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MVP + ROTY Edition

WAS:Kelley has lost yards on just 2-of-60 carries
HOU:Will Fuller optimistic about playing Week 11
NYG:Victor Cruz not expected to play Monday night
CHI:Bears expect to be without Long for awhile
GB:James Starks works as lead back against TEN
SEA:Baldwin leads Seattle to win over Patriots
NE:LeGarrette Blount scores 3 TDs in SNF loss
ARZ:Larry Fitzgerald to have MRI on 'sore' knee
DAL:Cowboys sticking with 'hot hand' Dak Prescott
PIT:Le'Veon ends touchdown drought with 2 TDs
PIT:Ben (408 yds, 3 TDs) dominates in Week 10
PIT:Antonio rolls to season-high 154 yds in Week 10

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First for Kirk Cousins making weird gay noises

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>JFFM actually thought the Giants would win the division over the Cowboys
>he didn't listen to me

second for fuck you, Tiki

>tfw Chargers fan

>the top 3 teams are all in the AFC West

xth for preventing the win sub-edition

lel jets SUCK

who /top 5 pick/ here??

no, they are not

>blaming the defense entirely

PFF grading has me going "Hmmmm"

Grade vs Jaguars – 46.1
Stats – 17/24, 71% comp rate, 220 yards, 9.2 yards per attempt, 4 TDs, 0 INT

Grade vs Dolphins -- 46.7
Stats – 23/44 , 52% comp rate, 326 yards, 7.4 yards per attempt, 3 TDs, 4 INT

Kirk is cooler than scam, don't @ me please

m8 we're half way through the season

Besides even if the Cowboys win the division the Giants or Seahawks will beat them in the playoffs

>brady's first interception is the only throw he isn't doing a checkdown on

The irony is rich

make yourself irrelevant and commit suicide

Will the giants even make the playoffs with an 8-8 record? I told you. You didn't listen.

Agree on this point.

It would be rare to totally rebuild your defense through free agency and expect them to play coherently enough to win the division in the same year.

>brady fags mad because their qb is an unathletic spread offense babby

How's it feel knowing Mariota is transitioning into pro style offenses better than Brady has in his 17 year career

>le dink and dunk man

82 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

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75 Days until the Seahawks get BTFO by the Cowboys

wrong, I'm mad you haven't killed yourself yet, you scum of the earth pedophile

in the pro bowl?

>tfw Dallas fan all my life
>years of verbal abuse, teasing, and losing
>finally have a legit shot at the owl
>will miss all of the playoffs and the owl because I'll be at boot camp

Fucking kek. I kinda like it

>the viqueens have now lost 4 in a row

the pro bowl?

>petty insults from 2 years ago

You still griping about me saying I'd fuck a 15 year old when I was 18 user, you sure are in denial about how bad your qb is and how a pro style throw to a developed route is beyond Tom "System" Baby

Really blows my mind that the shitty Seahawks think they have a legit chance of beating the Cowboys.

Golden "I'll seal their fate with my taint" Tate doomed them didn't he?

Pedophiles have feelings too

Do you think Golden Tate has fucked Staffords wife?

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>Good teams play eachother
>Good ratings

Gee it really makes my neurons fire

Chiefs

>seahawks
>good
lel

>two good teams
>on nationwide television
>expecting anything short of good ratings

if the seahawks and pats arent good, then who IS good in this fucking league?

>literally just giving the ball to the other team

Where do the Jets go from here? They need to replace almost the entire team. They won't be good for a long time

You know what his answer will be.

yes

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We will find out in a couple months lel

>the texans are going to give another shitty team a free playoff win

>mfw not real Tiki

titans are winning the division m8

no

whenever you dominate the aaron rodgers packers like the way the titans did, you are legit

Daring to dream that the Dolphins get the better if their very winnable schedule and make a playoff run.

>Brock Osweiler
>14 of 27 for 99 yards
>99 yards
>a "professional" QB threw for only 99 yards over the course of an entire game

WEW

the absolute madman

you havent been watching the packers this year have you?

Why wasn't the Steelers Cowboys game on primetime?

Why have the Cowboys been shafted in key viewership games all year so far?

the Packers are shit buddy and Aaron Rodgers is burnt out

Also that wasnt meant to be a reply to you

that looks like real tiki to me

it was literally called "america's game of the week" and if that wasn't enough the cowboys literally played in primetime the week before that

>getting BTFO by a leaf

>Be Jets fan
>Actually don't hate Brady or Bill
This is a strange feel. I realized this is how I felt this week watching them play against the Sqwaks. I think coming out to support a friend even when you know the media is going to shit on you for it is pretty based.

