Tfw no 10 inch dick

>tfw no 10 inch dick

feels bad man

that's way more than 10 inches
also, that is SO FAKE

>have giant dick
>erection time
>all my blood flows into my dick
>pass out immediately
>best fuck ever

Kek

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No shit it is fake. Thank you for pointing that out, wouldn't have known otherwise...

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Lmfao dude

> Be working on a farm twenty years ago...
> Workmate was hung...we knew it, saw him in shorts and he had a ridiculous bulge.
> Plenty of jokes about his size. He was pretty shy about it.
> Turns out he was 24, and still a virgin.
> Showed us his slug...
>Holy fucking shit...babies arm holding an apple doesn't describe it.
> About 8" slack, he told us nearly 11 hard, and thick with it (guys with big dicks flaccid usually don't gain a huge amount when hard)
> Told us whenever girls saw it, they would either refuse to touch it, or maybe give him a handjob. A few tried to suck it, but couldn't fit more than the head in their mouth.
> Girls in real life seem to like the IDEA of a huge cock more than the reality of actually having to cope with one.
> Ended up marrying a "generously proportioned" woman...not fat, just big, busty, curvy, "Ruebenseque" would be a perfect description. Couple of kids followed quickly...she enjoyed the massive slug apparently.
Still remember the day Brett The Tractor Killer (he blew up two engines in three weeks) flopped it out after we finally convinced him to show us. Makes the biggest normal bloke feel inadequate.

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>flopped it out after we finally convinced him to show us
i hope you know your gay for this

How long did it take for you to make him cum?

>*you're
as in
>you're fucking retarded for projecting your insecurities onto him

Looks legit

>tfw dick is too long to be only 10 inches

Dude, having a big dick sucks so bad. It dips in toilet water when you shit, flops around when you excersize, cant fit all the way in when having sex or bjs, sticks to your leg when its hot, and just generally gets in the way.

No girl wants a dick that big - they're in pain with anything over 7-8. I'm very happy with my girthy 6 inches

This guy gets it. I have a girthy 7 amd got one of those skinny, 5'3" girls. Long story short, I had to squish my bones down to half-chub to get it in, and she couldn't take it to the hilt. I had another girl say she didn't like fucking me because the pain of penetrating her cervix.

Big ducks really are overrated

Same size, met a girl of 5'1". Went on a date with her, ended up making out and heavy petting, and she touched my dick and said "yeah there's no way I can take that". I second this statement, big dicks are overrated.

Fucking kek

Quints get

why thos you can't put that dick in all the way? you can't find a condom

big dick is actually a disadvantage girls can't take anything bigger then 6 inches really without hurting them

That is so not true lmao

tell us more farm stories??

sure the human vagina can stretch to the size of a babies head but do girls like that most complain of child birth pain

No but most girls like a girth and long dick

no they don't it's bullshit when a dick hits a womans cirvix it hurts them a lot some even pass out from the pain there is also vaginal tearing

most porn star women get vaginal tears after a shoot and it takes them a long time to recover if you watch porn most women arn't acting like that cause they enjoy it it's cos they are in pain

also if what your saying is right that women enjoy big dicks then why don't women enjoy childbirth why do they complain about the pain??

>wanting a 10 inch microdick

16 inch master race here

There's a difference between a big dick and a whole baby's body

>why don't women enjoy childbirth
Because they haven't been able to find a guy with a massive cock to stretch their holes open. So all of a sudden when they start having a child fall out of their fanny hole they get a huge stretch that their holes have never even been stretched anywhere near as much, so they start getting hernias, hemorrhoids and all sorts of other problems caused by not having loose enough holes.

lol I wager that women had her thighs clamped shut real tight at that moment.

Too long can definitely be harder for some women because of the cervix - most women I've met really don't like having their cervix smashed. But a lot of women love some girth in a dick.

Female hernia caused by not having holes stretched open enough during child birth

Female anal hole prolapse caused by not having holes stretched open enough during child birth

Female anal hole hemorrhoid caused by not having holes stretched open enough during child birth

10 inch dick isnt suddenly going to make me not have crippling depression and major anxiety issues

Keep convincing yourself she wants your 5.5 inch dick

It's like a little duck bill. Quack, quack.

I have a huge donger, how could I let girls know?

If you have more water then the bucket can hold, you gone have a bad day

as long as i blow my load. who cares what she wants?

>a "generously proportioned" woman...not fat, just big, busty, curvy, "Ruebenseque" would be a perfect description.
Pics or it didnt happen

Top kek, i see what you are doing here.
Dangerous big dicks.
>small dick advocate
>New folder created.

