Walk in

walk in

see this on couch

wat do???

ask if i can borrow his hair product

you must be black

yeah im mixed, curls all over the fuckin place

Is this a joke or faggotry?

what would you do tho?

Be his pimp and make him work in Las Vegas

dont think you'd make all that much

Ask if he still has his head in the game.

kek

Shoot

Why not? old and middle age ladies need loving too

...

Call in the Arab Slave traders and sell him back into slavery

yes i think the ladies would love him

Good call.

point, aim, shoot. one less criminal.

das racist

Ask for his signature and do a High school musical sing-a-long

Would ask him, how it was to fuck OP mom

not racist. why the fuck is he in my house?

maybe you're in his house

nut. no homo.

let him cuck me by having him turn my gf into his fucktoy right before my eyes

>Make him suck my dick at gun point
>Nut
>Force him to swallow
>Slap him in the face
>Call him a faggot
>Tell him to leave or I kill him, take pics, and post on Sup Forums

Spray him with urine until he gets those cheeks of my couch.

My question was never answered!

tell him to get back in the field and pick me a shirt.

He's naked and waiting for you to get home. You won't need to force him to do anything. He'd do anything you tell him to and beg for more.

stab