Alright, we need a suggestion from the audience of a big Sup Forums board for you

Alright, we need a suggestion from the audience of a big Sup Forums board for you.
>Sup Forums!!!!!
Sup Forums, okay we're going to do the Sup Forums hoedown! Take it away, Laura Hall.
>youtube.com/watch?v=5iZkz1aRfGs

i got a box of pizza and my greased up shirt
even with a death grip my dick no longer hurts
they nicknamed me janny it feels really great
to get fed hot pockets and get morbidly overweight

Fuck off Greg. Youre awful

mi scuzi
i merely assumed the nature of this was potpourri

Browse Sup Forums and remind-myself just-what-makes this board so shit
See a gen-er-al thread without any-real-discussion in it
But-now I'm posting in this thread and-it really makes you think
How did Sup Forums get this way and how-much-deeper can it sink?

I'm a fan of capefilm, I sure like it a lot
But when I am on Sup Forums, I act like I do not
Pretentious-ness here, is just our board culture
But I am excited, that Keaton is the Vulture

Kea-ton is the Vultuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Went to Sup Forums today, because I felt so l33t
I only found some faggots discussing female feet
The janny decided to prune a thread of mine
and the new ghostbusters still hasn't made a dime

A thousand points to user.

oh boy todays the first day that i make a case
this guy i hunted down was who that set the pace
arriving at the door for him and her to meet
do you see this stool why dont you take a seat

I busted raunchy anus, reeks like niggers and the egg
I almost vomited, the smell wafted up between my legs
The smell was so rotten, it really made me gag
Fuck this thread, OP is a fag

peach looking booty she dont know her worth
no one knew her name until online she came forth
wonder where her butthole is, of this missalice
ill suck her fart, eat her lint, and drink her pussy from a chalice

this ratface singing chipmunk is better than that oink
hng those thighs of hers are thicc and make me go boink
the galaxy in her eyes compared to the one that's glass
are 10 for 10 incomparable but they got no ass

that girl looks like nothing from that her aunt horse
roughest bitch to handle, nurture made her of course
what was the one girl's name was it summer glaucoma
she something something FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE STOMA

These falcons at the cinema are driving my insane
I'm finding it hard to concentrate what CIA is telling Bane
Now one of them is attacking me, it thinks i want its eggs.
But all i really did was reach for my crab legs.

Worth and forth don't rhyme you imbecile

ishygddt
lmao gtfo or show tits
ayy lmao doge says hello
on your knees suck and blow

The flight plan filed with the agency lists me and my men
I post on Sup Forums daily oh god will it ever end?
On this plane you don't get to bring any friends!
I'm in charge of this hoe down its my master plan!

I use words like "kino" when I'm posting on Sup Forums,
And I spout memes and shitpost if an user disagrees!
I love all of Refn's work, I worship every scene,
So now I am a real hero and a human bean

I downloaded a film one day, and no I did not seed
Some lawyers mailed "You better pay!", their threats I did not heed
The film was shit, I deleted it and dowloaded one more
it was way worse than the one before, then the cops burst through my door

I saw a film by Chaplin, that dude with that moustache
man fuck that fucking goofy fuck and fuck that black/white thrash
who cares about dem "classics", ain't gonna waste my time
got better things to do than watch that clumsy hitler mime

Got texted by a cutie "hey, want to watch something?"
She was my best friend's girlfriend, but she swore she'd tell nothing
I fucked her pussy raw while the new Ghostbusters played
it is our secret and i'm pretty glad, i finally got laid

I went to Sup Forums today it really was... grand,
I wanted to see a plane... but it didn't land,
They told me that it crashed because of a big guy for you,
But I would bet that guy wasn't as big as Ryan's shoes

For the longest time I never understood
Why shitposters always get in a rotten mood
But now after all this time, I know what is to blame
Everybody in this thread forgot to read the filename