Questions for the virgins out there, especially the 30+ virgins with wizarding powers...

questions for the virgins out there, especially the 30+ virgins with wizarding powers. What's stopping you from hiring a hooker to take your virginity? so that you're no longer subject to the shame

don't have to be a virgin to figure this out, come on.

it's not about the detail of having your penis inside a moist vagina. It's about validation from a girl being genuinely attracted enough to have sex with you.

If you pay them, the only thing they are validating is your money. This is all about self esteem and self worth.

Which is stupid but hey, human nature and we're on Sup Forums here, so aint gonna start debating that.

I guess i'm too scared, same with suicide, i guess it's a waiting game until i decide fuck it (literally) for both.

Imo virginity is overrated and so is sex to some extent, I agree with your points but the whole "I'm a virgin" thing when you're 20+ is commendable especially when you hit wizard status.

That's the face of a man fucking two pornstars, but is in love with the fluffers.

>hooker
With my shitty poor luck as it is,why would i go in to the lions den and try and get a hooker that isnt a cop?

I'm sure it's because they can't afford it or know where to even look

Just take a trip to Canada. Prostitution is legal

But then id have to go in to canada...

I'm a virgin, I'm pretty attractive and 30. I have had pussy thrown at me but the self discovery kinks that I need to have an orgasm scare me to even bring into sex.

To orgasm I literally NEED to have something in melt ass rubbing me, I have had numerous hand free orgasms. I also feel not the least bit attracted to men and I am no fag. Idk how I'd approach this subject with a new GF

Are you me?

to be honest, I don't think I am capable of handling sex with anyone at this point in my life.
I heard that in Japan there's sex counseling, but I think that's meant for people already in relationships and who are younger than me, so what's the point?
I've cybered with some girls I met on Tinder before, maybe that's the extent of what I'll ever get.

I am not a virgin and have never had sex with a virgin. My advice: wait until you find the right one that is also a virgin. Don't throw it away on some hooker because it might devastate your future S.O.

I know the fact that my current girlfriend has had sex with another man kills me. And we both would do anything to take it back because I lost mine to someone else as well.

Take pride in your virginity. And hold on to it as your future spouse would hold onto theirs :/

Cmon bro, if you're worried you'd be bored or lonely convince a friend to go with you sometime, or couch surf with someone

>friend
>Sup Forums
>friend
>Sup Forums
>friend
y u do diz :(

Buy an 18 inch dildo. When you and your new girl are about to go at it, hand it to her quickly and yell: INSTER IN MY ASS TO CONTINUE

Yuuuuuuuuup

Fucked a chick my first night of university, fucking absolutely soulless. I respect the virgin more than the douche who goes clubbing every weekend.

But for real though, young guys; talk to girls.

Jesus Christ man, 18" no no hell no, I'm talking like 4" man. Have had friends bring up using a toy called the rude boy before but idk

because i have goals

Your goals lack determination, user

Anybody got sauce on this particular video?

I've never had anything more than a passing interest in sex and I'm not a horny guy. I also have zero interest in a romantic relationship, so I just don't think about sex unless someone else brings it up. I'm fine to beat off once or twice a week to normie porn and live a solitary lifestyle. I COULD hire a prostitute, but I don't want to. There's inherent legal and health risks involved and it's just not worth it to me.

I've fapped too much

She has a very delicious looking bung hole

ask hooker to show tits. real hooker will, cop wont. she can get in trouble for indecent exposure.

32 soon, I dont feel ashahamed of it nor do i care anymore. Not especially ugly too, never had big problens with girls ( had quite a few ocasions to loose my v card ). Y not? I was too scared i guess? Dunno, i tend to overthink things like big time. Im retarded like that. Y not a hooker? Have better things to spent my money on.

it seems I have much to learn, and a new
goal to follow.

Thats not how it works in real life. The cop would not be charged for anything, it wouldnt even hit judges desk

Cops are allowed to lie but they are subject to the same laws we are.

