Dubs tells me what to say
Dubs tells me what to say
Have you ever tried a big, hot, juicy black cock?
i'm a friend of yours and i'm in love with you...but i'm yet too afraid to confess my feelings
I want to eat your pussy like a booger.
Bumping thread with anime tiddies in the meantime
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Roll
Now you're gay
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send nudes
dank fuel can't melt steel memes
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Secret admirer. Your pretty. But also I really like you. Guess who?
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This reroll
This. Be nice to op. Girl has nice face.
More get
This get
Winrar!!!
She's got a niice face
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I'm texting a cute girl i wanna get to know.
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You cant bump your own post 10 fking times op even with hentai
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Kys faguetti. I do what I want
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Navy seal pasta I'm too lazy to get it
my penis is 10 inches shorter than 12
I asked Sup Forums what I should say to you
These dubs were for:
Secret admirer. Your pretty. But also I really like you. Guess who?
Fucking retard
I'm a stupid nigger.
Please excuse my autism
She's lying
>uses wrong form of you're and expects to get a girl
Holy shit op's a faggot.
/thread
this is so pathetic holy shit
Works 60% of the time, all the time
This
get here and see this disaster of an op L O L
Some guys ARE pretty.
just say, "hi, its (your name) sorry about being weird af lol, I just like you and wanted to text you," then try texting her for a few days then after a few days you wanna ask her out to coffee or something
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check em
Winrar!
How fat is your clit , Honey
also, how did you get her number user
Do you enjoy sensual unconsensual ?
bad advice, thats creepy af
Welcome to Sup Forums faggot
I put a photo of you on the internet without your consent, showed it to dozens of strangers and am currently asking their advice on what to say to you. My life is a game to me.
Got her # a few years ago from a dating app I used for a couple months. Haven't talked to her since then
checked
This is Michael. From the club. Remember? Lol. Silly.
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I'm gonna rape you.
this
is moot gone or something?
welp user has really thrown in the towel on life
why reply the first one LOL this op god damn
Also got this text outta nowhere too. Dubs picks reply
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
old meme
roll for this
I'm pathetic? You're the fucking weeaboo
old but funny in this situation as next reply
Oh boy, this took a fucked trajectory.
She's good enough looking it would actually be nice if you could get somewhere with this chick.
If dubs: Sorry, my brother got ahold of my phone. Guys can be pretty too, you know.
Yes I do. I'm pretty sure we know each other from the club last night.
op is cringe master of the year
Wait, was that supposed to be a roll for it?
Please use it as such
op, link the crush to this thread
I want you to peg me and call me a faggot.
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That's the way I understood it.
Rolling for this
plsss
Link to this thread. That's about the best way to salvage this fucking disaster.
Im such an autist, didn't notice the first dubs
OP won't link since he already said how he got her number kek
Suck my nigger tits
OP's heart was racing when he posted this
that would be gold if you linked her the thread
Yeah like chicks on dating sites don't have tons of matches. And also, I got it 3 years ago you fucking cancer
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kek that was my point you're too much of a bitch of link
>kek
>kek
>kek
What the hell?
If dubs: I want your cock up my ass.
Fuck your cunt
link or no balls
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How expansive is your dildo collection?
This
This is me.... dont you remember from youth group?
Have you ever measured how wide you can stretch your cunt?