Kek

kek

Those fappening pics tho...

Absolute Perfection and JUSTman

he looks fine

>2016
>watching action capeshit
good guy beats bad guy and saves the world. how many times you want to buy the exact same movie? get bored already

Joaquin Phoenix has great range

Still a better suit than the Snyderverse

>AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGHHH PLEASE KAL EL SAVE MY SERIES AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHH

That is the most pussy looking Superman I've ever seen fucking hell

Sorry we're not interested in being as miserable as you! So there!

>Literally looks like a porn parody version of Superman

Let's hope they take this in the right direction

>looks like a 50yo Pakistani version of Robert Pattinson
>borderline unibrow
>somehow worse hair than Cavill
>literal fridge body on a male
>midsection looks off somehow
>supermanbewbs
>boots are terrible
>the belt
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>the belt
>WHY

Thats because you look at the left person.

>superman dies twice and comes back twice in the same movie

Only in a Zack Snyder flick

He didnt die m8
He took a nuke and decided to take a space nap for a bit. While taking said space nap, he began transforming into a skelington. We woke up & realized he was gonna become a skelleybro if this continued, but skelleybros' have little upperbody strength. So he put his superfoot down, halting the transformation; got some sun & went back down to continue fighting Abomination from Hulk with flat-chested Lucy Lawless & That Guy From Phantoms, Yo

As always, Snyder is too complex for simpleton minds

>So he put his superfoot down, halting the transformation; got some sun & went back down to continue fighting Abomination from Hulk with flat-chested Lucy Lawless

you just know

>action
Whats that? is that the bit at the end of my romance soap opera?

underrated post

nothing could save this show. the actress could be giving out free blowjobs to every viewer and it still would not save the show

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It's just a shitty shop, he hasn't even put on the suit yet.

Somebody make Superman edits of the Fappening pics.

Is his cape made of... leather?

Dick bulge isn't big enough

Wait he came back twice?

Why couldn't they have just killed off the Atom and re-cast Brandon Routh as Superman? That would be all kinds of awesome.

wtf? why cavil looks the PERFECT superman but in the movie is shit?

Why does he wear the cape?

That guy playing superman looks like a literal faggot

It's his blankie

If Superman came back to life from Kryptonite, how come Zod couldn't come back from a snapped neck?

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Obviously nukes and kryptonite aren't as bad as a snapped neck bro

He wasn't killed by kryptonite

Why does he look like the mr robot autist?

Lol how you fucking dumfuck

>Me am Superman.

Woah take it easy there Zack didn't mean to offend you.

Died from nuke
Revive via sun ray
Died from getting stab
Revive 3 days after burial

>They had to make sure she still looked powerful
>by casting a small Superman

kek, embarrassing

>Revive 3 days after burial
I don't remember that part

Mesut Ozil is one in a million, but he's not Superman.

They didn't let me do it

cause the dude is all looks and can't act for shit

i dont remember ever seeing supermans dick in any movie

Floating dirt on the coffing from his bioforcefield flying shit.
How did you even miss it. It was the last shot of the movie and they lingered on it for ages.

desu I probably tabbed out

>browsing tv with the movie playing in the background
>Didn't even literally watch it
Makes sense.

>Robert Pattinson
I knew that fucker looked familiar in someway

Technically he did come back to life but he became Doomsday.

What's wrong with his face

>that belt
why

There is nothing about this little rant that I dislike

Jesus fucking christ, that stare is of an autistic sociopath.

is that you tim?