Be me

>be me
>be at gf's parents' house
>dad travels, mom will be "gone for hours"
>gf horny, wants me to get dirty
>me don't know
>finally give in
>give mean head, being at least 20 minutes down under
>fuck quick and blow spunk
>suddenly hearing the lock
>get dress with the speed of light
>PHEW...just in time
>it's her mom
>wanting to say Hi and sneak to the bathroom
>gf's mom catches me in the corridor
>trying to keep on to my plan, say Hi and get into the fucking bathroom
>mom hugs me and I expect her to give me a kiss on the ckeek like she sometimes does
>heart freezes, I stop breathing
>suddenly I hear how she takes 3-4 very light, short sniffs
>no chance she doesn't notice anything since I've been practically in her uturus for 20 minutes and she gets wet as fuck
>doesn't kiss me, her face looks somehow different (can't really describe why or how)
>"I-I-I just wanted to u-u-use the b-b-ba-bathroom!"
>she let's me go, can't look into her eyes any longer
>avoid eye contact or direct confrontation at any cost
>a few hour later my gf ask: "what did you say to my mom?"

ITT: Embarassing sex related incidents being caught by parents, friends, in-laws, collegues, etc

kek

Bump

I want to stroke her pussy hair like you would a cat.

Back when I was 19
>dating 17yo gf
>day off work
>she wants me to come over and bang because her parents are out
>obviously I do
>I'm balls deep in her
>she is a screamer
>suddenly her door opens
>her mother is at the door
>"at least you're doing it somewhere safe, are you using a condom?"
>I'm looking at her like she just threw a dead baby at me
>y-yes
>"ok"
>she closes the door
>gf says "why did you stop?"
>I'm reduced to a semi
>trying to bang her the best I can
>she has an orgasm
>"user I'll give you head"
>ok
>I'm sat on the edge of the bed, no condom on with her kneeling sucking my dick
>door opens again
>her mother says "do you want a drink user?"
>I can barely look her in the eye
>no thankyou
>asks me if I want to stay for dinner
>gf stops sucking to say "he'd love to"
>door closed
>don't cum
>most awkward dinner ever
>her mother is talking to me like she didn't see anything
>I couldn't look her in the eye for months
We were together for 5 years, that was the weirdest bit of it by far.

Your gf is a slut if this is normal

This is kinda like the feeling I would get when my friends parents would let us smoke and drink in the house. Parents aren't supposed to be that cool, and it would feel less awkward if they reacted with negativity.

She is now my ex, she cheated on me and her mother knew about it.
Her mother who was the one who made her confess to me.
Is miss her mother.

>be freshman in college
>been dating grill for a month or two
>shes a virgin, so we had only done fingering for a while
>finally, she is willing to try taking my dick
>turn the lights down low in my dorm
>slowly get it in, hurts at first but we get a rhythm going.
>finish and pull out feeling satisfied
>suddenly gf starts screaming
>there's blood on my dong
>something to be expected from a virgin but she is freaking the fuck out, tears streaming down her face
>while we're still naked, she whips out her phone and calls her mom
>sobbing as she explains to her mom her bloody fiasco
>i sit in stunned silence, realizing I just fucked a red flag
>roommate comes waltzing in while she's sobbing on the phone
>leaves immediately
Dated her for another two years, and always had trouble looking her mom in the eye. After maybe the 12th time of her calling her mom to share sex details and ask questions in my presence, I dumped her.

Not really an embarrassing story, just almost got caught.

