ITT : We predict future crimes that do not really exist yet

ITT : We predict future crimes that do not really exist yet.

Insterting "intergalactic" or "laser" behind current crimes or weapons doesn't count.

Intergalactic laser rape.

Kek

Burgle-larcen-arsony

Neat!

Transphobia...oh wait...LOL

Masturbating with intent to release seed, it will be called "Daily Genocide"

Thought smuggling.

explain? i'm low iq

Interstellar laser toe theft

Mind datas hacking

Non-synthetic meat-eating

Being white

Trafficking death sticks.

>demfeels

Woman, 22 is raped by android butler in New Upper East Side

Second bank robbery this week in Chicago, suspects determined to be using biological enhancements, 10 police officers dead and at least 20 police drones destroyed

Bus found with 1,000 illegal aliens found in Pacific Northwest Stateship attempting to flee the People's Republic of California.

Explain?? I have Low T

-unauthorized space travel
-launch with intent to enter orbit without permit
-air supply contamination

intergalactic laser race mixing

hyper laser loop theft

Orbital Tresspass

Space burglary
Space murder
Space identity theft
Space assault
Space battery
Public space drunkenness
Domestic space violence
Not converting to space Islam
Disorderly conduct (yep, in space)

plasma sodomy

Jazz and A.W.O.L, that's our team
Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene
When it comes to beats, well, I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Well, I gotta keep it going keep it going full steam
Too sweet to be sour to nice to be mean
Well, on the tough-guy style I'm not too keen
Trying to change the world, I'm going to plot and scheme
Mario C. likes to keep it clean
Gonna shine like a sunbeam
Keep on rappin', 'cause that's my dream
Thank Moe Dee for 'Sticking to Themes'
Now when it comes to envy y'all is green
Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine
Another dimension, new galaxy
Intergalactic, planetary

legit
endangering orbital flight paths
Intent to cause Kessler syndrome
unauthorized deorbit of salvage
breaking the lightspeed limit

Running a cold fusion reactor without the permission of the government.