Hey Sup Forums, how often do you masturbate?

Hey Sup Forums, how often do you masturbate?

6 times a week

Weak

3 times a week if im lucky...

2 times a day, if i feel like it.
or not at all.

Now that's more like it

4 to 5 times a week, up to once or twice a day when in mating season

2.5 times a day. Morning in bed with phone, Evening on PC (sometimes don't feel like it), and past Midnight in bed on phone.

im thinking girls like these deserve their own category
>overly sexual alt girls with daddy issues

well ive done it between 1-6 times a day. i fi have nothing to do its usually 3-4

I have a few more if you want

I am 25 and never came

gimme more pls

never to that ugly whore
yuk
fucking random tattoos look like shit

yes please

Here you go

Look up Ivory suicide.

Almost everyday, sometimes twice a day. 3 or 4 times for a few days if I work with this one chick.

Its all I do in between the homicidal fantasies. I find it takes away the tensions of the day.

I masturbate AT LEAST once a day, no more than two though. I also have sex probably 4 - 5 times a week.

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muchos gracias

I masturbate once or twice every week, if twice, usually on the same day as the first. Not because I don't need it that often, but I noticed that I get more shit done when I have sexual tension built up; I have to put my focus on something else entirely

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5 to 15 times a week, usually 7-9.

once to twice a day. m

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fapping is a degenerate activity. So, I fap whenever my gf is not up for the down low.

>people posting they jack off less than 5 times a day
Fucking normies

7 -10 times a week

always the same, no matter I have girlfriend or donĀ“t

B-b-but I need the scent of a woman to get off user.

I don't

Almost every day. Usually right after work.

I'm always fapping, OP.
Even now.
I fap to your trap threads
I fap to rekt breads,
I fap to gets and I fap to keks.

I fap all day and I fap all night.
I hope, OP, that you think that's alright.

Check'd and rekt

>lack of porn threads being mentioned

So everything besides naked women gets you aroused?

Of course I do. I to am always fapping

Wow that pic is the kind of girls I like. 2002 style

I'm 58 and I'm down to once a day. It used to be 2 to 3 times a day up until about 7 years ago.
I also have sex 4 times a week.

At my age? 2-3 times/week.

I'm married so every fucking day.

I jack off pretty much every time I'm bored. Which is a lot. 5-6 times a day is the average I'd say, never less than 2.

Bump

Hello user, I hear you like to drop bombs

Well yeah sure women are great
Always nice for a b8
But I feel like I've seen it all,
M8 you niggers always dropping the ball
I like that midget shit
And the creepy bathroom vids
I like it when you dox those hoes and I can tell their kids
I like it when you trib
With your little tiny Dick
It makes me feel alright about fapping in your drink

Once a day. Sometimes every other day.

Every single day to your mothers pictures

Every day because my gf refuses to touch me.

I have a gf, we have sex around 10 times a week

so i jack off about 4 times a week

with no gf the number goes up to 15-30 times a week

when i was younger, around 20, the number would be like at least 5 times a day, maximum 20 times a day. so i got better.

and before someone asks: yes, often enough it did hurt.

Twice a day, always degenerate submissive shit

At least 40-60 times a week sometimes more. Loneliness can get to you after awhile.

Rookie numbers

Gotta pump those up to stay afloat

Would that be hell, or would that be the best thing in the world since you eventually will cum?

yesterday 3 or 4 times. Some days once. Recently ive been trying not to but I'll just get one day in & forget about my passion for the objective then shitty websites like this full of top tier porn make me fap. Like yesterday.

i fap around 6-7 times everyday, been fapping that much since i was like 7 years old. sometimes i only fap for maybe 3-4 times

this, either a couple of times a day or 0. sometimes a few days off at a time. depends what else I'm doin. if I have a few days off and nothing to really do it just becomes a vidya & fap marathon.

Will do user. But I'll have you know that I once fapped 14 times in one day and that shit hurts. If you ever find something that keeps getting you off no matter what RUN or you'll have blisters and will be cumming blood.

faggots post about losing testosterone when you cum, if that shits true you're gonna be fucked mate kek

if anything your testosterone levels go up after fapping, there's coaches who would tell Olympic athletes to have sex or masturbate before an event in order to raise their test.

On average once a day. I'm 28 and have been doing this since I was around 11 or 12. I used to beat off more back then.

+1 on this. Beating off kills testosterone is a bullshit myth

Well shit you pierced my laziness & I looked into it. Apparently ejeculating to what has been termed "sexual exhaustion" can you make it harder to utilize testosterone, but it in no way affects test levels. Cheers you masturbation bandit, slap away.

I wonder how often a feminist would masturbate....

used to do it once every day. Now, about a year later i do it like twice a week because i realized the orgasm is much better that way

What about the femanons?

I'm currently on day 3 of NoFap trying to kick my porn addiction. I can't go complete cold turkey, so I'll watch porn and just edge.

every couple days sometimes I'll go a two or three days in a row.

I think the better question is how often do you stop masturbating

>shit - tier trash tattoos. Check?
>dumb nose ring. Check
>hair dyed a fucking retarded color. Check
>other stupid facial piercings. Check

She's so unique just like every other insecure young millennial with daddy issues.

What the hell did you have time for with all that masturbation??

Just seems like it would consume the day and you wouldn't have much time for anything else. Unless you get yourself to cum in like a minute.

Or you know... you could exhibit some self-control and just not jerk off until the next day.

Jesus christ no thanks.

If you were born after 1985 you are a millenial too.