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How's it goin Sup Forums?

Ask a lucky mother fucker, who is cooking slow simmered ribs in his crockpot anything. My entire apartment smells AMAZING right now!

Why don't you buy a sous vide, you useless piece of crap?

Looks good, good job
i would eat it
Femanon here

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Because a crockpot is the gangbang porn of the culinary world. You add a bunch of things that SHOULDN'T go well together, and they magically become something beautiful.

Thanks femanon... Oh yeah and tits or gtfo or whatever.

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>troll here

Amirite?

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> I have no palate and no budget

apple fritters
Shitter Fritters
Shitty Apple Fritters
I will put fritters in your apple shitter
I will lick your asshole with an apple shitter

>fat
>apartment
>slow cooker

slow cooker is literally for poor lazy people. Meat looks like shit.

That's where you're wrong. I just felt like having ribs, and it's snowing outside, so I couldn't BBQ my ribs.

If you've never made 40 hours sous vide ribs then you have no opion

non militant vegan here. looks good

Too much liquid dude. I only add a cup measure of water.

What are you using for sauce?
You got it made. Women love a man who cooks

>>apartment
Someone who is probably NEETing it up in the same bedroom he's had since he was 6, making fun of someone living on his own.

look at this wendys chef trying to implying his cooking skills
>presses 5 on microwave

GROSS! EATING BURNT FLESH IS DISGUSTING, YOU ARE A SUBHUMAN AND I HATE YOU

I envy you, both for having a crockpot and for having ribs.
What spices did you put in with them?

what did you put in there?

There are 6 large country style bone in ribs in that pot. It looks like a lot of liquid but it's really not.

I used 1 1/2 cups of apple juice, and 1/4 bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's hickory style BBQ sauce. Theyre gonna be fall apart tender in about an hour.

sorry you poorfags cant get a house thats both bigger and cheaper than an apt. kek, go play in your parents backyard.

It isn't burnt though user, it's boiled, so it is perfectly palatable for übermenschen.

>Sweet Baby Ray's hickory style BBQ sauce
I rest my case. Enjoy your cheap-assed ribs in store bought sauce prepared in the lowest tier of kitchen equipment.

AAWWWWWWWWWW SHIT, SOMEBODY'S COOKING SOMETHING DELICIOUS! I can only imagine the anticipation you feel as you smell that tender meat slowly simmering in it's own yummy juices. That satisfaction you get from sinking your teeth in perfectly seasoned and sauced ribs is bar none. You lucky mother fucker, OP.

Apple juice and bbq sauce? I don't use that shit to flavor my meat. It doesn't need it. They are so fatty that they are savory by themself. I just use aromatics and maybe some apple cider vinegar, maybe spices or cracked peppercorn. I like to taste the meat, not sauce.

Apple juice... not a bad idea. Apple goes really well with pork. It's also acidic, which will help marinate the meat as it cooks.

Life hack: try peeling off the rib membrane the night before, and soaking them in Dr Pepper overnight. Mmmm

One and a half cups of sugar free 100% apple juice, and 3 ounces of Sweet Baby Ray's hickory BBQ sauce for 6 ribs. I added a tablespoon of seasoned salt, and garlic powder, plus half a table spoon of cumin, and paprika. I'm just waiting till they start to fall off the bone, then I'm gonna make some seasoned rice, and green beans. Add a decent beer, and this is gonna be a great "Cold ass day off dinner"

damn, that looks good

I wouldn't feed that to my fuckin 84 year old dog.

Let the plebs have their moment. They will never know how to be a kitchen god.

looks good

are you the fat retarded fuck from infowars?

You are trolling hard but sorry I agree with this faggot on the flavor pot, not so much the crock pot part.

Those dont look like ribs at all

Shit tier/10. Would not eat. Love your body you fat cuck.

I'm making roast chicken, mashed potatoes, roast sweet potatoes, steamed veggies with gravy.

Enjoy your parents basement fags

And you're a bed wetting pinko commie!!!!!

OP is a faggot who thinks ribs should fall of the bone, you're fucking wrong you worthless faggot

Check my satanic trips people.

I know right? I went to check my mail about a half hour ago, and my neighbor was coming out of her apartment. She just stopped, and started sniffing the air. I think I'm gonna invite her over for dinner. I've been waiting for an excuse to try and get into her pants.

Like I said, women love a man who cooks.
You're in

well you havent seen cooked human ribs before

I remember my first homemade ribs.


