Slay this beast and kek shall grant honors unto thee and thy computer. Beware...

Slay this beast and kek shall grant honors unto thee and thy computer. Beware, for this monster has claimed legions beneath it's flabberous gut.

500 hp
dubs= do damage equal to dubs value
trips= heal 1/2 trips value to monster
higher= slay instantly

dubs get

His leg looks like an arse

double get, 445 hp

firing bb gun

Gah

Die beast

it pokes out an eye
nice aim

412 hp

close, but you could not pierce it's hide.

broop

It's too strong, we need to bring in the big guns

rolling in a rail cannon now.

DODGE THIS

On it.

turns out aiming while drifting is very difficult.

BUT IT SLAMS INTO THE MONSTER WITH FULL FORCE

354 hp

It appears the beast has surpassed Jared Fogle level

Triangulating

DEUS VULT

VALHALLLLAAA

falling from space

missed

grrrrr

bump, we need more fighters

roll

the beast is unfazed, and swallows the dog whole

Special forces inbound

samurai jack takes a swing

Close, but no chromosome

I shal issue my pupper to bite this beasts toes off

DIE

DELICIOUS FAILED HUMANS

Fuck we just missed quads/insta-kill

git rekd

TAKE THIS VILE BEAST

His god-forged sword slices one of it's great rolls away

I hate fat people.

284 hp

user uses [sensible diet].
It's super effective!

He engulfs you just before you can strike, farewell warrior

MAN THE HARPOONS

Magikarp used splash!

He does not recognize the word diet

>monster resisted [sensible diet]

to no surprise, nothing happens

Just lift any single of it's limbs above it's heart height. It'll die of heart attack in an instant.

KAHHHHHHCHOOOOWWWWWW

it wasn't very effective....

he's fucking great at dodging
>teleport behind
>isnt personell

YOU FOOL!

MCQUEEN NO

Roll to slay the beast

I, lightning McQueen have slated this here beast and put this post to an end.

but then something does!

51 hp

oh boy you fucking didn't

Already dead. It's Patrick Deuel, he was on a documentary were he lost a shit load of weight, but he relapsed and died at 900lbs.

trips heal him dummy

YOU FOOOOOOOOLLL
alas, he has been healed.

429 hp

Soliare rolling in!

Way to the the fun out lol
I use jumprope

he found his sun

a very small one

418 hp

McQueen has come to real life to fight you !

you attempt to stangle him but he's so.. slippery.

gross

The quads have spoken

Disabled doggo go!

Travis 2 knives uses 2 knives

Rolls to join enemy side
>roll successful
user #1 joins enemy side
150HP

Kill

Kachinga !

no quads fag

...

Rolling to kill traitorous nigger

he refuses your offering of servitude and eats a leg instead

>no dubs nigga

rawl niggerz xD rawr

final take DOOOOOWWWWWN!! KAMAHEMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The truth hurts

330 hp

it reflects off of his greasy body, vaporising the ISS in orbit.

son of a motherfucking cunt

...

Die fatass

>user dodges
>rolls to counterattack
>roll unsuccessful
>user #1stabs self in eye
>user has died
"You haven't seen the last of me faggot"

I summon my stand:

kek's favored one, Trump!

He has failed to be killed by triggered feminist due to ties with fat acceptance movement

I attempt to finger blast this beast with my wizard powers

Motha fucka

a saga

I, Solaire of the warriors of sunlight, make one last attempt... Before i take my rest... Wish me luck, and praise the sun.

99 gettou

he likes it

Mabye just one more slash...

Freeze the fat

watch this

>To fight monsters, we created monsters

God Emperor Trump save us from the greasy cucks

"Use bacon grease" he says while having a hands free mcflurry orgasm.

elmo self destructs

Time for my ultimate attack

rolling for monster duel damage

if dubs damage is doubled

he swallows the ass whole on impact

oh boy

DAMMNATION

Bumping for reinforcements