Why are we such a joke?

Why are we such a joke?
>Eagles
Always a disappointment and a laughingstock due to the retarded fanbase.
>76ers
We got swindled by "trusting the process" which has made us a joke to everyone in the NBA.
>Flyers
Worthless
>Phillies
Meh our only decent team
>Philly "Cheese" "Steaks"
Meme food that other cities have improved much better.

Literally only good thing to come from us is Hall & Oates. Fuck this shit city.

I can tell you're not from PA.

you guys have Hersheys and pulisic

You forgot
>Ruined western civilization forever by voting for Trump

the opposite actually

Pennsylvania is a state of heroes as of last week

>flyers
>worthless
Best and most storied franchise you have, bub. Not to mention they've stopped handing out 10 year contracts to 30 year olds since Hextall tookover.

babbys first false flag post: the post

when I was watching the election night, trump made a yuge comeback in that state

>the most dangerous lead

Fortunately, as a DFW resident, I can praise the state of Pennsylvania while still regarding Philly as a shithole.

Always find out funny when Europeans have such a strong interest in American politics. While if you ask someone here in the states who runs the UK or some other European country they'll say the Queen or be confused.

Pic related.

I never extensively cared about US politics until this very year.

Trump and the numerous memes he brought into the political world were just impossible to ignore.

But yeah, I know you guys have an awful public education system over there.

>Why are we such a joke?

Because you assholes ran the only successful team Philthy has ever had out of town I stead of waiting for the senile owner to kick the bucket.

Reminder that the Athletics are STILL the second most successful team in the American League. Reminder that they were the class of the American League and Philthydelphia turned their collective backs on the team in the A's hour of need.

Phillies have been dogshit for the last five years or so

>0-2 in world wars

>0-1 vs rice farmers
>9-11 vs sandniggers

It's true, we have a shit public education system.

Without PA we wouldn't have trump

I'm a cowboys guy so I want to thank y'all before I go back to hoping you lose

Flyers have a based history and they're going to be fine in a couple of years. Lots to be excited about.

Eagles will forever be mediocre.

Who gives a shit about the Sixes.

The Phillies had a few dominant years and will return to irrelevance.

>16,000,000 - 0 vs Jews

Not true, Wisconsin and Michigan were enough to give Trump the win, PA was completely unneeded but still icing on the cake.

Hey, no one touches our cheese steaks.

Also, Wawa.

Chicago is literally a better Philly

>Philly was the 2nd largest/important city in America for years, until Chicago overtook them, and Philadelphia has been dog shit ever since
>last year, Jimmy butler took a huge shit on the sixers after the bulls were down by 20 in the start of the 3rd
>blackhawks constantly cucking every other team in the league
>Mets consider the Cubs to be bigger rivals than Phillies because your team is so dog shit
>birds had to resort to injuring the shit outta the Bears o-line to win that game
>Italian beef is just a better version of the cheese steak

>Phillies
>Meh our only decent team

nice try

Go cry about it on Twitter, bitchfaggot.
Be sure to tell everyone how you're literally shaking and afraid for your life

>1-2 vs rice farmers*

>Saved western civilization forever by voting for Trump

ftfy

No one cares about chigaco

We will win the AAC

>mfw the curse was real and they actually found a way to beat it

Anyone wanna go to the Flyers game tonight from south jersey on the patco?

>from Philly
>calls it a Philly Cheese Steak

wrong, fuck off falseflagger

Embiid is looking pretty good. Might have a franchise player right there.

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t. cowgirls fan

Came here to say Chopped cheese > Philly """cheese""" """""steak"""""

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Villanova is in philly right? They did win a national title

>Iggles
Up and coming team with a future elite quarterback
>Phillies
Young corps of assets, eventually going to be an elite team
>76ers
Once they build a team around Embiid and Simmons they'll win a ship
>Flyers
breddy gud