/metal/

Will Rahmer edition

previously on /meatl/

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I NEED MORE POWER METAL

2nd for gorenoise

Is there a worse mascot?

I wonder what Alex Jones actually listens to

Mortician is tough as fuck

Dad rock

there was a lot of knee high sock posting last thread. stop it.

none tougher

>tfw drink 6 bottles of plastic water bottles a day

lmfao

NSBM

What do you guys think of Savatage?

Dead thread

Post power metal

Today's my birthday and all I did was go to work then sit at home and eat an entire pizza.

Metal for this feel?

>post-power metal
Wonder if that is a thing

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pizza thrash

How do you eat a whole pizza.

pizzadeath such as Children of Bodom

I wonder if he gets laid a lot or if his personality and interest repel women.

I'm 400 lbs

I want to bully a cute musclegirl with my skinny fists

any metal for this urge?

one slice at a time?

Post metal qts

it's easy

t. skinnyfag

no "qts" here
only hot metal babes

you put bits of it into your mouth, you chew em, and then you swallow, until the whole pizza's gone

Where can I find Classical-Folklore-Power Metal?

equilibrium before they went full retard

Happy Bday Brozum

>no qts in metal

qts are just female nu-males

What do you guys think of Symphony X?

is there a better mascot?

What's the best Dan Swano?

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>nydm patch
Gross.

Post what you're blastin' lads

youtube.com/watch?v=mkwywa85UEk

Fucking mint shon

>only hot metal babes

I need more power metal music...

Metal girls are psychotic whores that are literally outnumbered 20:1 by men in the metal scene. Stay the fuck away.

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>almost had qt metal gf
>she wasn't overtly insane
>fucked it up

That's not power metal.

can someone redpill me on this le metal chicks are insane and psychotic meme?

FUUUUUGGGG

Looks like you'll have to shove A Fist in Your Northern Pie instead

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perpetuated by the same people who unironically call themselves mgtow, don't worry about it

>mgtow
the fuck is that?

lmgtfy.com/?q=MGTOW

LE IMGTFY XDDD

He's a dick and fuck NYDM, buncha has beens

Because metal women are in lesser supply, they're harder to get because they have a higher choice pool themselves.

They also tend to go for assholes who look like Will Rahmer and then regret it when they're in their mid 30s so there's that going for ya

Anyone going to see Taake on tour? Shit is gonna be lit

The closest date to me is a 10 hour drive away so probably not

Post albums nu-males won't understand

Iced Earth and Sons of Liberty
youtube.com/watch?v=JXcGIjGGdGU

saw them last year, really good show, not worth driving far to see though, maybe with a bigger band

anybody got a really catchy black metal album? I've been listening to Darkthrone and I want to hear something that's like In The Shadow of the Horns but a whole album of that instead of just one song.

what does /metal/ think of Sabaton?

Bunch of my friends went to go see them tonight, I didn't go though because I find them cheesy as fuck, and figured they'd be hard to sit through...

>sitting at a metal gig

everyone i've met who likes sabaton was a brony at some point, that's all i really know about them

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I've literally never heard of this connection

formalers fater 2 da fresh

good album

sit/stand, you know what mean... i don't think i could take a whole show of them.

samael maybe, celtic frost obviously

how do you not eat a whole pizza? They're made to be individual servings
I mean I'm 60 kg but I'd just starve If I ate less than a full pizza

same way you drink a whole six pack. with desperation, loneliness, and enough self-loathing, anything is possible.

Glamfags are the bronies of metal.

Digits confirm

>glamfags
are there any even left?

Glamvestites eternally btfo

Meshuggah has some good songs

The one song they have is good, its just repeated every time they do something

red laces only

RIP Piotr

don't insult the Johnny

Does /metal/ like Led Zeppelin? How big is their influence on metal music?

proto proto-metal

Great band. Not metal, but youd have to be a hipster not to appreciate them.

>Great band

Is crowbar worth checking out?

mu-males hate them, that's good enough reason for me to love them

Post a SICKER album cover
>Pro tip: you cant

Bretty gud. Not metal though and anyone claiming they are is a falsie.

youtu.be/YXH_9707PLc

metal with thicc groovy riffs that isn't bolt thrower?

I've had a personal experience with a pretty qt metal type chick, she was sexually into blood and would cut herself heaps. I was friends with her, still kind of am, but she forced herself on me once when I was in a relationship. Was a real bizarre experience

that's a smug doggo

does this show look good
how are destruction live
i've only listened to them and jungle rot

Cock and Ball Torture :^)

Illdisposed

bm is all need
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