I have returned

I have returned.
I do not use Fourchan.
I am the smartest person to ever have lived.
Awhile back, I decided to reveal the most important information the world has seen in over 10,000 years.
It had occured to me that I could post the information on the Internet,
of which I do not normally use.
I decided it would be entertaining if I wrote a cipher that if anyone solves,
then they'll get the information.
However, as possibly somekind of psychological trick,
the neotenous cretins whom inhabit this website instinctively insulted me,
which very well could've just been a ruse to make me release the information.
However, regardless of your antsy try-hard verbally-combatant stupidity,
I decided to release the information anyways.
The unfortunate fellows from my last forum post had adopted my name in order to mock me;
now, what will make you know when somebody attempts this?
I will help you, because, after I post this, I will close the webpage, and that's final.
If anyone can find the original cipher that I posted--which was an image--
then here in this picture that I have posted is the way of solving it.
Now, there are people--now equipped with the way of solving the cipher--
who will create many fakes, and there's not much that I can do about that,
but as for the people who have the original image,
and had seen the original post, then they will know the truth.
Unfortunately, because I'm lazy, the directions I gave were utter tripe,
but everything written there is 100% true.
It's only a matter of time. You will know.

>used big boy words
>prob. googled a bunched of fancy words
>?????
>Go somewhere else to shitpost on Sup Forums

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no pls.

You have unlocked the evil upon this thread.

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Got it, got it, got it..... yay!

Once deciphered, it spells out FAGGOT!

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>smartest person to have ever lived
>lazy

Suck a dick jeff

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*occurred
*some kind
*cretin's

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yay ):

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STAHP

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¿what is my name?

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Stop this madman

noooooooooooooooooooo

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beautiful

Go back to with that shit faggot

fuck off to they are retarded they may believe you

No original image?

Its just a basic Ceaser shift... You ain't smart faggot

that's not a ceaser shift you fucking dumbass.

So you mean rot "encryption"