>2 years ago
>gf's family is in san diego for the weekend
>it's sunday
>all weekend slept over at her place and fucked her brains out morning, day and night
>sunday morning
>"user, they won't be here until 8pm"
>ok.edu
>fucking in hallway, ima cum, she gets down on her knees and blows me
>door opens, WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY IS MAKING AUDIBLE NOISE AROUND THE CORNER
>she panics, I jizz all over her face (KEK)
>Her and I sprint into her room from hallway
>family says "HEY GIRL user WHERE ARE YOU?"
>I'm like "im fucked"
>she says "user we won't leave my room, until they sleep"
>it's barely 1pm
>she's hornier than she's ever been
>the floor is carpet and is pretty much silent
>around 6pm, hear her sister say "EW wtf is this on the floor"
>almost burst out laughing remember I jizzed everywhere in the hallway earlier
>we fuck 1-2 times an hour until 1am
>my dick is fucking done
>we tip toe to the side door to the backyard
>she forgot to turn off the home security
>THE SHIT BLASTS THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE
>Lights flashing on from each room
>Either run across backyard and through back gate and risk 90% getting caught
>Run up the little hill next to me in the backyard and hop the brick wall
>fight or flight kicks in
>hop the wall
>I escaped, walk to my car around the block from the main street

>Get in car drive home, stop at in-n-out bc I haven't ate all day

>gf msgs me that she told her family that she let the dog out and forgot to turn off the alarm
>mom asks her in private why her rooms smells funny
>gf says she lold when she walked back into her room bc it was like a sauna and smelled blatantly like sex

Best day of sex ever, also was scary as fuck since I hadn't met her family yet at the time

>be me
>wizard
>not a single embarrassing sex story
>suck it normies

OP here! I have two semi related questions.

>Have you ever been caught fapping by one of your parents? by whom? What was the reaction? Do you wish it would have been the other one?

>Are you uncomfortable with hearing/knowing your parents having sex? I hear from many people that they have strange feelings, mostly towards dad. I don't btw.

Strange part is gf an I are basically exact opposite on this topic.
I don't have problems with knowing my parents having fun time, yet I don't like them knowing me having sex.
Gf told me that she's very embarrased by hearing her parents, yet she has no problems with her parents knowing her having sex (I don't mean fucking on the breakfast table but when she says to share one bed and I tell her that her parent will know what we are doing, she tells me something like her parents know that she's grown and sexual active so no need to cover anything up).

This is why you smoke after sex, to cover up the smells.

>be in middle school
>hornyallthetime.gif
>walk home from school every day
>i usually get home before my family
>seeing the opportunity, I get naked in the backyard and hump the lawn furniture
>get major thrill from doing this
>one day I'm going at it on the cushion
>suddenly hear back door open
>survival instincts kick in
>leap behind chair and frantically get dressed
>"I SAW YOU user!" mom bellows
>parents ground me from my gba for a month
>feels bad man

Not parents, but sister.
>be me, 17
>jerking the gherkin in my room at desk next to the door
>headphones on and sound up, don't hear the footsteps outside door
>sister swings door open
>I cover my 7" hard on with my shirt, no pants on
>she's asking if I ate her slice of cake
>fuckyeahidid.jpg
>she smirks and tells me to carry on with what I was doing
>I..it was sore and I was just checking..
>qualitybullshit.gif
>smiles and closes door
>still hard so carry on and blow my load while thinking of her finishing me off
pic unrelated

Jezus, if this was my bitch of sister I wouldn't have any problem to jizz her straight in the face.

It was pretty good mang, happened a few times actually. She's never been disgusted by it either which just makes it way better

>start a story of with you being in middle school
>implying you're not outright a horny preteen

Anyone got any more stories about family/partners?

I want also hear caught fapping stories. Come on, I can't be the only one.

Well I posted my caught fapping story about my sister, might have one or two more if there's interest

>be 16
>at gf's house
>she was a horny bitch
>chilling in living room with blanket on
>her parents also in the room
>she slides her hand down my pants
>starts rubbing my head with wet finger
>hard instantly
>she's wearing a skirt so she takes her underwear off
>parents leave to get a drink
>she hops on top
>deep inside her
>blanket still over us
>start fucking
>parents walk back in
>we carry on, but slowly
>keeping quiet
>teasing each other to try and make a noise
>last about 20 minutes
>dick inside her still, cum everywhere
>parents leave again to make dinner
>pull out
>clean up
>done
>parents didn't have a fucking clue

well, go on then. At least it helps the thread etting bumped.

