I'm writing a story where I want one character to go on some wild journey because they fucked up something totally...

I'm writing a story where I want one character to go on some wild journey because they fucked up something totally minor.

What are some stupid, inconsequential acts that could be blown out of proportion in a major way?

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rape

Taking a picture of someone else kid in public

What type of story is it OP? Where is it set? What type of bloke is your character?

Fingering your best friends ass while he sleeps and drawing him a poop mustache

I'm only formulating the basic idea right now; no set yet. Rock opera.

Character is going to be the empathetic type. A teenager who just kind of fucked up.
Not a saint by any means, but not a real criminal

weed smoking

>you draw dick on friends head
>sign it because lulz
>friend leaves party
>Haha he didn't even notice the dick
>friend ends up murdered
>your signature on his corpse

That's actually genius.
Might work from that idea but with something more absurd than a dick

Farting on a train full of feminazis

Nothing's more absurd than a dick

As a teenager, what stupid petty mistakes got you into trouble?
When I was younger, I loved my drugs and my mates convinced me to do some really stupid things. I had a friend who was an excellent lock pick so we ended up getting into lots of places we shouldn't of.
How crazy is this book going to be? I have always wanted to write a fictional book about the drug DMT
Idk, I don't think b is the place to be looking for inspiration for something that should be self expressive.
Good luck brother.

>newsboy in late 1930s Germany
>trying to save enough to leave, knows war is going to break out from his newspapers
>car drives by, demands a paper
> "no fuck you i only get like a penny each for these"
>door opens
>it's Hitler

Go from there.

>about to ask your crush out
>get ignored at first
>user gets shy and immoralized because of being shut down so easily
>becomes a beta for years worrying about how women don't like him
>she had earphones in

Duck penis outranks human dick absurdity by 99999%

>echidna penis master race

>browse internet
>find weird website called 3shan
>has spooky thread about spooky skeletons
>suicide to remove spooky skeleton from body

there's a long as fuck greentext where a dude wiped his ass with a page from a bible at his friend's house and then all this shit happened to him
he became homeless and all this shit

>user Doesn't reply to shitpost thread
>Mother dies
>Goes nuts and thinks Sup Forums did it
>goes to great lengths to track down Moot
>twist ending
>Moot was mom all along

Used ketchup instead of tomato sauce for spaghetti

Christ man, I'm not writing a horror story here

A ducks penis is still a dick