So I watched this with my boyfriend today. I don't get it why didn't he just surrender? All those men died for nothing.
So I watched this with my boyfriend today. I don't get it why didn't he just surrender? All those men died for nothing
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Gavin Clark
>all those men
only 300 men
Ryan Nelson
not sure if serious...
Michael Cruz
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Brandon Allen
Despite being so obvious i find the bait funny
Luke Adams
They fought what is now called a delaying action. They held the pass to allow the other greeks to get their shit together and get ready. Did it work? If I recall Xerxes still sacked Athens, so probably not so much.
Julian Martin
Life is short glory is eternal
Dylan Jackson
you didn't watch the sequel, did you?
Grayson Lee
>with my boyfriend
faget
Elijah Russell
you missed the joke
Jose James
They were commanded by the laws of Sparta to defend their lands. There is no other reason needed.
>Go tell the Spartans, passerby: That here, by Spartan law, we lie.
Dominic Lee
This one must be complicated for a not native english speaker. Mind to explain?
Thomas Rivera
why isn't that absinthe spilling everywhere
Jaxson Evans
Joke is that OP is female and therefore doesn't understand the inherent need to resist foreign invaders
Gavin Watson
Leonidas I didn't surrender in the actual Battle of Thermopylae so would he surrender in the film
Samuel Bailey
the real joke is that Spartans LITERALLY invented and practice cockldary. Nowadays people who worship Spartans use cockoldary as an insult
Liam Nelson
The joke is that OP is sort of referencing the ''Films only men get''-meme, by roleplaying as a girl that is ignorant or non-understanding of the motives that make the Spartans sacrifice themself: Honor, Loyalty, Bravery, Courage, dying for a cause.
Thomas Wright
Yeah, that's what I meant
Connor Parker
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Noah Watson
>Honor, Loyalty, Bravery, Courage, dying for a cause
Nice spooks, nerd
Josiah Sanchez
No they use cuck as an insult, as in the guy getting cucked, the spartans would be doing the cucking. Cucking is admirable, being cucked is not.
Jack Scott
>only Spartans were fighting.
Christopher Wilson
In the movies yes it was only spartans
Asher Ramirez
> Did it work? If I recall Xerxes still sacked Athens, so probably not so much
The Persians did sack Athens, but they were subsequently defeated at Salamis and Plataea and driven out of Greece. The war was a failure for Xerxes in almost every way except for the symbolic aspect of burning Athens.
Brandon Walker
Plus without the persians sacking greece we never would have gotten the parthenon and such
Cameron Russell
No they weren't retard
Brandon Edwards
Bruh at thermopolye it was only the damn spartans in the movie. In the real event there were others.
Logan Peterson
akadians were there
Andrew Rogers
is 300 manlycore pure Zackino?
Cameron Torres
So I just watched this with my husband... Any other ladies think it was dumb? My husband was crying near the end. I got so booorrreddd I played candy crush till I fell asleep lol
Thomas Reed
Ugh, like, I KNOW right? My phone battery was dying, but thankfully this snoozefest ended before my game did. Like, how far did you get?
Anthony Phillips
They were like 15000 Greek warriors in that battle, the 300 Spartans were the generals and commanders, they didn't fought alone like the memetic myth is trying to make you believe,
Also this movie is much better than Hack's adaptation of another Hack's comic-book
Gavin Martin
Why didn't they show the battle?
Xavier Carter
Stop being such a prentious contrarian.
youtube.com
>Its old .. Uh I mean classic... It must be good
Faggot
Jack Jackson
Holy shit, I totally forgot there was a sequel.
Jeremiah Bailey
And the Persians dipshit
David Diaz
The 300 Spartans was kinda meh, but the comic book guy was influenced by this movie as a child and he made the comic because of it.
Luis Campbell
>films that women will never get
Nathaniel Fisher
Bump
Nolan Thomas
Honest trailers explains the whole thing pretty well
But the 300 against a million with added superior position is pretty cool for a movie
Matthew Morales
So I'm about to watch this with my boyfriend Tyrone today. What are we in for?
Evan Thompson
THIS
Oliver Peterson
HONOUR
SPARTANS ARE BETTER THAN YOU
Caleb Murphy
CIA I'm BLACKED
Chase James
its her STAND hability
Camden Ross
You don't get to bring cucks
Landon Gray
Its not a meme though. Women have a hard time understanding those concepts.
Zachary Richardson
Imagine if he had surrended. Where you would be right now? You would be a slave, with your face covered, like in Iraq.
Brayden Baker
So I watched this with my boyfriend today. I don't get it why he just let the other guy shoot him? He could have easily escaped.