7x6 here, and Im already hitting bottom in some girls. 10 inches is just sad for your sex life.

8 inch on a good day 8,5/beefcake, i can relate.

Those are two nice sizes!

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Dont use underwear..

>Girls in real life seem to like the IDEA of a huge cock more than the reality of actually having to cope with one.

This

>Date a girl for a while
>Have 6 inch penis
>Visiting her parents, at her old room, suddenly spot a huge bottle of lube which is like 1/4 full
>We never used lube except for anal
>One night she had some friends over and they were drinking wine, all of them pretty tipsy and they start talking loud enough that i can hear pretty much everything in the next room
>They start talking about sex and dicks and shit
>Some girl ask my GF: "How is user", she responds "Hes fine (long pause) but i kinda miss "ex's" dick, he really filled me
>Laughter
>Months later i started playing squash and suddenly one day her ex is there
>Later in the shower: He has a fucking porn dick of course
>My GF knew about none of this, and one day i asked her straight out what she thought about my dick/dicks in general
>Answer: "Oh, size does not matter so much user, yours is perfect etc"
>Mfw

Also: Ever time someone asks this you get the same bullshit answers. "Size only matter a little" etc., especially when they know it's a guy who asks. I decided to go snooping in various female dominated forums and sites and 90% them LOVE big dicks (like 8 inches plus). Every time for example someone posted a pic of a huge dick, it would get loads of responses of how hot it was and how horny and wet it made them

tl;dr: Women love big dicks. If you are average you will never compare to Chad Thundercock and if you are small you might as well end it now

Even 8 is overrated, size Queens will bm about it, but they're huge useless sluts anyways and all other girls won't even be able to take it unless you commit hard and train them to your cock

> knew a guy with a girthy 8 incher
> had 10/10 gf
> she loved every minute of sex with him (she said this)
> he confided to us later, he couldnt fit all the way in
> 3/4 at best

I would rather swim in pussy and go balls deep.

Exactly.

None of you get it. Women aren't as sexualy motivated as men. yes a bigger cock might give her more pleasure but if you're a jerk she wont love you or stick arround.

Grow up anons

My dick is 5.8
And my girl couldn't cum solely from penetration
She did only from oral

Her ex made her cum all the time from penetration (he used to brag about her cumming)
He had a 7

So i asked, and she being the insensitive idiot that she is said "he made me cum from fucking, but I'm with you now and I'm in love with you"

Size matters and i learned that the hard way
It's basically saying "you are the safer bet user, you are the loser that will provide for me while i secretly wish i was cumming on ex 's dick"

This is not cringe or beta talk, women DO care a fuckloads about size

You are being a stupid person if you think and cling to the idea that they don't

What solution i found is to cheat
Cheating evens the feelings for me

>My dick is 5.8
no its not. its probably 5 inches MAX
you're right tho user, you'll never please her like he did. a good fem best freind of mine used to say she used to think of the other guy during who had a bigger cock and it'd get her off better then the tinycock manlet ontop of her

It's exactly 5.8
And i wouldn't be surprised that she thinks of him

But, at least she cleans, cooks, and tries her best to compensate sexually.

And i get to cheat.

Moral of my situation is, don't get worked up on her size issue. Just cheat on her and get new pussy every few weeks.
It's really that simple

Heck she probably knows I'm cheating

Not that user, but my dick is 5"8, which is perfectly average.

I have been with 12-13 chicks, I'm 22, and only 3 of them said I was too small for them.
In hindsight, they were all whores who had been with 25+ men.

I reckon she does user, honestly i wouldn't blame her for fucking her Ex as well, good way to be satisfied sexually for once. Don't be selfish and tell her you don't mind if she does, its only fair that she be satisfied. Then when she does you can be there and you'll be able to see how he does it and learn

"only"

>In hindsight, they were all whores who had been with 25+ men.
Generally its just the fatties who can take more

I don't understand...

>tfw asian
>tfw 5.1 inch only

you aren't that bad

generally it's the other way around. fatties have no control over their muscles and can't relax properly.

>can't relax properly.
more foreplay user.
Also what muscles?

2 of them were quiet fat, the 3rd was a girl who looked 14, but was a year older than me (this year). I guess she just liked large log for her scrambled eggs between the legs.

use a candle, buy a bubble wand from Walmart, buy a toilet plunger replacement handle, buy a new set of kitchen tools with long handles, expose yourself on your hands and knees in the backseat of your car pulled to the side of just beyond the toll boths on I-294 at 3am.

