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New Zealand flattened TWICE in one week edition

WEEK 3 FIXTURES:

>16th of November
19:45 Harlequins v Māori All Blacks

>19th of November
15:00 Georgia v Samoa
15:00 Italy v South Africa
15:00 Germany v Brazil
14:15 Heriot's Rugby Club v Emerging Italy
14:30 England v Fiji
14:30 Wales v Japan
16:00 Spain v Uruguay
18:00 Romania v Canada
17:00 Tonga v United States of America
17:00 Scotland v Argentina
17:30 Ireland v New Zealand
21:00 France v Australia
18:00 Chile v South Korea

All times are local.

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Based Ireland

why aren't these times in Official Super Rugby Time? that'd actually be helpful :^)

lean week lads.

>swedish
>gladiator
>rugby player
>qt as fuck
>that ass
>squats more than any of us
Is she /ourgirl/?

You'd risk shattering your pelvis if you attempted to smash those glorious buns of steel from behind

I'm not a footfag but I imagine those feet are what they like.

Also using Gilberto

>Heriot's Rugby Club
sounds like a bunch of posh cunts

Australia are probably going to play something between their A and B team, with up to 8 players being rested against France for this weekend.

Apparently Cheika is going all out for the Grand Slam, so he's resting Pocock, Foley, Hooper etc.

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no respect for france

Guess that makes sense. The Auntumn Internationals are good fun and all, but you don't get silverware for them. France are notorious, at this point, for injuring players.

which hemisphere is winning the series so far?

Western

>France are notorious, at this point, for injuring players
I know but why is this?
Dirty players? Don't shy away from contact?

>squats more than us
Speak for yourself mLXXX

England going to continue to STOMP MUDDA FUKKA

not even any reference points but she looks about 4ft10, disgusting

spaghetti

I think it's frustration. France used to be the fanciest players in Europe. They were fast and they passed better than anybody else. Now they're strategy can be summed up as "Wales but bigger and slower".

It's gotten so bad that Italy can seriously compete with them. So now they just beat the shit out of other teams to vent their anger.

>using michael hooper reaction images on other boards and they ask wtf is wrong with his face

The best one (us)

I always watch our games with France through my fingers. In the 2015 Six Nations, they seemed to be more concerned with injuring Sexton than winning the game, in the World Cup, >we lost O'Connell, O'Mahony and Sexton against them, and in the most recent game we lost Dave Kearney for the rest of the Championship, McCarthy out for over six months and O'Brien only just came back (though O'Brien wasn't hurt by the French, he just collapsed on his own).

ITT: Best players never to get capped internationally

They don't know the Hoopmeister

Rome: Total War just went on sale lads, think I'm going to get it

But can I justify spending 2.24 on a game?

best 2.24 you'll ever spend

>tfw wagecuck

So Aussies, are you lads actually good or shit at rugby? >You seem to have been flip-flopping between the two all year, and I want to know what kind of form the team that >we face in two weeks will be in.

>gladiator
>not gladiatrix

Kek. Back to your bricklaying job Keith.

It's hard to tell. The wobs are incredibly inconsistent. They took the ABs down to the wire in bledisloe 3 until about 60minutes then disintegrated, were strong against Wales and shit against Scotland. They don't put in a consistent performance week to week and it's hard to k ow which team will show up before a match.

mate, France beat Australia twice while Saint-André was in charge

that should tell you everythin you have to know about them

Jimmy g

If he was from any other nation he would've been capped.

I honestly thought he was going to get a contract with Connacht when he left Leinster, just to add another Irish qualified player. He's been really good for Wasps though.

Remember all the casual Leinster fans who were convinced he was the root of all their problems, and thought Mr Consistency himself, Ian Madigan, should be starting every game at 10?

...

Is japan NH?
Do the Barbarians count as SH?
Do we count the Maori AB's?
Do we count clubs and tier 2 and 3 nations?

If yes to all those SH is winning. If no look it up and work it out yourself.

Forgot to add NH vs NH doesn't count as a win for NH in my counting either

yes
maybe
nah
yes

>Remember all the casual Leinster fans who were convinced he was the root of all their problems
That's what makes his rollocking success at wasps all the funnier.
Pitty he missed that drop goal against toulon in the quarters though.

Based. Half of her weight is in her head as well.

Are the Irish the worst example of "fairweather fans" in the rugby world?

They're down there lad.

We also put 53 and 59 points on you guys, in two of the other games under him.

i could heem bod if i wanted to

My sister could heem that manlet m8.

i could 'heem' your sister m8

I could "mate" your sister heem.

Got a date on Thursday evening lads. Close to the weekend so I must be fairly high up her options list.

The secret is to show up still wearing your suit from work and slightly drunk, so she knows you're wealthy but also she needs to work hard to get you.

