Slay this beast and kek shall grant honors unto thee and thy computer. Beware, for this monster has claimed legions beneath it's flabberous gut.
500 hp
dubs= do damage equal to dubs value
trips= heal 1/2 trips value to monster
higher= slay instantly
Slay this beast and kek shall grant honors unto thee and thy computer. Beware, for this monster has claimed legions beneath it's flabberous gut.
500 hp
dubs= do damage equal to dubs value
trips= heal 1/2 trips value to monster
higher= slay instantly
dubs get
His leg looks like an arse
double get, 445 hp
firing bb gun
Gah
Die beast
it pokes out an eye
nice aim
412 hp
close, but you could not pierce it's hide.
broop
It's too strong, we need to bring in the big guns
rolling in a rail cannon now.
DODGE THIS
On it.
turns out aiming while drifting is very difficult.
BUT IT SLAMS INTO THE MONSTER WITH FULL FORCE
354 hp
It appears the beast has surpassed Jared Fogle level
Triangulating
DEUS VULT
VALHALLLLAAA
falling from space
missed
grrrrr
bump, we need more fighters
roll
the beast is unfazed, and swallows the dog whole
Special forces inbound
samurai jack takes a swing
Close, but no chromosome
I shal issue my pupper to bite this beasts toes off
DIE
DELICIOUS FAILED HUMANS
Fuck we just missed quads/insta-kill
git rekd
TAKE THIS VILE BEAST
His god-forged sword slices one of it's great rolls away
I hate fat people.
284 hp
user uses [sensible diet].
It's super effective!
He engulfs you just before you can strike, farewell warrior
MAN THE HARPOONS
Magikarp used splash!
He does not recognize the word diet
>monster resisted [sensible diet]
to no surprise, nothing happens
Just lift any single of it's limbs above it's heart height. It'll die of heart attack in an instant.
KAHHHHHHCHOOOOWWWWWW
it wasn't very effective....
he's fucking great at dodging
>teleport behind
>isnt personell
YOU FOOL!
MCQUEEN NO
Roll to slay the beast
I, lightning McQueen have slated this here beast and put this post to an end.
but then something does!
51 hp
oh boy you fucking didn't
Already dead. It's Patrick Deuel, he was on a documentary were he lost a shit load of weight, but he relapsed and died at 900lbs.
trips heal him dummy
YOU FOOOOOOOOLLL
alas, he has been healed.
429 hp
Soliare rolling in!
Way to the the fun out lol
I use jumprope
he found his sun
a very small one
418 hp
McQueen has come to real life to fight you !
you attempt to stangle him but he's so.. slippery.
gross
The quads have spoken
Disabled doggo go!
Travis 2 knives uses 2 knives
Rolls to join enemy side
>roll successful
user #1 joins enemy side
150HP
Kill
Kachinga !
no quads fag
...
Rolling to kill traitorous nigger
he refuses your offering of servitude and eats a leg instead
>no dubs nigga
rawl niggerz xD rawr
final take DOOOOOWWWWWN!! KAMAHEMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The truth hurts
330 hp
it reflects off of his greasy body, vaporising the ISS in orbit.
son of a motherfucking cunt
...
Die fatass
>user dodges
>rolls to counterattack
>roll unsuccessful
>user #1stabs self in eye
>user has died
"You haven't seen the last of me faggot"
I summon my stand:
kek's favored one, Trump!
He has failed to be killed by triggered feminist due to ties with fat acceptance movement
I attempt to finger blast this beast with my wizard powers
Motha fucka
a saga
I, Solaire of the warriors of sunlight, make one last attempt... Before i take my rest... Wish me luck, and praise the sun.
99 gettou
he likes it
Mabye just one more slash...
Freeze the fat
watch this
>To fight monsters, we created monsters
God Emperor Trump save us from the greasy cucks
"Use bacon grease" he says while having a hands free mcflurry orgasm.
elmo self destructs
Time for my ultimate attack
rolling for monster duel damage
if dubs damage is doubled
he swallows the ass whole on impact
oh boy
DAMMNATION
Bumping for reinforcements