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Ausfailia on suicide watch edition

>tfw no Zara gf

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Giving up on life lads

reminder i have a gf lads

Based third kiwi

How's the missus mate?

>get done with night class
>have to do research paper so stop for some mcdolans
>order 2 mcchickens
>they layer on mayo on both buns so much so can hardly taste the chicken
Absolutly seething rn lads

Imagine being Australian.

Has goosey posted in this thread yet lads?

Based fucking goosey

Reminder that I could easily heem every single one of you mugs.

Anyone see Connie recently?

Warner
Bancroft
Khawaja
Smith*
Patterson
Handscomb
O'Keefe
Nevill+
Starc
Hazlewood
Bird until Siddle/Pattinson/Paris/Coulter-Nile is fit

Keeping an eye out for reality check lads

>*
>+

Stop this

Manfred is eating grass lads. Is he retarded?

He's already been BTFO, this is just icing on the cake if they award it to Mitchell and Cotchin

You spelt his name wrong you bogan fuck

Nevill bats ahead of O'Keefe for NSW. Rather than shuffling him further down the order it might be time to admit he just can't hack it at Test level.

M O M M Y
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Is there anything else than 90% of your friends being girls lads?

Just want a blokes group to watch the cricket with

Ask if their boyfriends like cricket

Don't have any except one

imagine being Rod Marsh

imagine dropping a bowler who has been very good for Australia when he has played and dropping him on his fucking homeground in conditions where he has slaughtered everyone in the Shield for years and on a pitch that was literally tailor built for him.

imagine selecting his replacement on the basis of said players batting and said player then contributing 10 (ten) runs in the match

imagine selecting Moises Henriques as a specialist no5 batsman and doing it completely unironically

imagine picking squads where Scott Boland was a back niggle away from a baggy green and Ashton Agar a broken finger away from an unironic recall

alternative is Wade. I figured less people would complain if I just kept Nevlel who I agree isnt good enough.

hope they hold onto the medal

the salt from hawks/tigers fans would be hilarious

>voluntarily hanging out with women when sex is uninvolved
You gay lad?

>imagine dropping a bowler who has been very good for Australia
Name one spell of note he bowled. Reminder he was outbowled by Mitchell fucking Marsh

Might be hey

Is Chris Hartley a better keeper than Nevill?

If yes, why is Nevill in the side?

If no, have you watched any shield matches in the past five years?

took 5 for in his last match

Anyone who thinks Nevill shouldn't play is a literal child who should not be give a (You)

That's an extremely backwards attitude. There is absolutely no reason a man can't have a platonic relationship with a fat, ugly, or autistic woman

Against a fucking joke of a """team""""

Sayers is better. Mennie is better. This is one instance where I agree with Roddy

The last one he was involved in playing for Australia

>STILL shilling Marsh
Fucking hang yourself GateNEET

You are a waste of oxygen in the most literal meaning of the term

>Trent Cotchin, Brownlow Medallist

>Mennie is better
'no'

>Mennie is better.
lobotomise yourself

You cannot make a good arguement for not picking Bird on a seaming Hobart wicket

Reminder Mennie took more wickets than Pookson Peerd last season without playing half his games in Hobart and without being the best bowler on your team and the only one who ever gets wickets

worse average, worse strike rate

not to mention mennie is pedestrian as fuck and can't make the ball talk like bird or sayers

I can and it's this:
He's a better bowler

If you want to adjust the squad for the wicket then Sayers gets in

>le Hobart is always a green seamer

It was for about 2(two) years out of the past 20

It is usually the flattest wicket in the country and the fact you didnt know this exposes what a worthless casual you are

Because he plays a different role in the SA side to Bird for Tasmania.
>Sayers
Yes he's better than both and should have been played

>LE FUG LE DREND GODCHIN XDXD
Take your blinkers off, Cotchin was the AFLCA winner that year. 100% a deserving Brownlow medallist for being the best and FAIREST player of 2012

I prefer Bird for the record, but bowling averages are an overrated stat.

> Someone toils for hours and ends up with 5/150
> Someone else gets used as a change bowler and takes 1/25

Who has the better average from the innings? Who actually contributed more?

>Sayers
literally a shittier version of Trent Copeland

just called my bookie to ask for odds on there being another earthquake during the Christchurch test lads.

Australia has never been whitewashed at home by any team

Can't fucking wait. It will be the final nail in the coffin of "test" """cricket"""

Shaved my pubes and my cock looks bigger guys

Kys sprintcunt

feels like i'm out of the loop with cricket, I wouldn't have a clue who half these cunts are you all keep mentioneing

more like ausfailia amirite lol

watch the shield m8, it's easier than ever these days with online streaming

next round should be a cracker, multiple test spots up for grabs and the australian batsmen have been sent back to play for their states

Hope they bring in the two tier test system. I could see >us being competitive in Div 2.

