When are you morons going to start respecting the environment and doing this? paper doesn't grow on trees

When are you morons going to start respecting the environment and doing this? paper doesn't grow on trees

never

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Are you really gonna throw that in with your whites though?

>Paper doesn't grow on trees
Paper comes from trees.

Yeah I know that but it doesn't grow on them

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Paper? We live on the internet, we never see the light of day or socialise or do anything but browse, eat, shit and sleep.
We don't use paper.

Some of us do however, surprise, wash.

What the fuck do you think it grows on, then?

Sorry but I don't want to have to clean shit covered rags. Seems very gross. I'd be more than happy to try out a bidet though, even if it seems a little gay and uncomfortable.

I have a bidet and I only use it when I have horrible diarrhoea, but boy does it work. If your ass is smeared with liquid shit no amount of paper will do the job.

Do you see paper on trees when you go outside? Genuinely curious

yeah, don't harm the trees. Let 3rd world country children unecessarily manufacturing clothes so you can turn it into ass paper instead

I don't think those 3rd world children give a fuck what you do with their sweatshop shirts. they probably were falling apart at the seams when you got them at the store anyways so fuck it.

Your logic is massively flawed and presumptuous and fallacious and utterly retarded

how do you get shit smeared on your ass cheeks? do you clench your buttcheeks tightly closed when you shit so it sprays all over?

pro tip: spread your buttcheeks apart when you are going to blow shit out of your ass

>paper doesn't grow on trees
ITT: shitheads falling for this bait

Always do

How about you stop the name calling and actually tell him how it's flawed instead? Wouldn't that be a lot more productive?

>productive
>on Sup Forums

>presumptuous
Your argument is massively hurr and durr and dididi and dupdidu

and where the fuck do I wash my ass cloth full of feces? in the sink? with my bare hands?

do you know your feces can transmit all sorts of diseases and bacteria and even parasites?

>what is a bucket
>what is outside

Someone knows