WE WUZ ASIANS N SHIET: The movie

WE WUZ ASIANS N SHIET: The movie

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wtf is this shit nigga it was built to keep the damn mongols out not godzilla

nigger free kino

Educate yourself redditor

hubpages.com/education/The-White-Tribes-of-Ancient-China

Looks great.

>minority tribe in China
>relevant

so is legendary just this chink movie factory now?

>what is genetic drift
>what are recessive traits made prominent in isolated populations
>what is a badly written article

chinese movie, if they want to feature white actors i don't see what the problem is

matt damon's grandfather is finnish. I don't see any problem with this

t.finland

Since Hollywood hates the white man I'm surprised that they put one as a lead considering you can't find anymore a single movie with a white straight man and everything has to pander minorities that right now are the ones in charge of everything.
Considering that they will probably hope it fails so they can blame again the White Man for everything and keep murdering them on the streets.
These are dark times for us, an unprecedented pogrom against the white men

Looks entertaining tbqh

That's true though. The "race" caucasian contains phenotypes from essentially all other races.
Caucasian is the pinnacle of human evolution.
The CREAM of the crop if you will.
Come at me.

>those YT comments

Christ, it's either just Trump or racebaiting shit

white liberals need a white liberal protagonist that enters the savage foreign world to clean up their mess

They'll probably explain why there's a white guy there unlike all the movies set in Europe where black people just happen to be there.

>1700 years to build
>what were they trying to keep out?
Something so immensely slow that they could literally just walk away from it.

Also,
>hiring white guys to play the strong men and leaders
>Qt asians to play the women
Delicious.

>Caucasian is the pinnacle of human evolution.
>has the highest case of skin cancer among all races

cdc.gov/cancer/skin/statistics/race.htm

Aaayy.

>What is DNA?
Dude, these kind of retarded ideas are obsolete now with.

>In years 2009-2015, the remains of in total 92 individuals found at the Xiaohe Tomb complex were analyzed for Y-DNA and mtDNA markers.

>Genetic analyses of the mummies showed that the Xiaohe people were an admixture from populations originating from both the West and the East. The maternal lineages of the Xiaohe people originated from both East Asia and West Eurasia, whereas the paternal lineages all originated from West Eurasia
Meaning they came from Europe, and some took local wives.

Not to mention the later Tocharian people in that area spoke an Indo-European language.

If the chinks want to be cucked by Matt Damon and they pay for it, I don't see the problem.

Hell the whites have been paying to be cucked by blacks for years.

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>Africans - Sickle cell anemia
>Asians - Can't hold their alcohol or see without surgery
>Arabs - Everything
I agree. Cancer is a terrible illness.

Is this any good? I've meaning to watch it.

>Good
No
>entertaining
Sure.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tocharians

So being a minority, they can`t make a career in the army? HOW RACIST OF YOU! YOU WANT TO KEEP MINORITIES DOWN! YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER!

Well the Arabs weren't that shit in at the beginning, but more than one thousand years of marriages between first cousins under the islamic tradition, have fucked up their gene pool beyond hope of recovery.

If you saw them in real life you would dismiss them as central Asians. Funny how people magically become "white" when it fits white supremacist narrative

>mongols with dragons
how the fuck did china survive long enough to build a wall

>or see without surgery

You do realize that the epicanthal fold doesn't make the eyes smaller and all races have the same size of eyes, right?

>a minority lead

Gee, I wonder why this mostly never happens in America.

You do realize that squinting reduces your field of vision and the amount of light that actually reaches your retina, right?
It directly impairs your eyesight.
Having said that, I was just being facetious.

People don't know this because it's been suppressed but ancient Chinese people where all white, the people now living there are mongol invaders.

They were blonde and red headed people who spoke an Indo-European language with genetic origins in Europe.
"white" is a pretty subjective term, but you know what he means.

>Berber = Black Africans
please.

>Is sickle cell a "black" disease? No. Contrary to popular perception, the gene variant that causes sickle cell disease evolved as a result of its surprising upside – malaria resistance. In the malaria belt regions of Africa, the Middle East, southern Europe and South Asia, this gene variant flourished because the benefits of malaria resistance outweighed the negative impact of sickle cell disease.

>Why does sickle cell seem to afflict blacks the most? Sickle cell is found more frequently in persons of Middle Eastern, Indian, Mediterranean and African heritage because those geographic regions are most prone to malaria. The gene variant for sickle cell disease is related to malaria, not skin color.