You live a life that popped out of a novel

With gf not long after we started dating, me 23, her 21... In her dorm room... Her roommate was out and it's my birthday... Surprise handjob before dinner. She jerks me off and I jizzed a lot all over her shirt and she was drenched as I had started finger banging her right in the middle. Cleanup and drink a glass of water and literally not 1 minute after I came, her roommate walks in the door. We both had a good laugh then went to dinner.

Underaged b&....Only a child would worry about such things.

MODS WE HAVE A CHILD IN OUR MIDST!

That would be a bit too much for me too. Fuck, cut the cord already.

>be me married fag
>Me and my wife live with her parents cause we are both living the college dream
>shes currently finishing up her doctorate in technology management
>Im working on my masters in engineering
>We dont fuck often
>when we do, we fuck hard
>2 weeks ago
>Her parents are out, we are in the attic looking for her old masters thesis books
>Decide its time to shake the house
>take off pants, get in missionary
>Fucking like my dick is gunna fall off
>hear a loud crack
>suddenly my knees drive through the 2 support beams i was on
>im naked,pinning my wife under me, and currently trapped with my knees poking through the ceiling
>cant get up without fear of smashing and falling hardon first onto the floor
>trapped for 3 hours til her brother finds us
>Decides itll be funny to keep slapping my nuts instead of helping
>30 minutes pass, her father comes home
>FuckMyShitUpFam
>cant look me in the eye after getting a ladder and helping me unmount his daughter

The majority of this thread is underaged b& what are you talking about?

Name?

Kekd

>be 17 or 18 in high school
>gf is a huge slut, totally great
>her parents give us plenty of space but are still religious nuts
>usually at her place we fuck raw laying down on the couch under a blanket and then she'll finish me off quickly with a bj
>this time she wants me to cum on her ass
>we head to the bathroom and fuck doggy
>cum buckets all over her beautiful ass
>as i finish her dad knocks on the door and asks, "where user?"
>"i don't know" she says
>"oh, ok" and he walks away

we never fuck at her place again

90 percent her brother is a Sup Forumstard so im waiting for the inevitable his version of the story to pop up here

Just to set presidence I'm bi
>16
>go swimming with a friend at local pool, they do a night time swim before they close
>very quiet, at the end we're the only two there
>go back to shower down, there are two showers that have their own door
(The doors were a funny shape, like half was cut away)
>he has a really feminine body so I'm watching him and notice I'm hard as a rock
>pull my cock out and start stroking while he showers
I'm pretty sure he noticed the way my arm was moving what I was doing.
>his shower turns off automatically and he says something along the lines of
"Shit my shower just stopped, can I come in yours?"
>he comes over to finish showering and I put my cock away
>he carries on as normal while making occasional glances at my bulge
>he brushes up against my hard on now and then
>he turns around to face the shower and starts singing
>whip my cock out and furiously jerk it till I come over the back of his legs
>finish up, dry off and both act as if nothing happened
Fin

Alright, fap story.

>be me
>let be 13 or 14
>horny as fuck, fapping at that point 3-4 times a day
>normaly fap to mom's housewife magazines because there are also ads for underwear and pics of women who seem to escaped Stepford
>home alone with mom at that point, wating with a raging boner for her to leave
>finally she's going shopping!
>the very moment the door closes beind her, my pants hit the floor
>no of her magazines in sight
>quick zap through all channels to see someting I could work with
>suddenly I see the sculpture of some naked greek goddess bitch
>get it down from the sideboard and place it on the bed
>get on top of it and start fapping furiously and fodling the stone tits
>mom gets back seeing me riding the sculpture with my dick in the hand
>apparently the car didn't start
>she raises her eyebrows and leaves without saying anything

Although she never spoke about this, she teased me for years. When we cleaned the house she sometimes said: "user, can you clean the dust of that sculpture?" giving me each time almost a heart attack because I was afraid that dad, sis or bro might ask why she always asks me to clean the sculpture.