The secret is to have prepared conversation topics, so there's no awkward silences. We'll start with a couple of givens:
- rugby
- Sup Forums

- ex-girlfriends
- reddit
- memes

I knew /rug/ wouldn't let me down. Thanks for the topics lads, should I open with "BOD is overrated and shouldn't run his mouth on twitter" or "My last girlfriend was tight and really shy, so I barely ever got all 9 inches in, knowwhatimsayin"

Tell her you just had a massive BOD in a fancy restaurant to test the waters m8.

Ask her if she wants date A or B, then either fuck her in a disabled toilet or rape and murder her in 2013 and get away with it.

dont forget to discuss the recent humiliation of the australian cricket team
that'll really get her dripping mate

Ask her if she would prefer a forward who runs like a back, or a back who eats like a forward, then hold eye contact for an uncomfortably long time while you wiggle your eyebrows up and down.

Or option C, the "big strong Aussie male" Special i.e. throw her off a balcony then get a pizza.

Ha, did tostee make the news in NZ? Did no one ride a pig that week?

Wouldn't it be ride a sheep? Missed opportunity 2bh. Poor execution.

I felt that joke was too obvious, and like, obviously someone rode a sheep that week, it's fucking NZ.

See how I set that joke up in advance, knowing that you'd take the bait like a fucking rube? They don't teach that, it's instinct. Get on my level.

Haha yeah wicked

His victim was a NZer, so of course it was news you fucking dullard.

>his victim

Nice narrative you have there. Be a shame if a trial was held and it was found that he was not guilty and the girl was just a mental case who jumped off a balcony.

>Girls
>Not all being mental cases

Mate if we couldn't fuck them, we'd be stacking them ten-deep at the dump.

Good rugby discussion as always, southern friends

since /rug/ is LITERALLY a kiwi general, where ye even discuss dairy farms of all things, and since ye cowards LITERALLY disappeared after we beat ye I think you're fair weather fans desu

but you are right, no one cares about rugger bugger here

>poms are up

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>No one cares about rugby here
Sweet, get the fuck out of /rug/ then.

nah we're the best team in the world and we OWN /rug/

Mate, I don't even believe you own a decent pair of shoes.

Shut the fuck up, insect.

What's irritated your vagina statschink?
BTFO by Krazy again?
Need a hug?

i dont ;_;

Mate I've got like 4 pairs of good shoes?

What size are you? I could give you a lend.

umm 8

Ahh jesus lad you're a bit small.

Don't think mine will fit you.

kek will footlets ever learn?

thanks mate

Whats with the fucking state of these tours.

>NZ aren't playing England at all, instead they're playing like Italy, France and USA
>Canada are playing Ireland and France, instead of tier 2 nations.
>Fiji are playing England and France.
>South Africa are only playing 3 games, while Arg, NZ, and Aus are playing 4 or 5 (and extra games against BaaBaa's and Euro clubs)

Why can't we have 4 best NH teams vs 4 SH. Scotland and Italy can play the almost-theres like Georgia, Samoa, Japan.

>earning the right to go wide
>utility back
>rangey blindside
>second playmaker

because they're a proud povertyball nation, Argentina pull the same shit

kek, remember the rugby world cup pool draw NZ landed in last year?

>Webb
>Sam Davies
>Amos/Giles when he stops being a defensive liability
>Scotty
>Ben John
>North
>Liam
We could have a really exciting backline, but we insist on picking donkeys like 1/2p, cuckbert and Dr Concussion

>Scotland and Italy

You've been exposed by Scotland twice in the past year m8

how many times did we lose though?

Irrelevant. They're better than Italy, Japan etc

Haha. I give that a solid 8.

I have no clue why Cuthbert was even considered.

15- L.Williams
14- G.North
13- B.John
12- O.Watkin/A.Beck
11- K.Giles
10- S.Davies
9- R.Webb

Tbh

Are we on board with Ireland's bid for 2023?
>I'll unironically be 33 years old at that point in time

Fucking right lad
>based timezone
>good support
>few games likely to be held at other UK venues
>not in some shithole brown country

>Dr Concussion
Fucking hell that's good.

No.
Can you see the pattern?

1987: Eliminated in quarter finals.
1991: Eliminated in quarter finals.
1995: Eliminated in quarter finals.
1999: Eliminated in quarter-final play-offs
2003: Eliminated in quarter finals.
2007: Eliminated in the pool stages.
2011: Eliminated in quarter finals.
2015: Eliminated in quarter finals.

Literally BTFO in Quarters: the Nation.

>Literally who centres

would lose to Italy 2bh

MABs
Samoa
Seth Efrica
Germany
Heriot's
England
Wales
Spain
Romania
Tonga
Scotland
Noo Zilund
France
Chile

they shit all over our current centres though