Red "delicious" apple hate thread

Red "delicious" apple hate thread

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I'm in. Honeycrisp for the fuckin win boi

Who named them "red delicious"?

Gala master race

Whatever jew that sold them.

Honeycrisps are for the bandwagon niggers

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Red delicious? More like, red dumbicious

Yeah fuck them so hard, they look so fucking tasty but i'm allergic and gay so i can't eat the but the green ones look even more tasty because they look fresh and sour so fuck apples in general

greens are better!

Have you ever tried gala apples?

Fuck off niglets you just joined cause I mentioned them. Galas are good too, but in the mountains east of Raleigh where I get my Honeycrisps they come as big as grapefruits.

red delicious can suck my cock

Red delicious apples are like traps

Gala apples may be a bit smaller, but the taste is perfect, whereas the honeycrips are also pretty good but they sacrifice some taste with size

Jap apple is best apple.

Fuji masterrace

Y'all niggers need to try Opal and Jazz apples.

What the fuck are those

Just look at these beauties. What's on the inside is just as beautiful as well. How could these be anything other than the master race?

>Allergic to apples
are your parents brothers?

fuji sucks ass, envy apples are the way to go

Gala apples are the best faggots

fucking pink lady is the only one you fagtards

+1
This is the right choice and fuck you stupid faggots if you don't agree

fuji for superior 10000 folded nippon semen

fujis arent very good they are like a shitty version of a gala

they make me poo green

This.
No other apple even comes close to the taste of these godlike apples

granny smith green, crisp, tangy, low in sugar, delicious. everything else is too sweet.

Bramley/Cox tangy>sweet

>2017 AD
>not eating pears

You fucking plebs disgust me

Don't mind me I just came to post this superior fruit.

So many fucking morons in this thread. I bet you fags glaze your apples with cum. Red delicious is the choice of kings.

Pinklady master race

>No green apples
>No green text
>No green anything

You're all faggots. We need to be supergreen.

Granny smiths, and honeycrisps are the best

>mountains
>east of Raleigh

I live in Raleigh and what the actual fuck are you talking about?

Wtf cunt fuck you delicious's are the best!! You obviously have some kind of mental impairment if you can't pick out a good apple

I'd rather eat one of those wax display apples than a fuckin red delicious. Why tf do schools only have these abominations?