My roomate unironically only hangs out with niggers like theres not even alot of blacks kids at our school how is it all of them end up over here fucking cuck

/cric/ is a racism free general

>and the australian batsmen have been sent back to play for their states
all of them?

Nothing wrong with being friends with niggers so long as you don't race mix

yes, according to an interview smith did

not sure if that includes nevill

Only three of the Australian batsmen from this test will ever play test cricket again

whilst id like to think thatll happen, i doubt Burns of Ferguson will be dropped for Adelaide

Voges is done though
>still has an average of 67
fuck sakes

this is a truthbomb

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I have been shilling this on /cric/ and r/cricket for ages. Based fucking Chappelli

Sorry, lad.

Sure, but at the rate of random blacks i see here he has to be specifically seeking them out. Hes a huge suburbnite democrat from a rich family i feel all of them come over to take his food and weed ect.

Hes litteraly campus welfare

Post more pics of your cats please

...

>wake up
>roll over
>realise no nina gf
>cry

pat howard has to get the sack

>Trent Cotchin, Brownlow Medallist

I am literally and unironically seething right now

FUck this fucking gay sport

wrong, he needs to be made redundant

its not so much the man that is the cancer, its the job

cricket is a simple game. You do the simple things well and things will go your way. The administration is convoluted and filled to the brim with red tape in bureaucracy.

with the way things are now, no one is accountable for the teams performance nor does any one person have sufficient authority to put a proper philosophy or vision in place for the direction the team should be taking

...

stay FURIOUS faggot

Thanks. Manfred looks very happy

cricket

home and tea lads

Michael Hussey > Michael Bevan

Literally his last game you fucking casual.

where were you when australian cricket was kill?

Probably, Hussey was definitely more versatile. But I'd still rather Bevan to anchor an ODI chase.

at work lad.

slept like shit. lets see if we can still salvage something from this day

literally sleeping

no one would argue this

Hussey, along with AB de Villiers, is the most versatile and complete player I have ever seen across formats

Doing an australian batting lineup lads

>we
what part of your "life" am I from m8?

Should we give Rimmington a good ol' rim, fellas?

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I dont get this

How is it fucking James Sutherlands fault? he is in charge of the business of cricket and the business is actually doing quite well.

Exactly how low does your IQ need to be to enjoy this "sport"?

Should we in all honesty give Maxwell a call up for the final test?

This Shield round will be really interesting

There is basically 4 places up for grabs in the top7. Anyone who gets a century could be in the running.

the fun part

What's for dinner lads?

Feels good man

>Safe in his job: Steven Smith

>What was clear from the scenes in the middle of Bellerive Oval over the past four days was that Smith is a rare Australian batsman currently, with the skills required to stick around when the going is tough. What was equally clear from his anguished and impassioned post-play words is that he is in dire need of others to help him. Criticism of Smith's tactical decisions has perhaps underplayed his status as Australia's youngest leader since Kim Hughes. The consensus within CA is that Smith must be persevered with despite his faults, after the fashion of Allan Border.

This one made me the most angry. He has ONE Test where he doesn't completely shit the bed unlike others around him and that just absolves him of any and all fuck ups as captain. Seeing him send out Starc when he had a broken foot against New Zealand with like 5 runs to get and MOVED UP the order should have tipped everyone off as to his tactical incompetence, and that's not to mention those retarded shots in which he got out in Sri Lanka. But no, let's punish the people who have maybe a tenuous relation with the team. They're the ones at fault.

whos ya /bbl/ team lads, renegades here

Christchurch Crushers

Literally walkcunt: the post.

>someone using a proxy after getting banned for an obvious shitpost criticising the credibility of anyone

awww cute kitty what's its name?

It's hard though, he's so clearly our best bat. We can't really afford to replace him and risk losing him to the side. He needs better mentoring, I would unironically make him talk to Mark Taylor after every day's play.

>people want games to be contested
>people get angry when australia lose.

Mark my words, if australia came out and demolished russia in the exact manner they lost by, just as many people would be switching off because its too one sided and boring.

Don't think it has a name but
Spiral pasta
Mince
Broccoli
Mushrooms
Dolmio mushroom sauce

Combined into a big mess, pretty good tbqh

literally just cat. she doenst have a name.

Everyone loves a close game, and there's nothing wrong with a hard fought loss. But this is neither.