Dry rub is the only way

I'd hope not. 1: If your dog is 84 years old, you'd have to bury this deliciousness in order to feed it to him. 2: This shit is too fucking GOOD to waste on a dog of ANY age!

Marinating something you're gonna put in a crockpot kind of defeats the purpose. I only marinate meat I'm gonna grill or broil.

Kinda pointless to dry rub meat you're gonna put in a crock pot isn't it?

I agree with you, ribs to me are best cooked for 6hrs at 225f in the oven covered, then grilled and sauced. If you can handle them without them falling apart

That's kinda the plan. She's been sniffing around my door ever since she kicked her loser xbf out. Now I have an excuse to get her to come in.

I much prefer to cook them on the grill using a mix of charcoal, and hickory chips. But I live in mid michigan, and it's fucking COLD out there, and snowy, so, this is my next best option.

Who uses a crock pot for ribs?

Again, dry rub is the only way to go

Crockpots are for fucking idiots who dont know how to cook or busy people who want something hot right when they get home. Its a terrible cooking device and has very few legitimate uses. You can use a dutch oven and cook things way faster and it will come out better.
None of this mushy nasty overdone garbage that people think tastes good out of a crockpot.

Oh shit, good luck OP. What are you having as a side dish?

Yeah, someone who paid 20 bucks for a crockpot is a real sought-after sexual partner

Hey dude, don't knock it til you tried it. They come out, after 8 hours on low, fucking AMAZING.

If you cook meat on anything other than a charcoal grill you need to kill yourself immediately

this guy sounds pretty butthurt

But dry rub is the only way

>Thinking his opinion on food should be everyone else's as well

Enjoy your inflated ego user.

Its best use is keeping chili hot during football games or at potlucks, to actually cook stuff in it while you are at home is fucking retarded.

Cajun Seasoned rice, and garlic sauteed green beans.

Sour grapes.

Well, obviously its my opinion. Use a crockpot if you want. Waste 5 extra hours with your thumb up your ass waiting for your ribs or whatever else to become insanely mushy I dont give a fuck. IF you were smart you would cook them in the oven at 275 for 3 hours and they would taste much better.

Cooking is a useful skill, and he's just proud of himself.... I hear your mommy calling. Your dinner must be ready too

i have a crockpot and use it to strictly for chili.

You might be right, if $20 is all you can dish out for a crock pot. But I think she's more interested in the fact that I have a steady job, that pays well enough to afford a corner unit, and my own car. Being a certified mechanic for an import specialty shop pays pretty fucking well. I just didn't feel like spending my only day off this week doing anything, so I made ribs in my crockpot instead of hovering over a stove for an hour before eating.

I'm a super fag who cooks dinner for his wife every evening....

I just dont see the point of a crockpot when you can achieve better results in less time with a dutch oven on the stove or in a low temp oven.

Maybe if it was summer and you have no air conditioning and dont want to turn your oven on. Or if you want something hot when you get home from work immediately. Other than that and football parties crock pots have no advantage over a stove and a pot. And if anyone thinks something magic happens in there that can't happen in a regular pot on the stove please kys.

It's a fairly easy way to make slow cooked food though.

>my own car

Jesus, what a pussy magnet. That really puts you ahead

>Being a certified mechanic
Oh God, I might piss myself from laughing

If your busy or lazy they are useful.

The twist is gonna be you murdered someone and are cooking them, isn't it?

Can you do anything with your hands besides type and fap?

>Oh God, I might piss myself from laughing

How's life in gramma's basement treating you user?

Nah... Meat's flavor is primarily dictated by the diet of the animal you're eating. I live in America. If this were human meat, it'd be flavored with bad beer, and shitty fast food primarily. Could you imagine how RANCID that shit would be?

Couldn't change a tire I bet.

Are you actively cooking in your slow cooker with the lid off? Why not just use a pot?

>I can use a machine created by the white flag of the world
>I'm a sophisticated culinary artist
>my favorite show is Master Chef

Nah, I took the lid off just to snap the picture.

Why should I change a tyre when there are povos like this willing to get paid for such menial work in the form of cheap grisly meat?

"buy a sous vide"

I know it properly refers to the technique, not the equipment, but that's how you'll hear them referred to. A water bath, if you like.

Where's the funny image?

It's funny because that says more about you than me

You pull into the shop I work in, and you're paying $98/hr for me to work on your car. I love how plebs like you think a mechanic doesn't make good money. I make 1/3 of the cost of any job I work on.