Hey b-tards someone accidentally texted me, dubs decides what we send back

Hey b-tards someone accidentally texted me, dubs decides what we send back.

Roll

bump

Tell em to get pink hair dye

and then ask for when the party is

Reroll


Give us the number

Do we have cocks, I know Sasha loves cocks

"yeah. I'm actually kind of busy right now so can you just take the lead on this and I'll meet you there?"

winrar

WINRAR

Tell her that she shouldn't get hair dye and she should get her a vibrator

Naaa i have a better idea here (send link of a site where you can buy giant black dildos)

Oh shit thats next

...

Delivered

look at op not being a fag

"also, thinking about the guest list and not sure about the location v number of people. thoughts?"

reroll

This

Reroll

btw i slept with your father

And now this...

"Also, this is not a joke, I'm meeting up with an old man tonight so if you don't hear from me please go to the police"

abandon thread..

I got her one of these, think she'll like it?

send a dick then cancel cell service

stupid bitch

"Now, listen you dirty whore. TITS OR GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

soo are we gonna meet there or not?

No, not at all.
Now we know Karlie's number.

send dick pick to this Karlie person
only reasonable thing to do now

"Wait what? Are yo fucking me over? Is this what this is? You said sasha would be ready for me... WITH purple hair dye, this isnt a fucking game, ill call the cops on you for child trafficking sasha if you fuck me over cunt"

...

Message Karlie and tell her the party is cancelled.

oh shit...

reroll

Send this.

rereroll

rerereroll

rererereroll

This.

With the message, "Shaving makes it look bigger"

WINRAAAAAAAAAR

winrar

Hang on guys

WINRAAAAR.

Go OP!

Ok so this happened...

Send pic of asshole/cock and balls to this person

Send dick pic to karlie

DO IT FAGGOT

My friend went haywire on the replies

Alright guys I've lost all control my friend is doing all the texting now.

Aaaaaaand now he's been blocked....