Once, made my best friend dress in girls clothes, then we wrestled and i came. We were like 12.

But thats a story for another time

>be 15 year old faggot
>boyfriend 17
>spent all my time at my boyfriends house
>we fuck a lot, like 3 time a day, my ass would hurt a lot
>he's say we can be loud because his walls are thick
>absolute bullshit
>his mother would stare at us when we went to the kitchen for a drink
>one day she tells him i cant stay over because im to 'loud'
>mfw when we wern't fucking we wouldn't talk we'd just watch movies and sleep

also his little brother and sister would walk in on us all the fucking time, thank fuck they're so young they won't know what we were doing

Jfc
Too much estrogen
Joins you in shower
SINGS IN THE FUCKING SHOWER
He wanted you to fuck him
Faggot

id get a fucking boner every time that happened her mom chill af

Couldn't fuck cause the cleaners were in and about, plus it was closing time
>poolsclosed

Fuck her mom then

>be me with my gf of 3 years
>shes never tried anal and never wants to
>finally says okay just a little bit next time
>tie her up for kinky sex
>teasing her pussy and she's getting off
>start rubbing her clit and fingering her ass
>she cums buckets
>eat her ass for a minute and decided I'm going in
>she says no not yet she's not ready
>she can't do anything if she's tied and that gets me off
>slowly push my penis in her
>she screams and asks me to stop
>go primal and start fucking her
>she's crying
>fucking her so hard she starts to tear a little and a small stream of blood
>she's begging me to stop
>Start rubbing her clit again
>she cums buckets once more
>I cum buckets right after in her ass
>untie her and she lays on me and cries for like an hour
>falls asleep

it's not really embarrassing in the traditional sense but I got embarassed for getting carried away. She said it scared her but also she felt conflicted about how good it felt to basically get raped.

We are getting married this year.

Sounds like weak spined faggot talk.

Shouldve been a real man and fucked your boyfriends ass

>not running train on cleaners

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Sup Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

ON the cleaners or WITH the cleaners?

These are vastly different things, and one of them asserts dominance over someone showerboys sweet ass

My brother once felt the need to read Leviticus loudly outside my bedroom door while I was nailing my gf. I felt like a god and the town leper at the same time.

loved this story, are you still living there?

Tits or gtfo

Tits or gtfo

Yes. Our bedrooms share a wall and often they knock to tell me to stop humping so hard.

Pretty sure her dad hates me, but her mom loves me cause her mom wants grandkids and doesnt wanna wait til we have our degrees.

Her mother (russian immigrant) constantly puts these gypsy aphrodisiacs in my food and she thinks its what makes me horny all the time.

Nearly killed me one time. But goddamn did i trip balls.

She feels conflicted because ideology is trying to usurp instinct.
You just showed her what feels good physically. No shame in that.

Way to rape your fiance you sick fuck

There isn't a meme for keking this hard

Spousal rape isnt that bad. I often time rape my wife when im sleeping.

One time i gave my dog a facial cause i accidentally fucked the side of the bed and not my wife

what the fuck

is the dad a gypsy too?

Man, sounds like some shit to add to my bucket list

>not knowing romani gypsies don't date out of their caste

Feels bad man, for real. I've always felt bad about it.

Wow, really? I thought I was the only one who did that. I'll sometimes wake up and be fingering her, or just trying to shove my dick in her. Sometimes shes into it but other times it just annoys her.

well also because it was not consensual. That's what is conflicting, is that it felt physically good but morally it was fucked up because she specifically didn't want it, but also loves me. Sometimes men and women, when they get raped, become aroused, and are ridiculed by their rapist which can also make them feel weird and conflicted.

user, you worry me. You need to find Jesus. And rape him.

