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Those fappening pics tho...
Absolute Perfection and JUSTman
he looks fine
>2016
>watching action capeshit
good guy beats bad guy and saves the world. how many times you want to buy the exact same movie? get bored already
Joaquin Phoenix has great range
Still a better suit than the Snyderverse
>AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGHHH PLEASE KAL EL SAVE MY SERIES AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHH
That is the most pussy looking Superman I've ever seen fucking hell
Sorry we're not interested in being as miserable as you! So there!
>Literally looks like a porn parody version of Superman
Let's hope they take this in the right direction
>looks like a 50yo Pakistani version of Robert Pattinson
>borderline unibrow
>somehow worse hair than Cavill
>literal fridge body on a male
>midsection looks off somehow
>supermanbewbs
>boots are terrible
>the belt
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>the belt
>WHY
Thats because you look at the left person.
>superman dies twice and comes back twice in the same movie
Only in a Zack Snyder flick
He didnt die m8
He took a nuke and decided to take a space nap for a bit. While taking said space nap, he began transforming into a skelington. We woke up & realized he was gonna become a skelleybro if this continued, but skelleybros' have little upperbody strength. So he put his superfoot down, halting the transformation; got some sun & went back down to continue fighting Abomination from Hulk with flat-chested Lucy Lawless & That Guy From Phantoms, Yo
As always, Snyder is too complex for simpleton minds
>So he put his superfoot down, halting the transformation; got some sun & went back down to continue fighting Abomination from Hulk with flat-chested Lucy Lawless
you just know
>action
Whats that? is that the bit at the end of my romance soap opera?
underrated post
nothing could save this show. the actress could be giving out free blowjobs to every viewer and it still would not save the show
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It's just a shitty shop, he hasn't even put on the suit yet.
Somebody make Superman edits of the Fappening pics.
Is his cape made of... leather?
Dick bulge isn't big enough
Wait he came back twice?
Why couldn't they have just killed off the Atom and re-cast Brandon Routh as Superman? That would be all kinds of awesome.
wtf? why cavil looks the PERFECT superman but in the movie is shit?
Why does he wear the cape?
That guy playing superman looks like a literal faggot
It's his blankie
If Superman came back to life from Kryptonite, how come Zod couldn't come back from a snapped neck?
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Obviously nukes and kryptonite aren't as bad as a snapped neck bro
He wasn't killed by kryptonite
Why does he look like the mr robot autist?
Lol how you fucking dumfuck
>Me am Superman.
Woah take it easy there Zack didn't mean to offend you.
Died from nuke
Revive via sun ray
Died from getting stab
Revive 3 days after burial
>They had to make sure she still looked powerful
>by casting a small Superman
kek, embarrassing
>Revive 3 days after burial
I don't remember that part
Mesut Ozil is one in a million, but he's not Superman.
They didn't let me do it
cause the dude is all looks and can't act for shit
i dont remember ever seeing supermans dick in any movie
Floating dirt on the coffing from his bioforcefield flying shit.
How did you even miss it. It was the last shot of the movie and they lingered on it for ages.
desu I probably tabbed out
>browsing tv with the movie playing in the background
>Didn't even literally watch it
Makes sense.
>Robert Pattinson
I knew that fucker looked familiar in someway
Technically he did come back to life but he became Doomsday.
What's wrong with his face
>that belt
why
There is nothing about this little rant that I dislike
Jesus fucking christ, that stare is of an autistic sociopath.
is that you tim?