>be femanon
>average vagina is 4-6" long
>option A. Only 4-6" of the 10" goes in anyway
>option B. Be in extreme pain if he tries to force more

i'm 6.3 and 5 inch around
I never had complains but I never really fucked girls besides my long time gfs
i wouldn't mind a 8 inch dick tho

>average vagina is 4-6" long
expands 400% during arrousal. dont they teach you this in sex ed?

This thread is literally virgins discussing why girls don't like bigger cock, comparing a big dick to child birth and overall cringe worthy comments. This isn't a conversation for you kids, you know nothing about a woman's body.

i'm 7x5.5 and I feel small. I wish i was bigger

I know about foreplay, that's not the issue.
the muscles in her pussy.

fatties take more length because the dicks need to get past the fat first, but girth can be problematic.

>expands 400% during arrousal
Shouds like you're the one who never learnt about the female body, mate.

would you suck or take anal?

This.

What people fail to understand is that when girls get asked this: 99% of them don't tell the truth, they tell you what they think you want to hear

It's like when girls ask "do i look fat in this" or "are my tits ok" or some shit like that. Guys are more direct so a couple will tell the harsh truth, but most won't

There are of course variations, some girls are very tight, so a horse dick will be very uncomfortable for them. A good friend of mine has a pretty humongous cock. One girl he dated could not handle that, and they broke up

Most other girls on the other hand seemed to love it. He did a bit of tinder dating (not tinder, some other shit before that) while we were roommates in Uni, and the number of cock hungry sluts that he laid down was just phenomenal. Hes not particularly good looking or charming either, but most of these girls he met would come back again and again and again.

Those are the averae expanded size. And it isn't 400% retard, average non aroused state is 2-3".

>you might as well end it now
yeah because life has no other purpose than making sure a vagina is at maximum capacity

if you have to end yours, maybe I should end mine first

there's no saving for 5.1 inches

what do you guys think of my dick

I don't know why you think anybody would take anything a Pepe posting 19 year old named Jason seriously for.

I can't feel my dick anymore. I had a spinal cord injury in my 20s and I am paralysed from my abs down. Can't move or feel legs. Stuck in a wheelchair with a hot as fuck wife and can't fuck her ever again. If there is a God, and in heaven I get the use of my cock back, I am gonna royally ass fuck that cunt and his thorn headed son till they both scream their own fucking names. Cunts.

you can think that a pussy can't take more than the measured depth if that makes you feel better.
but most girls can take much more. pussies can stretch, you just have to slide past the cervix. it will not hurt her if the angle is right.

All these posts about small or average dicks makes me really thankful I'm fairly well endowed.

The comments I'd get from past lovers always gives me a massive boost of confidence. When I first started seeing my ex girlfriend one of the first thing she said after we banged a few times is that

>"any sex I have after you is gunna be dissapointing"

And now that we're not together it doesn't bother me knowing that she's banging someone else cause all she'd be thinking about is how they don't compare to me

feels good man

Fun fact: just caught my girlfriend looking best positions for small penis. I'm right about 6" maybe a little on the thinner side but shiiit. She tried to lie and make it better, didn't help.
>Mfw literally all my pride is destroyed

Solid 8" at Max
Sure it makes a difference if you can wiggle it in and its not painful for them. but for the most part if you have a small cock and only last 5 mins and never go down on her or know how to use your fingers you deserve her thinking about a bigger cock. My goal is to incapacitate her and destroy her so she'll never forget getting fucked by me.
[spoiler]Dosent mean any of them love me [/spoiler]

RIP

got something to cheer you up

chinks' are shorter than yours

;_;

to be fair, everyone lies. Lying is what makes the world work. Women lie about liking our penis size while dreaming of bigger just for the financial security. Men lie about liking everything about women because they provide many other uses. Women watch porn of guys with giant cocks and men watch porn of women with giant tits and asses.

don't worry. this doesn't mean you're small.
it's just that you're too small for her and she'd prefer you bigger.

7 incher here, that sucks user.

Also, I'm a grower not a shower, girl literally laughed when she saw my flaccid cock at 3 inch. That shit still on my mind after fucking 7 years, fucking cunt. At least she cried when I rammed it in her ass, fuckindirty hoe.

hey, she won't be yours forever

>tfw 3 inches

I've given up on sex and relationships, they've all ended the same way.

how about the fact that she is looking for a way to have better sex with you, instead of looking for a bigger dick elsewhere.

Time to date a girl outside your race user.

its gay

loose some weight. Make some money and buy a cock extension surgery. women do it for their tits, why cant you?

I'd take it out to dinner and pay for the meal

>not that user
>outside my race, the pussies are even looser

except going for younger, illegally young