No, he was born in the same small town as her, she stayed and tended to her family, he joined up with the soviet military. He moved back after he caught a hot one, married her cause he remembered "how she would look cute when she always crashed her bicycle into the pig pen" (direct quote from him)

Eventually he bribed his friend and got transit to the usa and became a citizen.

Dide scares the fuck outta me, but i think he also fears me cause he never opposes anything i do, including his daughter

I cant do that to jesus, dude is the sole reason my wife has catholic guilt.

Its pretty common man. Its just a confort thing.

Assholes demanding consent every 10 minutes is why rape is so high.

You can't rape a spouse lol

Actually they do. Younger women anyway will fuck a white or a black dude typically. When I worked at a restaurant we had Romani Gypsies that came in all the time during our graveyard shift. Real elitist pricks, and picky and very self-entitled. The younger girls though were sluts for anyone who was fit and/or looked pretty. One of them fucked my friend who worked there with me after he got off at like 4 am, then he went and smoked weed with her and a friend and hooked up with the friend 5 days later.

Your wife feels guilty because of him? Totally sounds like an asshole. Make the son of god your bitch.

Maybe he fears his daughter disowning him for trying to interfere in his life, and also fears what things you will do to her etc

fucking on the insulation or some shit wtf are you retarded

Are you and the cushion still dating?

>is the dad a gypsy too?

Not the one you replied too but I'm also Eurofag and I know that people who use gypsy magic are not gypsies themself. Gypsies kow that all their shit is scam, only white people buy these magic potions and other magic items.

>or a black dude
For what purpose? I know that gypsies marry their daughters to white men to infiltrate society. But who wants to infiltrate niggas?

Very true. Id never hit her, but i am very violent. Point positive

>soon as i was free from my nut slapping attic trap, i got pants and proceeded to beat the shit out of her brother.
>he stands there watching us, her brother giving my knees to the ribs as i attempt to snap his fingers out of socket
>when we are both tired he brings us vodka

Now that i think about it, this may just be business as usual to the russian gypsies

I was horny, so my iq slipped into double digits for a bit

Her mom is incredibly superstitious too. I understand what you mean about the gypsies peddling bullshit, but its like the homegrown jews. They believe in magic and shit, but will sell the average fucker the story and keep the real "medicine"

But, i understand what you mean

I got one, but it's pretty mellow compared to the rest of these
> be 22, 1 day before July 4th
> over at her house when here mom says she needs to go run an errand real quick.
> things quickly got hot after she left of her striking my dick and my hand down her pants.
> go up to her room to fuck.
> have to hurry before her mom gets back.
> balls deep slapping her ass she stops.
> user did you here something?
> nobloodrushingtomyearssweetheart.mov
> start listening in case it's her mom.
> here a firework shoot up and explode.
> the firework scared me so much I came.
> embarrassed because it looked like I came on command from a firework going off.
> mfw

Is his story really that strange? I lead a similar life except I fucked the mom.

i woulda tried to fuck the mom

>I got startled so i came
Didnt realize this was a useless superpower thread

Nice trips. Also her mom wanted you bro. Why else would she walk in twice.

I guess a girls mom coming in mid fuck offering beverages isnt that strange.

Kinda want that shit, id love a cold beer mid fuck

>things quickly got hot after she left of her striking my dick

They probably didn't react in front of you guys. But maybe talked to your friend. I know I have a friend with parents like this. They'd let us get drunk and high as fuck as long as we cleaned up after ward.

>fucked hard
>missionary
LEL

>parents didn't have a clue
Holy fuck you are naieve.

