Am I going to die?
Am I going to die?
Is it your period?
Cancer in the ass. From the shapes in the bloodflow I can deduce it's inoperable
I'm a dude and I pissed it
No you didn't, you shat it. Trust me, I'm a doctor
I watched myself pee
No you didn't. You're in shock. It's okay, lots of people go through this
Have you been eating beets?
Have you felt ache while pissing ?
emergency or
There u go
did it burn
exactly how red was it when it came out of your dick
this one time i pissed blood and both my kidneys failed, it was a fun time.
Pink to somewhat super red sometimes
its one of 5 things
A: You ate a lot of beets
B: You ate a lot of rhubarb
C: You ate a lot of blueberries
D: You have kidney disease, tumors, a urinary tract infection, or prostate problems
E: You have mercury poisoning
Hopefully you dont have any prostate problems because being fisted by a doctor is never fun...
It hurts sometimes but not always!
Yes.
Well i can't go to the hospital cause I don't have a car anymore!
Oh well guess I'm going to die
Ah well shit happens
*cough* public transportation/taxi *cough* unless you live in the middle of nowhere, i were you i would just call my parents and ask if they can give you a ride
We're all going to die OP,
you're just going to compete the game faster than the rest of us!
Maybe I won't die
I'll miss you the most
Not if I roll dubs!
Oh....uh... sorry
Everybody dies.