Am I going to die?

Am I going to die?

Is it your period?

Cancer in the ass. From the shapes in the bloodflow I can deduce it's inoperable

I'm a dude and I pissed it

No you didn't, you shat it. Trust me, I'm a doctor

I watched myself pee

No you didn't. You're in shock. It's okay, lots of people go through this

Have you been eating beets?

Have you felt ache while pissing ?

emergency or

There u go

did it burn

exactly how red was it when it came out of your dick

this one time i pissed blood and both my kidneys failed, it was a fun time.

Pink to somewhat super red sometimes

its one of 5 things
A: You ate a lot of beets
B: You ate a lot of rhubarb
C: You ate a lot of blueberries
D: You have kidney disease, tumors, a urinary tract infection, or prostate problems
E: You have mercury poisoning
Hopefully you dont have any prostate problems because being fisted by a doctor is never fun...

It hurts sometimes but not always!

Yes.

Well i can't go to the hospital cause I don't have a car anymore!

Oh well guess I'm going to die

Ah well shit happens

*cough* public transportation/taxi *cough* unless you live in the middle of nowhere, i were you i would just call my parents and ask if they can give you a ride

We're all going to die OP,

you're just going to compete the game faster than the rest of us!

Maybe I won't die
I'll miss you the most

Not if I roll dubs!

Oh....uh... sorry

Everybody dies.