How do we fix this steaming pile of shit?

How do we fix this steaming pile of shit?

Bourbon

You can start by beating them in Cricket atleast once.

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No doubt it's a shit hole, but we aren't doing better ourselves with trump and brexit.

bring on the retards

In terms of sports m8.

>2015

Oh... I don't think we compete with them in sports

Kys

excellent post

Never change, Sup Forums

Legalize gay marriage.

Says Englel aka Seff Efrikes B team.

Oi! G'day cunts!

MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT AGAIN!!

Legalize the Mary Jane. There's no reason why a bloke shouldn't have a cone after a day fighting giant spiders and poisonous trees.

Steel chestplates for all. Because me and me mates shouldn't have to be fearful of stingrays.

Free beer for all. Being sober sucks, there's no fun in bashing wogs and seeking sheilas for a screw when you're not on the piss.

What year is it?

says the muslim country

I live in Sydney and honestly there are too many British people around the joint, it's actually embarrassing that life in England must be so shit that you come in mongol hordes to Australia.

The dudes are arrogant whiny pricks and the girls are majority cliched gap year 'wurld traveller'.

You guys need to go back to your shit hole, we're full.

You can't blame them, they've got a British flag in their own flag

They're doomed to sports failure

You've got sun and speak English. They're not there for the culture, pal.

Not really my point, the English are a scourge in Australia is my point. Can't go anywhere without having to listen to asinine English whinging. Almost as bad as Americans.

Sounds like you are doing enough whinging for everyone, you softcock.

>Australian using the word "dude"
Ew, that's like an American using the words "mate" or "lad".

>for a screw

*root, sheilas (or birds) for a root

and hooter or choof for an Australian slang variant of marijuana

The word dude is actually used fairly frequently here, not as much as cunt or mate but still.

Do people even bother with cones that much anymore, it's all dingers and rock now.

PLEASE

>Oi! G'day cunts!
Correct
>MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT AGAIN!!
Fuckin make straya grouse cunt
>Legalize the Mary Jane. There's no reason why a bloke shouldn't have a cone after a day fighting giant spiders and poisonous trees.
Legalise plant. A bloke should be able to get a spliff after a day on the tools flat out like a lizard drinking.
>Steel chestplates for all. Because me and me mates shouldn't have to be fearful of stingrays.
Klanga bangas for tom dick and Harry, cos a cobber shouldn't be browning his reg grundys over a Steve sticker
>Free beer for all. Being sober sucks, there's no fun in bashing wogs and seeking sheilas for a screw when you're not on the piss.
Milton mangoes for everyone. If you're not sinking piss then kinghitting some Leb cunt or chasing some gash is fucking shithouse

Get it right you seppo cunt.

Pingers. Dingers are frangas mate.

Glass the fucker.

WATCH

>mad cunt

OUR

PORN

grouse might be my most hated aussie slang word

Kys pandering loser

You need to take a walk over to Sup Forums and learn about reality faggot

Just laughed lads

pingers for weekend. weed for weekdays.