>hanging out with sister-inlaw and brother in car >they ask why im always single >tell them because im a virgin with social autism >bitchy whore gets offended because she teaches retarded kids >tells me im just akward and lazy, dont joke about autism >ask her "are you down? because youre acting pretty autistic" >mfw >brother pulls car over and kicks me out in the middle of no where >eat at nearby iHop by myself and explore a Home Depot until Uber arrives
I claimed victory that day. They still havent talked to me and its been 2 months.
Eli Sullivan
>>tells me im just akward and lazy, dont joke about autism She was right
Jack Roberts
>calls people normies >has the money to eat ihop and uber from far away >has the social ability to eat alone and ride in a car with a stranger
Fucking poser
Eli Cruz
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Cameron Fisher
She is, but she is also a snob with a superiority complex. Her daddy is a multimillionare who pays for her college, house, car, and phone. Then she calls me lazy and weak for quitting my shitty restaurant job to join the military.
RREEEEEEEEE
Joshua Foster
how is that a victory, u retard?
Robert Adams
kys
Brody Brooks
I ate a really good omellete and my driver was this cool Jamaican guy who gave me advice on how to pick up bitches
Joshua James
>doesn't reply to my post calling him out >joined the military too
You can't ignore the truth you fucking poser, you ARE a normie
Levi Kelly
Shut the fuck up you little bitch.
Just because Im not a crippled hermit with anxiety in mommies basement playing overwatch 12 hours doesnt mean im not retarded 75% of the time.
Cameron Watson
>I'm a veteran who can eat alone in public because I don't care what people think about me and I can carry conversations with strangers >SHUT UP I'M NOT A NORMIE LEAVE ME ALONE >wanting THIS hard to fit in
How pathetic
Nathan Kelly
I apologize OP! ALAS I AM BUT A GOOFY CUCK!
Jace Carter
>I called mah sister in law autistic and then got abandoned near an ihop >But I called her autistic so I won, right? >R-right??
Aaron Flores
Im not a veteran? Apology accepted
Are there actually people so disfunctional that they are too afraid to go into public?
James Thompson
This normie is still posting? Sup Forums really is dead
Thomas Evans
yeah you really showed those normies haha! :)
Jeremiah Reyes
Ive been visiting this on and off for 8 years now, since I was 12. I was a weird fucking kid. Fat, long hair, no hygene, dressed like shit, spent my Friday nights arguing about religion on Minecraft forums.
I guess Im doing pretty well for myself compared to back in the day. Thanks user.
Camden Fisher
>gets called a normie >I'M NOT A NORMIE >yes you are >Y-Y-Y-YEAH WELL I USED TO BE A REALLY AUTISTIC KID! S-S-O SHUT UP!
Nathan Sullivan
Thanks user! Im drawing out plans for my next attack. But Im only home on leave for another week until Im deployed overseas.
Any ideas on how to get them? They have 2 dogs.
Christian Stewart
You telling me how normie I am is giving me a hard one.
This site is like Viagra for me.
Julian Martinez
>friends dying parent says she wants him to do something after shes died that he doesnt want to do >then dont do it, who cares, shell be dead
the look on his face like he didnt know whether to punch me or burst out crying
Jordan Myers
>check out my wacky silly post! i get turned on by crazy things! just like you guys!
This is just pathetic user just stop posting already
Jackson Anderson
ITT:
>yes you are >no i'm not >--- >yes you are >no i'm not >--- >yes you are >no i'm not >--- >yes you are >no i'm not
Ryder Foster
Honestly man just fucking stop you aren't funny in the slightest
Jordan Stewart
>bother takes wife's side >get kicked out of car in the middle of no where >stuck eating at a shit hole like IHOP >wandering aimlessly around Home Depot
*Victory
Carter Cooper
Holy fuck dude! Are you taking this seriously?
Michael Hill
>tries to make a funny post to fit in >fails hard >I WAS JUST JOKING JEEZ
Holy shit
Charles Harris
>trying to fit in should've stopped while you were ahead
Jason Davis
I love your greentext. Weird how the same thing happened to us. Fuck inlaws, amiright?
Asher Brown
>poser >2017 >sick burn
Ryan Johnson
cool.. I guess
Nolan Stewart
>OP got so butthurt by being called a poser he went on a tirade to prove he fit >even goes back to pretending to be someone else replying to the first post
I take it back you do have autism
Blake Brooks
kill yourself
Michael Wilson
I hate to break it to you, but nobody won that round. you're a retarded loser and you bro and sis-inlaw are assholes.
Grayson Ortiz
>be me, making my routine morning rounds on Sup Forums with my 5,000 dollar PC mommy bought me >suddenly spot a normie thread trying to relate to me >mfw >he's probably posting from a cell phone >try telling normie to fuck off but too nervous >finally build up courage after erasing and rewriting my post 5 times >talk a gulp of my Locha Mocha Monster and hit Post >the back and forth between us lasts hours >browse trap threads inbetween posts >eventually forceful backup arrives and my heart rate plummets to a normal 150 bpm >we force OP back to the real world with our sarcasm and wit >the fight built up an appetite, chow down on burritos and coke even though its only 10am
VICTORY!
Jackson Morgan
Kek
Cameron Bell
This thread is as cancerous as funny. Holy shit.
Noah Jenkins
Nice try bud
Jaxon Martin
OP should of abandoned ship, i hope so.
Michael Diaz
>literally switched to his phone so there'd be no (You)
Top kek
Samuel Foster
Why would I lol? I'm not a normie just cuz you label me as one.
Blake Scott
Alas, I have. I was wrecked. Whole point of this thread was normie destruction after all, wasnt it? You arent me faggot
Nathan Morales
>i hate normies because i desperately try not to be one
Zachary Thompson
Shutup newfaggot stop trying to ruin my le epic bread XD
Ryder Cruz
why can't we be friends?
Christian Walker
You better shut the fuck up before I find out where you live and beat the shit out of you then fuck your mom
Robert Murphy
Why the fuck is this thread still alive?
Jeremiah Brooks
If you want a thread to die:
Don't post
Don't ask a question
Don't upload a vaguely nipple shaped thing
Aiden Cook
>be me 25 on tinder >qt messages me and calls me a nickname version of my name >pleasedont.jog >qt says oh sorry I'm a widow and my husbands name was also "user" >"Oh congrats on your new single lifestyle!" >"am widow not divorced asshole!" >"aren't you technically kinda both?" >unmatched >soft kek
Jordan Allen
Im not op, but he doesn't seem to be serious at all. How are people taking this shitty bait so easily?
Jaxson Anderson
>passing up easy pussy because you didn't like being called a nickname
Come on son
Easton Perez
It's tinder man there's plenty more puss in the bush or whatever the saying is
Oliver Howard
itt : niggers
Jacob Cox
Kill her
Dylan Price
Yeah I'm sure you've been slaying all kinds of puss since then
Benjamin Green
And its a widow, theyre emotional wrecks. You dodged a bullet. who said i wasnt serious?
Matthew Bell
I've done alright. Not slaying really I guess but I'm doing pretty good
Thomas Walker
Virgin Detected
Nolan Jenkins
This
Brandon Torres
Wouldnt it be more likely that I was a virgin if I was lying about slaying a ton of puss? I don't really get your logic. You're probably the virgin
Kevin Torres
You sound real fucking stupid
Juan Ortiz
Dubs decided. Will kill tonight
James Turner
Lol, the more you talk the more gay you sound
Lucas Powell
I win against the normies when I remember that my life is generally less stressful than theirs.
Ryan Jones
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Logan Barnes
i dunno hey he is autisticly claiming he is not a normie