It's like his dick has ptsd

Well, missionary is the closest way to describe it. Im on my knees, shes on her back, legs on my chest as i thrust in a sideways T position

this is one of my favorite pix on the internet now

Triple kek

>be Me 19 years old
>Mom and ad are away for the weekend so me and gf are doing fucky fucky constantly
>Just came lying in bed still erect, about 2am
>Wow I really need a piss now
>No ones home so i decide to just walk through the house with a full boner to go to the bathroom.
>Open bedroom door, walk out into hall
>See movment to my left in the office/computer room.
>turn around to see my sister in their using the computer with the door open
>Lock eyes, she smiles and goes to say "hey"
>See her eyes pan down, notices i am fully nude and fully bonered.
>Screams OMG! and slams the door.
>run back into room where girlfriend is in hysterics in bed

Aparently she had an argument with her boyfriend and decided to drive and crash at our parents house at about 2am without phoning ahead or anything.

never mention it again but i couldnt look her in the eyes for like a week after.

>smashed gf (now ex)
>we went at it for about an hour
>she was a screamer and a dirty talker
>mid fucking we decide to have a smoke but lived with parents then so we had to open the window
>"just stick your head out the window and i'll do you from behind
>i fuck her from behind while she is smoking out the window in a suburb area filled with kids
>meanwhile she is halfscreaming stuff "oh shit, fuck me harder im gonna cumorino"
>i can't see out cause im trying to hide my face so it looks like its just her having a smoke out the window, i try my best
>i bust a nut and we decide to head out
>go downstairs and entire family is sitting at the table eating
>they all stop eating and stares at us with funny faces
>later she tells me she watched them arrive

mfw she was screaming my name out the window with entire family looking at her from below

>be me
>be 19
>South American family
>part Italian
>always HATED kissing fam on the cheek
>aunts obsessed with it
>family reunion comes around
>head to gfs
>"babe I want to eat pussy"
>she thinks it's slightly impulsive of me but not out of character
>eat pussy for 15 mins, she cums
>"uhhhh user what are you doing?" While giggling
>"oh nothing babes just love your wetness on my face"
>"oh... okay, that's sexy"
>suddenly get up and say forgot family reunion
>she nods and asks me to freshen up in bathroom
>tell her I'm late, will do it at home
>drive home windows down and her pussy juice all over my mouth/cheeks
>oh look! Handsome user arrived! Oh give your auntie kisses and nanna too!
>mfw the retarded smiles start turning into looks of worry/suspicion
>mfw goes to kiss grandmother and one of my aunts say not to, that she's tires
>kiss grandma anyway
>grandma laughs her ass off
>"boy you take after grandpa"
>I don't even...
>go inside and play games.

Not many kisses since then.

> over at gf's place
> nobody home
> start fucking
> have her bent over
> spanking, name calling, hair pulling
> real filthy whore in bed
> finish up and go to bathroom
> see her sisters door is open
> I'm naked and she's sitting in bed looking at me with a grin
> fuck.. Not home alone
(That's the embarrassing caught part)
> go get cleaned up and wear towel back to gf's room
> "pretty sure your sister heard us"
> they go talk
> gf "she's not going to say anything to my dad."
> as the weeks pass her little sister talks to me more
> even starts awkwardly flirting
> she's a thin ginger emo type
> not really my kind of girl but attractive enough
> one day I come over and the gf had missed her bus
> her sister decides to shower and walks nude past my gf's bedroom
> sly grins at me again
> bold move bitch
> after about a month of flirting my gf missed her bus again
> "user want to come in here instead of doing nothing in there?"
> should have said no
> instead within five minutes I have her pajamas off and am molesting her roughly
> her "this is bad.. We shouldn't.. Fuck me like a slut.. I'm being such a dirty slut.."
> I had never nutted so hard in my life
> didn't take long, maybe a min of choking her with my cock buried
> had to rush before next bus
> felt guilty but continued a few more times
> eventually broke up and couldn't date sister
> all we had in common was a love of rough sex

The fag writes "hear" as "here" so what did you expect?

You, Sir, are a genius!