Again, maybe on paper, but not in actual life where this shit happens daily. They can lie and do what ever the fuck they want to subvert you excluding using physical harm.

lol it's never gonna last, wanker

I'm only 23 but I don't care at all that I am a virgin, hookers are expensive and it would probably be awkward anyway so I'd rather just jack off

Our shame lies in not being able to get a girl to do it without paying her. Paying a girl to have sex with us won't remove it.

I'm 32 and a virgin and at this point, I might as well hold out for a sympathy fuck.

If I following long enough, you'll break a traffic law eventually. Our dogs can false indicate on a hand gesture, so we're going to search your car whether you like it or not.

Fucking some used up hooker or even a slut doesn't appeal to me and i feel no shame being a virgin.

when you get to your early 20s you find other ways to use that energy.

sleeping with a hooker would cause you to lose your wizard powers, cash, and people will still think you're a loser for fucking hookers

I'd rather keep my powers, ain't no vile succubi gonna steal my mana

>i feel no shame being a virgin.

That's because you never go outside and experience it. But it's there, lingering in the background, which is why you never go out.
>anything to avoid those smirks

almost makes me wish i was still a virgin.

How do I increase my wizard powers?

find other wizards who live near you

>30yo
I'd rather die virgin than paying for sex

it is a long journey of introspection

get a thorough understanding of the basics

But that's only because you don't know what your missing.

When your dead and your invisible ghost walks among the living, watching them fuck, you're going to kick yourself for eternity.

i don't care what people think

>be virgin

>get old

thank you bois

>19 yo virgin here

this

not a virgin. I had sex 9 years ago so you're wrong

...

>excluding using physical harm
you're not from america, this is an american board. gtfo with your eurocuck ways

the law

>33 yo virgin here

I couldn't care less about what people think of me.

I've been called everything in the book, so what else is someone going to say to me that I haven't heard already?

>hurrhurrhurr virgin
Really only teens, and college kids care about that stuff.

You don't even want to try it though? Just for the experience?

38 year old oldfag here.

I'm a deaf autist, a true INTJ wizard.

I'd rather die a virgin than lie with a whale or fugly or feel guilty after getting laid with a woman I don't even love. I'm too socially inept to amount to any-fucking-thing.

I join the Isaac Newton club, perhaps.

How is it supposed to help your confidence that you have to travel to another fucking country and then pay a woman to touch you?

That is a beautiful pristine butthole.

nobody knows youre a virgin but you
Being called something isn't a factor
You're just missing out on something that is pretty decent
Also no, the one of the only things that humans are 100% actually meant to do is fuck
It is actually unhealthy for humans not to have sex

No, it'd be similar to masturbation.
No passion whatsoever.
>It is actually unhealthy for humans not to have sex
No it's not, and I've already stated that I'm a fat fuck, you really think I care about what's healthy or not?

>Also no, the one of the only things that humans are 100% actually meant to do is fuck
>It is actually unhealthy for humans not to have sex

Judging by Sup Forums you're probably right. I mean, I'm sure a lot of traps on Sup Forums started out of sexual fustration and limitless porn.

1. I don't know any hookers.
2. I don't wanna get in shit.
3. Isn't it expensive?
4. STDs might be an issue.

>No, it'd be similar to masturbation.

I'm sure feeling the warmth of another person's body is a little different to jacking off.

find some escorts, you have to pay more but they can give nice gfe

my pride

Similar as in no passion

idk how

Am I the only one who likes foreplay more than actual sex? All this kissing playing feel way better than the intercourse.

>>It is actually unhealthy for humans not to have sex
>No it's no
It is user, the need to procreate and fuck is in the deepest parts of the brain. You being a fat fuck has nothing to do with the biological imperatives of the human body.

that depends where you live. check online, there has to be some sites. That's what I did.
Or go for some holiday where prostitution is legal

It isn't unhealthy though, show me some studies to how it isn't healthy to have sex.