>As you can see on the maps to the left, the colored regions showing the incidence of malaria and sickle overlap very closely – where there is malaria, there is sickle cell. However, the map showing distribution of skin color does not follow the same pattern – there are places where darker skin does not necessarily correspond with malaria or sickle cell.

Their eyes aren't squinted though. The eye shape is different but it's the same size and field of vision as any other eye.

quora.com/Why-do-Asians-have-a-different-eye-shape

Educate yourself.

And white skin was developed to absorb vitamin D in northern climates where harsh sunlight wasn't a problem.

Evolutionary traits have benefits in their native regions that might not be useful in others. What's your point?

Yes, and ancient egyptians were a race of BLACK supermen who had 15 inch dicks and kept all the white women to themselves using space pyramid magic developed by BLACK scientists

KILL WHITEY!!

Leading to more susceptibility to skin cancer in areas where it's not snowy and there's more sun.

"Evolved" race indeed.

Yeah, man. I already knew that.
It's a good thing that so many white and asian people developed in those regions or your comment and the point you are trying to make might have seemed entirely irrelevant.
>Asians don't have squinty eyes
Alright then...

I'm here to post this to complain that I think if the setting is in asia they should've just had an asian lead. Why not get the guy who played the navigator in Star Trek? I wish I knew a better name for him, but it's either that or Harold.

The guy from Tokyo Drift, and Fast Five could've been decent too. I wish there were more asian actors.

>Taking racism on Sup Forums at face value
C'mon son. No need to get buttblasted.

>Chink director
>chink company
>chin China
>chink crew
>chink money
>chink casting director
>white protagonist
I see NOTHING wrong with this diversity-faggots.
They wanted to cast a white man and they got a white man.
What's so bad about that?

Like how having sickle cell isn't that great in dry or colder climates were there there aren't mosquitoes and they are left with just the downside.

>>Asians - Can't hold their alcohol or see without surgery
>see without surgery

And other things that white people think are valid questions, like:

>Do asians people see everything in widescreen?
>Do Asian people have worse vertical peripheral vision than other people?
>if evolution is real why do asians have slanty eyes?
>Are Asians bad drivers due to bad peripheral vision/coordination, is it cultural, or are they inexperienced?
>Do Asian people have decreased peripheral vision?

>Getting koreans or japanese to play chinese
Yes. I'm sure that would have gone over huge in the asian markets.

see If you live in those places, you'd get more sickle cell diseases too.

I'm not pissed that you took the bait literally, I'm pissed that you posted that annoying cunt.

or the hilarious downside of being white in a place like Australia

Bring back Jackie chan ;_;

It's a Chinese production, not a Hollywood production.

He too old now. He don't want no trabble.

But of all the white men, why Matt Damon?

I don't you've ever actually been to australia.
It's a big place with a very varied climate.
Australia isn't 100% outback with searing summer heat.

Because he knows that the new Bourne is crap, so he wants to make some money in Asia before his career is over.

Chinese women cannot resist the BWD, that's why WHITED is the most popular pornography brand on the mainland.

I am in Australia

Skin cancer is a big thing here'

The worst place for cancer?

Fucking Tasmania

and its snowing there

He epitomizes every last stereotype of whiteys. Clueless but means well and a bit slow on the uptake.

It's the same thing Koreans ask of this guy.

I doubt I would personally.

But let me explain this as simple as possible, since I'm guessing you're reading at a 2nd grade level.
Yes, each group of people developed traits that were beneficial in their areas.

Living in Sweden having sickle cell isn't going to do much for you, other than maybe shortening your life span, and luckily white people will be able to give you vitamin D supplements. While being some blonde haired Swede living in the Devil's ass crack might lead you to catch Malaria or cancer.

They are genetic trade offs. I don't really think having sickle cell is a god tier development and being able to take in more vitamin D is shit.
But I'm Mediterranean and don't really have either.

>It's a Chinese production, not a Hollywood production.

it is a hollywood production but filmed in China. Virtually all the behind the scenes people are hollywood. They brought in a chiense director for the project "to make it authentic".

He's filming a movie in Straya as we speak.

I'm asking why the director chose him not why Matt Damon decided to do it. If Damon is desperate for money, he could just go to Japan and do commercials for the rest of his life.

