H-Hey Anonymous~ W-what are you having for lunch today? N-need someone to talk to? B-bored? L-lonely?

H-Hey Anonymous~ W-what are you having for lunch today? N-need someone to talk to? B-bored? L-lonely?

C-come in and have a chat w-with me, Alice3D!

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Tits or GTFO

This

Why do you stutter? Do you have a mental retardation or something?

>b- b-but its c-c-c-cccute if I ca-can't talk r- right! That's w-wwhat real girls do r-r-right user??
Fuck out of here, faggot.

N-not attention whoring, doesn't apply.

Why ehh?

Do you like spider man?

I want Bread!

I'm j-just nervous!

Yes, as long as he d-doesn't take over my t-thread!

B-bread? I have a loaf on t-the counter!

melee.

M-melee?

So your fingers shake when youre typing and your backspace key is broken so you cant fix your retard typing? But that doesnt explain the hyphens.....
So you also have an extra finger that keeps hitting the hyphen key!!!!!
What do i win

W-wrong! I'm j-just a bit nervous is all! Y-you don't win anything if you're wrong! Sorry Anonymous!

A hug.

Alice yer a c-c-cunt

Hi Alice. First time posting in one of your threads. How are you this morning?

I'm v-very well! Just on my lunch at work! How are you today?

d-do you l-like my c-c-channel?

youtube.com/watch?v=rfJoV0rtros&t=28s

Good, now do some butter on this bread.

It's a guy you newfag

Nice dubs. Actually, I'm here to eat cereal and blow my load, then I'll start working. Not sure if you can help me. But hi!

>N-not attention whoring

Wrong

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Sup Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

Hey,
I'm in a pissed-off mood because everybody has tuned out my ranting and raving, at a time where I'd like to be heard. Feel like a lot of people have wronged me, and I'd like to get revenge, although that's probably not the best course of action. Don't really know anymore, just mad.

I love your stuttering Alice, you're the best!

I'm having a pretty good day. I just got a really good mark on a test back. What are you eating?

you go home for lunch? or you work from home?

A-A-AA-A-A-AAALLICEEEEE
REMEBER REMEBERRRRR THAT TIME WHEN, WHEN I GOT COMPLETELY REJECTED

I'm n-not home! Are you out of butter? My vagina begs to differ~
W-what kind of cereal?
Lurk moar
T-Thank you!
J-just some soup today!
N-nope! I'm at work, haha. Though if this weather continues I'll probably work from home tomorrow!
W-when was this?