Yeah Brady and the organization cheats, but even the fucking Browns do. Joe Montana did. The Jets probably do.

can't decide between zeke & dak for roty/mvp. who do you go with spee?

yeah brady and bill are alright

i just hate their bandwagon fans and kraft for being a cancerous kike owner

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>tfw people thought Zeke was a bust
>tfw some of them were Cowboys fans


Tiki's not real senpai

This was the best part of the game.

does this prove that people over-criticized the seahawks play call in the owl?

seriously teams throw from the goal-line ALL the time in the nfl. It was just a great play by Butler.

Fucking Seattle, they always play up to their opponents

I remember when you guys told me Donta Hightower is elite. You lied.

>Go Giants!

does this nigga watch rick and morty

Alright fellow patsfags, can we admit that Butler isn't that good?

He gets burned all the time

it is over-criticized but to be fair lynch was an objective top 3 rb that season and they deferred to the pass on the 1 yard line

the decision does invite criticism

Literally shitty version of the chiefs

Prove me wrong

Mondays are bitter sweet. On one hand you have MNF, buton the other hand it means there is 6 more days until I can get back to shit posting.

> Dat Nguyens Neck Brace !kh5zTJ9q7I Mon 15 Aug 2016 22:00:05 No.70402144

Holy fuck guys. HOLY FUCK

I cant even begin to describe how hyped I am for this season! Literally everything, EVERYTHING is starting to fall into place for the Greatest Football Franchise in the Super Bowl Era for America's Team, The Dallas Cowboys! They have collectively one of the greatest offenses in the NFL going into 2016 and as it stands right now could be better than The Greatest Show on Turf.

>b-but Cowboys have a shit defense
Listen here faggot, in 2013 the Cowboys had historically one of the worst defenses in the NFL. Since then the Cowboys defense has improved literally LITERALLY every year
>2013: 6645 total yards
>2014: 5681 total yards
>2015: 5570 total yards
Last year The Cowboys had one of the best pass defenses in the league. 5th in passing yards allowed and allowed the 3rd fewest passing TDs all that with some key defensive injuries to their best players.


You may be saying right now, >"But Dat, If Romo gets injured the Cowboys will go 4-12 again"
Let me just say 3 words:
Dak.
Mother-Fucking Badass
Prescott.
Essentially he is a better version of Russell Wilson in every single way
>Smarter
>Faster
>Fitter
>Taller
>Not a cuck

>mfw even the Romo broken collarbone meme injury won't stop the Cowboys from winning the superbowl this year

13-3
3 superbowls in 5 years incoming

He's basically Odell.
Except for the fact that they spell and pronounce their names differently and play different positions.

>Sup Forums is his only board

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are the cowboys and raiders meme teams and what is a meme team

looking at the cowboys schedule they might even do better than 13-3

No, but nothing else quite compares to the shitposting you get to have sunday night on Sup Forums

What was going on through his head?

b-but they haven't beaten anybody good yet

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Lynch was 1 for like 10 that season in goal line attempts though, they even stuffed him at the goal line earlier in that game.

when will the cowboys stop playing high school teams? literally a sub .400 SoS

>Is this real life?

>damn Mariota, I'm having the weirdest boner right now

>Essentially he is a better version of Russell Wilson in every single way
nah, Dak is an O-line/Running game babby. You think Dak is going to get credit when wilson never got it? Think again.

Upon realizing he's not making it to a Super Bowl this season
>god damnit, i'll have to put coming out of the closet on hold until next season. I don't want to be a loser, and a faggot at the same time.

what's wrong with the packers Sup Forums?

Post yfw Denver memecucks the division. Raiders choke against KC and Buncos. Miami wins over NE on 17 and Denver ends up as 1st seed.

It's happening. Cap it.

Dak is better in every way over Wilson and will; have the better career

You could probably plug weeden in on the cowboys and he'd look as good as Dak.

Cap this you faggot
BUILD WALL

He's carried by his team and he doesn't throw more than 5 yards down field (except for that one time yesterday). Dak is basically a black Alex Smith.

They think that all they have to do is show up to beat sorry ass teams like the Titans and then proceed to get punched in the face over and over again. They aren't that good of a team.

Sounds like the Cowboys to me

He's carried by his team and he doesn't throw more than 5 yards down field (except for that one time yesterday). Wilson is basically a black Alex Smith.

wasn't colorado a blue state? fuck off with that shit.