Yeah but that has nothing to do with being white. It's because you're in the motherland of cancer, ya cunt.

>While being some blonde haired Swede living in the Devil's ass crack might lead you to catch Malaria or cancer.

Actually, data suggests that whiteys should've never left the Alps. Or avoid those tans. I mean damn, y'all getting skin cancer left and right.

>suddenly monsters

This is like Aronofsky's Noah

I wonder if Chinese people watch Anime or if they are still butthurt over Nanjing

>Yeah but that has nothing to do with being white.

Data here says otherwise.

Luckily humans, well outside of black Africa, rely on science and our brains to conqueror or work around nature. It's probably stagnated evolution, though.

They plagiarize that shit something fierce (as expected).

And so it begins. Now that China has purchased half of Hollywood, get ready for a lot of crap like this coming out. "Chinakino" is upon us.

>our brains to conqueror or work around nature

I love how ironic this sentence is.

The young generation worships japan

Here. I want you to take one grain with every post you read over the next few months.
Doctor's orders.

Good thing he's not white or else he'd suffer from skin cancer.

Mmkay. Thanks, user. Have a funny story.

The saltiness is over at your end, my tripfriend.

WHAT THE FUCK

>People with sickle cell are literally born with a detriment unless they live surrounded by mosquitoes
>white people have a higher chance of developing skin cancer if they go to areas with a shitload of sun and for some reason don't wear clothes or use sun screen
Yes... that certainly is the same thing.

Also starring obyeron martel and Willem Dafoe.

> The young generation worships japan

Always knew the Chinese were cucks, their men sitting idly by as Ryu and Haruki plow their wife.

>mfw the Americans all kill each other off in a massive race war leaving only the Eurasian peoples to rule the earth

Wew lad. I hope for your sake that you are deliberately misunderstanding.

lolwut

>Implying they wouldn't ensure that the rest of the planet got fucked up in the process

>white people have a higher chance of developing skin cancer if they go to areas with a shitload of sun

But that's everywhere that doesn't snow all day. Hence the amount of white male NEETs populating Sup Forums.

>FUCKING NIGGERS JUST MAKE YOUR OWN FRANCHISES INSTEAD OF TAKING TRADITIONALLY WHITE ROLES IF YOU WANT MORE REPRESENTATION IN HOLLYWOOD
>White guy starring in Great Wall of China movie? DUDE WHO CARES STOP GETTING SO TRIGGERED LMAO
stormblr logic, everyone

Stormfront has a Tumblr and it hasn't been taken down?

>But that's everywhere that doesn't snow all day
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
If anything, snow makes it more likely that you'll get high doses of uv radiation as it gets reflected back at you from the ground as well.
Being up in the snowy mountains for instance gets you easily sunburned because of snow, clear weather and a higher elevation.
It's the location on the globe that matters.

If there were niggers and women in those roles, you would be hailing this film as the greatest ever. Admit it, you give two shits about historical accuracy, you are pushing for black supremacy because muh social justice.
And since you brought the subject, post pics of Tocharians and we can compare.

>You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

The data about skin cancer occurrences doesn't lie.

Also, you can always avoid places with mosquitoes. You can't avoid the sun unless you're a NEET (but who am I talking to, tho).

>stormblr

kek

>The data about skin cancer occurrences doesn't lie.
Hey, nice deflection. That was totally the point there!

>You can't avoid the sun
Are you actually a nigger living in a mud hut right now?
What the fuck are you talking about? Have you ever heard of houses? Roofs? Clothes? Cars? Sun screen? Hats? Sun glasses?
What about night?

It's not our fault we adjusted to less sunlight, harsh conditions making sure the intelligent survive. Instead we could have been in mud huts.

Implying this makes a decent amount of money here in America, will Sino-American cinema be a thing in the future?

Why do black people get so mad about what China does with Chinese properties

there´s shitloads of bad action adventure n horror movies. i believe americans buy anything and do not have taste. your sense of morality is if american kills everyone it´s a good movie and about justice. only a literal patriotic retard would eat that shit up

>white people hurt by sunlight
>genetically predisposed to evil
Truly white people are monsters.

>White people can change their skincolor over a few days to adapt to high intensity radiation
>Black people still can't get a job

>implying Matt Damon is not at least partially azn

He's a Mongol descent.

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