>1. backpage.com
>2. shit for fucking a whore? lol no
>3. $50-$250, more if you want to pay more, skys the limit how much a whore will try to suck out of you lol. never get stuck on one girl though.
>4. Use a condom, always

>pay for the gfe

So not only paying for sex but also paying someone to feign interest in you?

I'm 18 and I'm about to fucking do it .

I have no fucking clue how people can wait until they're 30

I don't see whats wrong with that.

Sup Forums.org/b/

It's because you're young as to why you can't see why people can wait so long

Sup Forums is a degenerate cesspool of underage kids spamming porn threads.

You can't make the assumption that not having sex is unhealthy based off a site full of kids just hitting puberty.

Subject to shame?
I pride myself in my virginity. Go away with your sexual liberation. I want nothing of it.
Sex is to generate progeny only.

How it feels? :3

>Wizard powers or sex with some bimbo?
Give me a wand

Yeah Idk , either I hire a hooker or rape someone, wich ever comes first I guess.

g-good

Sup Forums is a literal base for sissies and traps and their followers.

This is a place full of racists and misogynists and homophobes, yet they're so desperate for human contact, they'd fuck a dude in a dress or become one.

Canada or Nevada pick one

That's Courtney. Russian Asian girl. I've been here too long...

Idk, I suppose that by now I've stopped caring that much about being "normal" / fulfilling / fitting in social norms / accepted myself for what i am (aka socially retarded)
I cant force myself small talk / to talk freely with anyone aside from immediate family, even cousins; so its impossible for me to get to know anybody well enough. I suppose i grew up under a rock and met with too much rejection, there's anxiety and lack of social skills. I think i often make a fairly good first impression but then people perceive me for somebody who feels like he's better/arrogant/boring then weird...
And about whores... Well pretty much what the second post says. soon to be 28

>be me
>16 yo with my first gf
>now I have gf wtf should I do?
>too nervous to say or do something
>FuckThisShit.jpg
>leave that girl with an fb message

NO REGRETS

33yo virgin. I'm on okcupid and Tinder and nothing. I should kill myself

no, buy doll and wait for robots

well maybe it is a hard thing to say but bitches are crazy, you can find one who could enjoy doing that to you.

I'd say meet other geeks but that shit has been commercialized completely and overrun with normies and hipsters.

24. This.
Sex itself is no more appealing to me than masturbation, and I can get myself off without any issue. Hookers are basically community fleshlights that you rent for money. Its masturbating with a sex toy that just happens to have a pulse. Having sex with someone that genuinely wants to fuck you is an altogether different experience that cannot be bought. There is genuine emotion and passion involved, even with complete strangers. Its the same with going to strip clubs. Why would I pay money to look at girls that I am not allowed to touch when I can do the same thing at home, but while fapping? Why would I pay a professional cock carousel to jerk me off with her pussy when I can use my hands for free?

> Be 13
> Fell in love with best friend
> Thought that it was it, deceased mother had said I was gonna marry her.
> She crowded my thoughts and dreams for years
> be 16
> she knew
> I knew she was in love with older bro
> still friends, I really just wanted to fucking spend my life with the most amazing girl in the world
> When I was 17 I found out she had been fucking my brother in secret. In fields and shit.
> She used to joke about it, lied when I would ask her. He lied when I would ask him.
> Fucked me up, shattered my perception of what my future was gonna be.
> Dick and will to live went limp.
> Will to live came back, dick still limp.

TL;DR, got cucked. Broke my dick.

I've had lots of chances and really dysfunctional relationships (as you can imagine) since then. Have no idea how to maintain an erection.

waifu-bot master race

Why would someone give up their wizard powers after waiting so long to gain them?

I would, but I worry about AIDS and prosecution.

i want the first one to be special and magic

how many times do you have to ask retarded faggots

it's NOT about the fking sexual act

It's about being genuinely loved by someone to the point they would let you put your dick inside them without any money and having equal fun in the process.

exactly me

Not ashamed in the first place and don't actually want physical intimacy.

funny that i won't do it ,but every girl i fucked wanted to ... chicks are maybe not the way you think .. don't lose hope