when I remember that my life is generally less stressful than theirs.

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i dunno hey he is autisticly claiming he is not a normie

You are correct. I AM autistic.