Protagonist beats some bad guys

>protagonist beats some bad guys
>the villain starts clapping

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>did you hear that?
>no
>exactly.

>over my dead body
>I was hoping you would say that

>point gun at someone's head up close
>they just swipe it away...

>we can do this the easy way or the hard way
>why do they always chose the hard way?

>2 people having an argument
>person 2 walks away
>person 1 calls their name and flails their arms instead of going after them

> you don't like me and I don't like you, but we...

>struggle over gun
>shot goes off and they look at each other
>it ain't me starts playing

>you dropped this
>t-thanks

>it didn't have to end like this

>frogposter posts a situation
>shitposters clap

>takes a puff of a cigarette
>exhales
>smoke doesn't come out

>start frog thread
>first 10 replies are all me

>bad guy pointing a gun at hero
>enough distance between them that hero has no chance to do something
>bad guy realizes that he has to lose so he steps close enough for hero to disarm him

works the other way around too

>dumb frogposter

>time for plan B
>whats plan B?
>RUUUN!

>autist comes to Sup Forums
>calls someone dumb

>what's plan B?
>there is no plan B

>what's plan B?
>you tell me

>we caught the bad guy and have him locked, so he can't possibly escape
>shit, there's like 40 minutes left
>quick someone act incredibly stupid, so he can get away

>Character explains wormholes by folding up a piece of paper and poking a hole through it with a poen

>main antogonist watches as the hero plows through 15 goons despite having a gun pointed at hin
>puts gun away after they are all dead for an ebin fist fight
>protagonist destroys him instantly

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>villain hanging from cliff
>heo saves him
>villain pushes him off the cliff immediately after

>if you wanna get to him, you gotta go through me
>gladly

>we need a helicopter evac now!
>helicopter is shot down or crashes just before protagonist and co gets inside

>huge chase
>hero catches up to villain who has a gun already drawn on him
>villain shoots hero
>hero falls
>villain gives huge menacing victory speech to the hero's waifu
>as villain's back is turned, hero gets up
>villain turns around
>hero says "heh, and my doctor always said smoking would kill me..."
>grabs Zippo out of short pocket
>bullet lodged in it

name 5 flicks, 3 kinos, 2 off-broadway musicals and 1 shadow puppet show where this happens

you guys watch shit movies

>it could be a trap!
>I'm counting on it

>you sure this plan will work
>I HAVE NO IDEA

>it's a hoodkino

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>Protagonist A gets possessed by a spooky ghost
>Protagonist B, "The Devil is a liar!!" Slaps Pro. A
>Protagonist A, "That's gonna leave a mark."
>Protagonist A, B, C, and D all change tampons.

>Bad guy promises he'll release the hostages/protagonist if he completes a task
>They complete the task
>"Well done..." turns to henchmen "Now take them away."
>"You said you'd let me go!"
>"I lied!"

>main characters funeral
>watches from afar and puts sunglasses on before walking away

>the FBI is up my ass, de-tec-tive!

>give me one good reason why i shouldn't kill you right now!

>If I pull that off will you die?

>post yfw dumb fredposter is finally gone for good

>big guy boards plane

FOR YOU

>main villain has lawyer/accountant that follows them into shady meetings instead of consulting them the day prior in the safety of an office

>main protagonist does something funny

>i need two years
>you have two picoseconds

My god yes. Every fucking time, stupid fucking generic analogy every time it's explained.

Are you a physicist too?

underrated

That's the only way to do it though

>estimate that task is gonna take a day
>tell boss it's gonna take four
>he says it needs to be done in three
>finish it in two and a half
>be hero

>I HOPE YOU HAVE A PLAN B!
>I'M WORKING ON IT!

Thank you Phillip Morris®, for saving my life and helping to create some of life's most relaxing moments.

BWEEEEEeeeeee
BWEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee

>character goes to germany or france
>doesn't get killed by muslims

>movie takes place in 1340 AD
>guy in the background wears clothes that weren't areound until 2 years later
I swear to god, they actually WANT me to go on a shooting spree

>movie is about to end
>it's sunset
>MC gets in his car
>"""antagonist""" talks to him from the outside
>"you know they'll come after you, they'll never stop"
>"I know"
>MC drives away
>match cut to grill in passenger seat of other car
>driver talks
>grill gets sad
>"where are we going?"
>"we're going home"
>MC drives off into the sunset
>youtube.com/watch?v=B9py0JOLpDc
>end credits
>mfw

How did the frogposters win?
I thought we were purging them from Sup Forums
If you had asked me a few months ago I would've said they were pretty much gone for good from this board
What the fuck went happened

>historical movie set in medieval times
>industrial made clothes from modern materials and with perfect stitching

>I hope you have a plan B
>That was plan B

>antagonist is highly advanced robot
>implodes when confronted with circular reasoning

>good thing were locked in here
>thing suddenly shows up in there

>That WAS plan B

>What's plan B
>That WAS plan B

The Man From Nowhere?

>something goes wrong
>alright, what's plan B?
>THAT WAS PLAN C

>ANY film that has a long ass scene of the character(s) just doing shit while music plays

>Two guys pointing guns at each other in a stand off
>One just doesn't shoot the other dumb fuck and be done with it

>RLM video
>Jay says normie

>good luck
>you're gonna need it!

>victim runs
>killer walks
>killer catches up to victim

>Whats plan B?
>That was plan B
>Itaintme.wmv starts playing

>people fly to jungle on helicopter
>itaintme.wmv plays

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>So what's plan B?
>That was plan B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z!

>"HANG ON TO SOMETHING!"

>it's morning
>character is eating cereal
>character is wearing white tank top and striped boxers
>character is watching '30s cartoons from tv